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  • I want to take all these
    dirty thoughts
    Add some water
    and some soap
    Put them through
    the wringer
    Hang them out on
    the line
    And put them clean
    back into the storage
    of my mind
    But who am I kidding
    They'll only get dirty again!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Some days are so grey
    Like all the colour has been drained
    And replaced with the colour of non-colour
    It brings an emptiness to my soul
    Makes me feel far from whole
    Today I feel shocked
    By people who sing & talk
    Of love for their fellow man
    Yet that is all they do
    They blow hot air
    Somehow they fill others with that air
    And I am looking at a bunch of balloons
    Wearing masks of many colours
    All tied together
    They do LOOK nice
    Every kid wants one
    But the wind takes them
    Off they go
    Blowing in the breeze
    Slowly drifting apart
    They forgot that all they are filled with is hot air
    They could have gone on if only they had filled up with care
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    wow
    when you burp
    you really burp
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    wow
    when you burp
    you really burp

    :D LOL! Just call me Barney Gumble! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • So many empty gazes
    So many lonely hearts
    So many unloved children
    So many corporate take-overs
    So many homeless people
    So many going hungry
    So many nasty buggers
    So many broken dreams
    So many abused women
    So many deadbeat parents
    So many nosy neighbours
    So many government cover-ups
    So many ignorant people
    So many polluted lakes
    So many endangered species
    So many advertisements everywhere
    So many wasted talents
    So many vicious rumours
    So many money hungry
    So many lost souls
    So many long faces
    So many damn cars
    So many resorting to violence
    So many hating unreasonably
    So many with disease
    So many turning the blind eye
    So many scrounging students
    So many unnecessarily uneducated
    So many T.V. shows
    So many time occupiers
    So many truthful lies
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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    ...have you been injured in an auto accident, hurt on the job, you need the services of the law offices of B.S. Schister...

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    ...I don't care if she smoked your weed Mr. Davis, we're talking about what you think she owes you for your record collection which you allege...

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    ...I'll be your fantasy, you want to make it a reality, back off, I'll take you on, headstrong to take on anyone...

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    ...it looks as if she put up a good struggle. See, if you take a look at these samples we took from under her finger nails...

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    ...she was snatched from her home early this morning, police are asking anyone in the area of...

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    so Austin's sleeping with Joanne, who's sleeping with the guy who's father runs the biggest...

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    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    okay now you're making me feel like i need to write something,
    maybe i need some coffee to get me churning
  • Look so perfect
    I remove your covering
    Naked for all to see
    Hold you in my hand
    Even more enticing
    Lick my lips with anticipation
    Open my mouth
    Take you in
    So smooth on my tongue
    A mouth full of sweet, sticky goodness
    I swallow you down
    Bit by bit
    Inch by inch
    Until you are completely consumed




    And then throw away the peel
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • SPANK
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    SPANK

    I call myself tickled pink! Helllooooo naughty boy! :D

    I'm bent over and waiting...........;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • You need to find that one you posted on my "Rot" thread. That one rocked my roll. Not that these don't rock a part of me, too. They do. Certain dangly parts, that is.

    You are a very good writer :)
    Which is kinda sad, actually, because if you were bad, I'd have to SPANK you.
  • Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    You need to find that one you posted on my "Rot" thread. That one rocked my roll. Not that these don't rock a part of me, too. They do. Certain dangly parts, that is.

    You are a very good writer :)
    Which is kinda sad, actually, because if you were bad, I'd have to SPANK you.

    :D Hmmm, I do believe you mean the one about the drama teacher and his dolly dilema. Now that I have your blessing, I'll go find it and move it on over, rock it on over...

    I love to rock your roll, baby!

    MMMMM! Dangly parts!!! Yum! :o

    Don't be sad! I'm bad to the bone and in need of CORRECTING! ;)

    Ahem, I'm still bending over..........
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Originally posted by Goulet
    okay now you're making me feel like i need to write something,
    maybe i need some coffee to get me churning

    Yeah! Get a churning Goulet! I'm (we're) hungry for more! Grrrr! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Drama class was fun
    I enjoyed it, kilt clad & fancy free
    One day I was 1st to class
    There was a baby doll
    Hancuffed to my teacher's office door handle
    He laughed and said "I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO GET IT OFF"
    I said "I CAN GET IT OFF"
    Inside my bag I went
    Found my keys
    Found the handcuff key
    Removed the cuff from around the dolly's neck
    Removed the other cuff from around the door handle
    Smiled at the teacher, teacher smiled back
    Teacher said "You're so alluring"
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • While I was in your thread Radar I also saw my response to your book. I hope you won't mind that I'm sending it over here too! I love your poems!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • To Radar:

    I wallowed in Rot's deliciously perverse dudgeon (dungeon)
    I'm still glad I helped soil your thread
    Boobs make great floatation devices
    I had to dig my mother up just to make sure she was dead
    I enjoy a good tongue lashing
    Some thoughts are like maggots
    De Cries Me when I stand at the edge of the polluted lake and want to go skinny dipping
    I like to wear my stained smiles and I don't care what people think of that
    AD D9 made me smile
    And when the white lines go through my mind I can only feel my nose bleed while I grind my teeth
    And there is insanity in my family
    And there's is family in my insanity

    To Rot:

    I opened you up
    Read the inscription
    Had a tear by pg.9
    Wanted a shower by pg.29
    Needed to shower by pg.49
    Had to go shower by pg.69
    Got out and only my hair and skin were clean
    Looked at the rain falling outside my window
    Pissing down
    Got to pg.118 and went for a walk to the dirty lake
    Came back (I survived)
    Sat at the kitchen table
    Pen and pad in hand
    Thoughts bursting forth
    From the swollen, long unstroked erection that portrudes from the black demon that likes to fornicate with my brain
    I got two hands on it
    And chocked it
    It blew it's wad all over my face and glued my eyes open
    You made my subconscious too curious
    You helped her get in
    Gave her directions
    Told her where to find the key
    While I had my back turned
    She stole the keys
    She knew she had to see
    She didn't realize
    She slid the key in the lock
    Of the large steel door of the blacked pith that lays deep within my soul
    It broke free it's tattered and worn bindings
    Casually sleighed subconcious and tossed her aside
    Found me
    Opened it's gaping, oozing maw and closed it's jaws round my left arm and my head so that I'd view the burning, reeking, putrid,
    vile, bile of my past that it contained within
    It filled my eyes, my nose, my ears, my mouth
    I'm gagging, senses buzzing
    Cracking my skull, filling it with what I thought I'd locked away so well, so long ago
    I should have burned it along with the pages of bitter beauty in that brilliant fire, hot embers like the hair that's now matted to my head
    But I couldn't bring myself to burn them all alive back then.

    To Myself:

    She wanted to kill me
    She bore me
    Bathed me
    Raised me
    Lied, deceived
    Believe you, me
    Her husband lay on his sofa inside the bottle
    A bleary vision
    Awash in his own putre-scents
    Just like his family
    Wear those smiles
    Or what will the neighbours think
    Do they matter, all our shit stinks
    Is Satan real?
    Is he like Jesus?
    I never get what I want for his birthday
    I must be a bad girl
    Like mom always said
    I swallow that vile liquid down
    Like bitter dark chocolate coating my tongue
    People who mold you
    Bust you down
    Bitter
    Friends, loved ones, liars
    Whole world turned upsidedown
    Mother lay with my dear little sister's boyfriend
    Talk of the frowns
    Fists, fights, misery
    Left us for disaster, deserted
    BITCH
    Copulated, fucked for 3 more
    COVETOUS WRETCH, WHORE
    Sometimes the crimson slashes across my eyes
    Sometimes it squishes out from between my thighs
    Sometimes I'd leave but it's not my choice
    I am of this
    I am?
    I am, I try

    I am
    the crazy diamond
    Like every diamond
    I came from the deepest, darkest mines (minds)
    Years of compression (repression)
    Chipped free
    Re-sculpted beauty
    I can cut glass
    Wish I could cut you so you could bleed it too!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Sometimes when I hear the rain
    I just want to cry
    My mood can change
    Just like the weather
    These are times
    When I wonder what the dog thinks
    When he looks at me
    With those big puppy dog eyes
    Does he know?
    Does he empathize with me?
    I cry for the homeless
    I cry for the lonely
    I cry for the sadness
    I cry for the oceans
    I cry for the sick
    I cry for the children
    I cry for the hungry
    I cry for the extinct
    I cry for the lost
    I cry for the mislead
    I cry for the trees
    I cry for the endangered
    I cry for the hurt
    I cry for the abused
    There are times when it all seems so hopeless.
    Well, at least the dog seems to understand, even if no one else does.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • I am the crazy diamond
    A jewel in the rough
    When I dance
    The sun catches me
    And I sparkle
    Full of the life I've lived
    Full of love to give
    Want to touch everyone
    Make your hearts smile
    Fill you up with my light
    A rainbow of colours
    Swirling and twirling
    Melding and blending
    We become one

    Shine On
    Shine On
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Elvis said
    he knew this world was killing me
    The Boss said
    I'm on fire
    See me?
    Feel me?
    Touch me?
    Heal me?
    Can you see the real me
    Behind these big blue eyes?
    I just try
    Or I'll die (cancer's the answer!)
    if I don't smile today!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Pale
    Feverish
    Cold
    So Cold
    Shivering
    Yet Sweating
    Short of breath
    Every fibre of my being aches
    Head pounding
    Stomach churning
    Make friends with the porcelin again
    Vomit
    Nothing
    I know what I need
    To cure what ails me
    Would you believe
    It's a warm embrace
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen