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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    I love it how we can all poke fun at Stone and he doesn't mind. Truly awesome!

    I never knew he bought a car. News to me.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,490
    Stone Gossard won the lottery
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    STAYSEA wrote:
    I love it how we can all poke fun at Stone and he doesn't mind. Truly awesome!

    I never knew he bought a car. News to me.


    No one's poking fun at Stone. He actually achieved all these accomplishments. He's an amazing, amazing man.
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is the Grand Poobah.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    While Stone Gossard is in Brazil, he will discover 30 new animal species and save 102 acres of rainforest.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard plays Sgt. Pepper in the Beatles LOVE Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    Lost In OhioLost In Ohio Posts: 6,785
    Stone Gossard doesn't go to Matt Lukin's. Matt Lukin goes to Stone Gossard's.
    Presidential Advice from President-Elect Mike McCready: "Are you getting something out of this all encompassing trip?"
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    KimmiebyromKimmiebyrom Posts: 1,832
    I definitely need to show Stone some more love. I've been Miking-it up a lot lately. The fact is, Stone is a straight up great guy and highly underrated guitarist.
    2003 Dallas
    2013 Wrigley
    2013 Dallas
    2013 Oklahoma City
    2013 Seattle

    How I choose to feel is how I am.
    There's just one word I still believe...and it's LOVE.
    "Take care of one another..." -EV
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Kimmiebyrom wrote:
    I definitely need to show Stone some more love. I've been Miking-it up a lot lately. The fact is, Stone is a straight up great guy and highly underrated guitarist.
    Either standing up or lying down, Stone Gossard is a straight-up guy.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    When opportunity knocks, and Stone isn't home, opportunity waits.
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Stone Gossard secretly gives me parenting advice through his press interviews.
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    As a houseguest, after dipping his chip once in the sauce, Stone Gossard goes to bathroom to wash the rest of the chip, before dipping 2nd time.
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Stone Gossard can read a book backwards and still comprehend it... but only if it is written in Swedish.
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Stone Gossard has found a formula to adapt principle of "pick&roll offense" of basketball into Pearl Jam music. Ed is still trying to understand it.
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Stone Gossard can tell a woman's measurements precisely with one look, even if she is wearing a thick coat.
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Before publishing his theory of relativity, Einstein first consulted Stone to double check his math.
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Stone Gossard motivated himself to sell at least one house item to every door-to-door vendor, who comes knocking on his door.
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Stone Gossard does not go to sushi restaurants because he is afraid using stickers can distort his guitar pick technique.
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard always keeps his mace handy. Not the spray kind, the medieval kind.
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    october22october22 Posts: 2,533
    jumbojet wrote:
    Stone Gossard does not go to sushi restaurants because he is afraid using stickers can distort his guitar pick technique.

    Stone Gossard is bewildered and amused by your curious use of the word "stickers" in place for what are more commonly referred to as "chop sticks."
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Nothing could be further from the truth than Stone Gossard.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Apparently so. :)
    Tnx for free English lesson.
    october22 wrote:
    jumbojet wrote:
    Stone Gossard does not go to sushi restaurants because he is afraid using stickers can distort his guitar pick technique.

    Stone Gossard is bewildered and amused by your curious use of the word "stickers" in place for what are more commonly referred to as "chop sticks."
    What's your part, who you are?

    2012: Arras, Berlin 1-2
    2013: Sao Paulo, Buenos Aires
    2014: Milano, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin
    2016: NY MSG 1
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone forgot more than you will ever know.
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    crazygeocrazygeo Posts: 2,375
    hey Stone.....

    save the long "masters" for the next PJ album.......
    • 1991-11-17• 1998-08-28 •2000-09-01
    • 2003-07-05• 2004-10-01
    • 2005-10-03• 2006-05-27
    • 2008-06-19• 2009-10-27 2009-10-28 •2009-10-30
    • 2009-10-31

    *Tres Mts 2011-03-23
    *Eddie Vedder 2011-06-25
    - 2013-10-21
    - 2013=10-22
    -2016 -04-28
    -2016 -04-29
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard's middle name is "Long Master".
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    The NothingmanThe Nothingman Posts: 527
    Stone Gossard needs something different...
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    electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,458
    jumbojet wrote:
    Stone Gossard motivated himself to sell at least one house item to every door-to-door vendor, who comes knocking on his door.


    Hail, Hail Stone!
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


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    demetriosdemetrios Canada Posts: 89,007
    Stone will be having cake today. As it's the 20th Anniversary of the record Shame by Brad!! :)
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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Just tweeted!
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard is gonna do what he's got to do.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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