Rev. Jerry Falwell Dead

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  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/televangelist_jerry_falwell_dead
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • Innocent_Bystander
    Innocent_Bystander Posts: 615
    The last thing you do before you die is crap your pants.
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    Circle comes around each time
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    This thread should probably take a crap then flush itself...it's over...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • PJ_Lukin
    PJ_Lukin Posts: 2,055
    As the person who birthed this thread, I am giving it up for adoption. Anyone want it?
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  • Rushlimbo
    Rushlimbo Posts: 832
    I hope that when preachers tell their sheep to bow their heads to mourn Falwell at church on Sunday that someone lets a big fart in every congregation. Rip a big one in Falwell's honor.
    War is Peace
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    Ignorance is Strength
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Rushlimbo wrote:
    I hope that when preachers tell their sheep to bow their heads to mourn Falwell at church on Sunday that someone lets a big fart in every congregation. Rip a big one in Falwell's honor.

    I'm thinking the mudslide, anus madness, or the long and winded road..hmm...perhaps bowels of the titanic... frustrating trying to decide really...ok I've finally settled on BMX-Lax
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    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • lars
    lars Posts: 524
    Rushlimbo wrote:
    I hope that when preachers tell their sheep to bow their heads to mourn Falwell at church on Sunday that someone lets a big fart in every congregation. Rip a big one in Falwell's honor.
    So you´re into fucking dogs....and proud of it
    You can´t trust a vegetarian.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    lars wrote:
    So you´re into fucking dogs....and proud of it

    would you like fries with that...and is that for here or to go?

    I choose "commode-tion" for you... very bottom...second from the left...

    http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/658/
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Rushlimbo
    Rushlimbo Posts: 832
    Gingrich said after his speech that Falwell's death would not slow the Christian right's efforts.

    "Anybody on the left who hopes that when people like Reverend Falwell disappear that the opportunity to convert all of America has gone with them fundamentally misunderstands why institutions like this were created," Gingrich said.
    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
  • Rushlimbo
    Rushlimbo Posts: 832
    lars wrote:
    So you´re into fucking dogs....and proud of it

    I'm not proud of my love for your mother but it is what it is. I hope you can find it in your heart to call me "father" some day. I want to be there for you until your real dad gets out of prison.
    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
  • lars
    lars Posts: 524
    Rushlimbo wrote:
    I'm not proud of my love for your mother but it is what it is. I hope you can find it in your heart to call me "father" some day. I want to be there for you until your real dad gets out of prison.
    Fathers don´t fuck dogs....prettyboy. You´ll never be anything else than a nobody
    You can´t trust a vegetarian.
  • robbie
    robbie Posts: 883
    Im not sure how a thread so highbrow in its celebration of the death of falwell could degrade into dog fucking....... but i guess jerry would have wanted it that way......
  • Rushlimbo
    Rushlimbo Posts: 832
    robbie wrote:
    Im not sure how a thread so highbrow in its celebration of the death of falwell could degrade into dog fucking....... but i guess jerry would have wanted it that way......

    I apologize for detracting away from Falwell. This kid must have seen me and his mother on Springer last week. Paternity test proved I'm not his father but looks like I was just a few hours away from it being me. I love his mom despite her loving ways and having a retarded son. I love you, Lars.
    War is Peace
    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    cutback wrote:
    i wonder what larry flynt is doing right now.......:o...:p

    Here's something from Flynt on Falwell in the Sunday Op-Ed section of the L.A. Times:

    http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-op-flynt20may20,0,2297247.story?coll=la-opinion-center
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  • sweetpotato
    sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    he was the least christ-like christian on earth. it's no loss to humanity that he's gone.
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

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  • sweetpotato
    sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    Rushlimbo wrote:
    Gingrich said after his speech that Falwell's death would not slow the Christian right's efforts.

    "Anybody on the left who hopes that when people like Reverend Falwell disappear that the opportunity to convert all of America has gone with them fundamentally misunderstands why institutions like this were created," Gingrich said.

    :D what a dick. "convert" them into what? thinkers?? or over to the secular satanic bloodcult that the rest of us are a part of? :rolleyes: good riddance, imo.
    "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Obama."

    "Obama's main opponent in this election on November 4th (was) not John McCain, it (was) ignorance."~Michael Moore

    "i'm feeling kinda righteous right now. with my badass motherfuckin' ukulele!"
    ~ed, 8/7
  • PJ_Lukin
    PJ_Lukin Posts: 2,055
    Falwell has generated 400 replies to the notice of his Death. Far more than he would have/did alive.
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