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Stone Gossard can beat every level of Ms. PacMan blinfolded.0
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Stone Gossard hasn't used a public washroom since 1984.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
Stone Gossard has never returned anything without a receipt. NEVER..John and Shawna0
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Stone Gossard is an ear model.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
Stone Gossard can tie 26 cherry stems into knots in his mouth all at the same time.John and Shawna0
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Stone Gossard did all of Grace Jones' stunts in "A View To A Kill"."See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"0
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When Stone Gossard cuts the cheese little Swiss army knifes are born.John and Shawna0
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Stone Gossard can knit a carpet.0
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Stone Gossard charges his phone by holding it over his heart.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
Stone Gossard can tell you the phone number of every record store in the United States.0
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Stone Gossard is persona non grata at the Playboy Mansion due to an incident involving three Playmates, a kiddy pool filled with Gummy Bears, a rodeo clown, Clint Howard, a domesticated badger and a Thighmaster."See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"0
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Stone Gossard always has 14 gallons of skim milk in his home.0
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Stone Gossard pisses lemonade.Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self0 -
Stone Gossard keeps a banjo in his trunk in case of emergency.0
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I was backstage at a Pearl Jam concert once, and after the show Stone Gossard came walking down the tunnel to the dressing rooms, looking tired and sweaty. I said "Hey Mr. Gossard, you want my Coke?". He took it and chugged it in front of me. As I walked away he yelled "Hey Kid", I turned around just in time to get hit in the face with the guitar he threw at me."See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"0
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SatansFuton wrote:I was backstage at a Pearl Jam concert once, and after the show Stone Gossard came walking down the tunnel to the dressing rooms, looking tired and sweaty. I said "Hey Mr. Gossard, you want my Coke?". He took it and chugged it in front of me. As I walked away he yelled "Hey Kid", I turned around just in time to get hit in the face with the guitar he threw at me.
Incredible story..Thanks for sharing. :thumbup: :thumbup:John and Shawna0 -
Stone Gossard will sign your forehead when you ask him for an autograph.Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
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YLed2 wrote:Stone Gossard will sign your forehead when you ask him for an autograph.
If you ask him to sign your breasts he'll thrown in a complimentary motorboat."See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"0 -
If you ask him to sign your harry dick (and Jane album)
he'll throw in some RogainJohn and Shawna0 -
Stone Gossard fills pot holes in his spare time.0
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