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  • TS143444TS143444 Posts: 11
    Stone Gossard said, "We will play until 2am" and no one had enough balls to question that.

    ....Except for Mike McCready, who agreed anyways.
  • TS143444TS143444 Posts: 11
    rollings wrote:
    Stone Gossard
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    Stone Gossard invented clapping.
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard's new album Lightning Bolt is so good it puts hairs on the listener's chest
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard eats Bruce Springsteen for breakfast - has another portion, before sprinkling a light funk over the mean streets of West Seattle
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    Stone Gossard's new album Lightning Bolt is so good it has Eddie Vedder crowd surfing once again
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

    lettherecordsplay1x.gif?t=1377796878
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard cares as much for inanimate objects as he does for people and animals.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Blind3Blind3 Posts: 1,149
    Stone never jumps the shark . The shark jumps Stone . Speaking of sharks , the only reason Discovery Channel has Shark Week is because our hero was too modest to permit DC to air Stone month .
    "Buy the ticket,take the ride"
    Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

    "If I wanted you to understand, I would have explained it better"
    Johan Cruijff
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is the new president of Men's Wearhouse. And he doesn't give a crap if you like the way you look or not.
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,308
    Stone Gossard plays the guitar. Not the other way around.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    When Stone Gossard plays skee ball, he always throws overhand.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Stone Gossard won GA and Reserved tickets for one and the same show with his tenclub account. Twice!
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has all his Xmas shopping done already.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ratmandoratmando Posts: 347
    Stone Gossard... knows where it's buried. All of it.
    When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.

    Henry David Thoreau
  • ratmandoratmando Posts: 347
    TS143444 wrote:
    rollings wrote:
    Stone Gossard
    tumblr_mhrybdAQxa1r6brlao2_250.gifs


    Stone Gossard invented clapping.
    ROFLMAO.. Okay I couldn't stop laughing at this one..Gotta say it won me.

    But of course, that also means Stone invented Giving it up for the next guy! and "Tip Your Waitresses!"
    When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.

    Henry David Thoreau
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone can win a game of connect four in three moves.
  • bobby dazzlersbobby dazzlers Posts: 2,021
    I love this thread!
    That I no longer give a fuck
    Who is wrong and who’s right
  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    Stone "Moonlander" Gossard has already invented the next great invention for space travel. However, with the imminent release of Lightning Bolt so close, he's turned his efforts to learning how to play the recorder.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,308
    Stone Gossard is responsible for the upcoming polarity shift on the sun.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    bobby dazzlers wrote:
    I love this thread!

    :lol::lol: Your avatar is awesome!

    Stone would approve :geek:
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard has a body temperature of 63 degrees.. on stage..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • bobby dazzlersbobby dazzlers Posts: 2,021
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    bobby dazzlers wrote:
    I love this thread!

    :lol::lol: Your avatar is awesome!

    Stone would approve :geek:


    Ha! Thanks.
    That I no longer give a fuck
    Who is wrong and who’s right
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard was pulled over by a police officer and was thanked for speeding.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
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  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Posts: 2,142
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard was pulled over by a police officer and was thanked for speeding.
    :lol:
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a hand sanitizer dispenser in every room of his house.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can actually blow a bubble with Bazooka Joe gum.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    Stone can win a game of connect four in three moves.


    This is brilliant.
    :lol:
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone orders Big Macs from Burger King. And gets them.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    When Stone Gossard double dips a chip, no one minds.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • mr.macmr.mac Posts: 162
    Stone Gossard can run a mile in only 3/4 of a mile.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone Gossard can divide by zero.
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