Setaside's Poetry.... if you like...

DopeBeastie

Originally posted by setaside2
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Dear god
they LOVE me so...
like PastaNazi
pretty spiffy FAB ?

covergirl310
to your nine pennies and 13 cottonseeds

setaside2

:D

LOL

I feel sorely paraphrased....

and don't forget the hairs from a black hog.

CranMalReign

As promised...

~~~

William, I Giggled with Your Girlfriend
Hank Hyena

'cause I was high & she was high & you were bye-bye out of town --

William, we were both lonely without you

William, I kissed your lover's lips--I curled my paws around her hips
we cuddled on your couch 'cause I'm your closest friend, William,
I wanna feel everything you feel in this world

William, I nibbled on her thin tongue next, my fingers scampered 'round her breast

William, we were stuffing a turkey together--that's why we got excited

William, when she borrowed my herpes lotion I knew we had a dangerous connection

William, I dallied with your dearest 'cause I feared she was gonna sleep with a creep
when you were out of town & I wanted it to be somebody you can trust

William, the last bag of marijuana you sold me was crap so you owe me $10

William, I held her near, she chewed my ear, I removed her pink brassier

William, she rested 'gainst my shivering chest, she said you two had a quarrel
I said "I am ex-Catholic, sex is best when it's immoral"

William, when I saw your gal-pal's underwear I had to tear them off 'cause
you told me there's still scars on her butt
'cause a pit bull bit her when she was three years old
you can't be telling me things like that without me wanting to know first-hand

William, I unclothed your cutie comrade 'cause I disrobed
some of your other darlings & I delighted in it so I decided, dang--let's do it again

William, I did the fling-a-ding whirl with your lovable girl
cause she was complaining that she doesn't have orgasms with you
--she wanted to find out if it was your fault or something else--
she didn't have an orgasm with me either, William
I think she's a lesbian you outghta be moving on

William, I savored the flavor of your fine friend because--
I had this sweetie named Stevie seven years ago,
Stevie said you were sexy, we spat about that, then we split,
you ruptured that relationship, William, for that, you owe me one--

William, I don't know her very well, we're kinda awkward around each other
--this seemed like a excellent way to break the ice--

William, I throbbed hearts with your honey 'cause it was Celtic holiday--
I do declare that a depserate dose of pagan power
is contained & conveyed in the Druid fluid of the amatory act
& I am, William, first & foremost, I am a seeker of knowledge

DopeBeastie

Originally posted by setaside2
:D

LOL

I feel sorely paraphrased....

and don't forget the hairs from a black hog.

sorry...

Yellow

Originally posted by CranMalReign
As promised....

No reminding needed, eh? Tis a shame for i also would have forgotten...

a callous little piece, no?


<seta>

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Yellow
No reminding needed, eh? Tis a shame for i also would have forgotten...

a callous little piece, no?


<seta>

Are you seta in yellow's clothing?

Yellow

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Are you seta in yellow's clothing?

no... i'm yellow in yellow's clothing

that: <seta>: was a pointy elbowed cyberhug...

setaside2

That poem is some sick and somehow funny shit yet seriously dark and moody... words about to go postal, showing the knife and sliding on every surface it can key.

Considering the reasons for my divorce (my wife cheated on me with three men, got pregnant twice, aborted once, and my daughter is not biologically mine...) it hits somewhat close to home, so it's timing isn't all THAT great but I know you didn't mean anything by it. The similarities in style are incredible, and I don't like to think that I may have borrowed so heavily from anyone, though this is the first time I've ever read any of Hyena's poems.

It's got the bitter edge to it too. So it is appropriate. Fortunately I don't feel too much of that malice or bitterness... I do feel at times an overwhelming sadness and a sense of failure because I worked enough or too much or because of whatever else I had done to drive her to other guys...

What's the name of that Pagan holiday? I can't remember... but I know the one he was talking about...

Cran thanks for reading and for introducing me to a new poet... I had no idea he even existed... kind of the darker side of Weird Al...

CranMalReign

Originally posted by setaside2
That poem is some sick and somehow funny shit yet seriously dark and moody... words about to go postal, showing the knife and sliding on every surface it can key.

Considering the reasons for my divorce (my wife cheated on me with three men, got pregnant twice, aborted once, and my daughter is not biologically mine...) it hits somewhat close to home, so it's timing isn't all THAT great but I know you didn't mean anything by it. The similarities in style are incredible, and I don't like to think that I may have borrowed so heavily from anyone, though this is the first time I've ever read any of Hyena's poems.

It's got the bitter edge to it too. So it is appropriate. Fortunately I don't feel too much of that malice or bitterness... I do feel at times an overwhelming sadness and a sense of failure because I worked enough or too much or because of whatever else I had done to drive her to other guys...

What's the name of that Pagan holiday? I can't remember... but I know the one he was talking about...

Cran thanks for reading and for introducing me to a new poet... I had no idea he even existed... kind of the darker side of Weird Al...

Seta:

I just want to fully and humbly apologize. I knew that your marriage had failed from reading over your thread, but perhaps I didn't read close enough. I had no idea it was because of unfaithfulness. Especially such a degree. If I had realized, I never would have posted this in your thread.

I appreciate the demeanor with which you took this. It must have been some kind of a slap in the face, though I hope the title I alluded to a few times earlier helped to prepare you for the subject matter.

Again, seta, I apologize. I only meant to show you a similarity in style, not rub any salt in any wounds or show any disrespect.

I know you understand that, but I still feel I should say it myself.

Stay strong.

~Tim

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by setaside2
I do feel at times an overwhelming sadness and a sense of failure because I worked enough or too much or because of whatever else I had done to drive her to other guys...

You can't blame yourself for her mistakes! They are hers, not yours and although you feel you may have caused her to act this way, I can almost guarantee that she would have acted this way no matter what you did or didn't do.

And, some people think they have the "perfect" relationship and then one day they get home to an empty home and a "Dear John" letter.

Sometimes, things just don't work out the way you want them to, so, you just gotta roll with the punches and keep your head up and try not to dwell on finding excuses for things that are inexcuseable!!!!!!!!

setaside2

Tim, Cran, Cranny, Cranny-mo...

Don't you worry for a second. It wasn't a slap in the face, I promise. I may be heavier than I used to be but I still gots da quickness ya know? I can duck it, a little to the right. Well, most of the time.

You know how much I respect you so I won't go over that whole thing again (unless you're having a bad morning in which case I'll be glad to cheer you up) and I am fully aware that you meant nothing wrong with that pome.

Much love to you mister man <offers hands for shakes> absolutely no offense taken.

As a matter of fact, the perpetrator in this particular piece reminds me of my ex-bestfriend to a serious degree, nearly alarming. I'll tell you about him sometime.

Funny how the people closest to you teach you the hardest lessons about humanity and life and love and death and betrayal.

And B.E. you are correct, there are many things that are inexcusable and she was always unfaithful no matter what, even when we were dating... I guess I never learned my lesson but it was always because I loved her so much that I tried not to care and I thought maybe, if I worked harder, she'd be proud enough of me or recognise that I cared enough for her, that I did it all for her, that it would stop... but it was a poor philosophy.

I never fully blamed myself but I have always known that marriage is a two way street and one must affect the other. So there must be some to take in my direction.

we never had the perfect relationship but we were always pretty good friends, so I think that's how we're going to keep it. It seems to make sense.


Thanks guys, all of you, for putting up with my rantings and ravings for somewhere like 500 plus posts... I feel I don't deserve the ear but the honesty is always not only refreshing but most welcome and every once in a while...

I get spanked. :( sigh lol.

love to all of you

setamarc

coleen

did someone say spank?

CranMalReign

Originally posted by setaside2
Tim, Cran, Cranny, Cranny-mo...

Much love to you mister man <offers hands for shakes> absolutely no offense taken.

:: Takes hand gladly ::

setaside2

Originally posted by coleen
did someone say spank?

sadly, yes. I did.

coleen

awwww seta...spankings are never a time for sadness. at least not here.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by setaside2
Funny how the people closest to you teach you the hardest lessons about humanity and life and love and death and betrayal.

And B.E. you are correct, there are many things that are inexcusable and she was always unfaithful no matter what, even when we were dating... I guess I never learned my lesson but it was always because I loved her so much that I tried not to care and I thought maybe, if I worked harder, she'd be proud enough of me or recognise that I cared enough for her, that I did it all for her, that it would stop... but it was a poor philosophy.

I never fully blamed myself but I have always known that marriage is a two way street and one must affect the other. So there must be some to take in my direction.

we never had the perfect relationship but we were always pretty good friends, so I think that's how we're going to keep it. It seems to make sense.


Thanks guys, all of you, for putting up with my rantings and ravings for somewhere like 500 plus posts... I feel I don't deserve the ear but the honesty is always not only refreshing but most welcome and every once in a while...

I get spanked. :( sigh lol.

love to all of you

setamarc

"for putting up with my rantings and ravings" - SPANK! - Now stop with that! It is a pleasure! I've never felt as if I was just "putting up" with you!!!! You are caring and kind and concerned and a "wordy motherfucker" but not someone to just "put up" with, for goodness sake! I hope you don't really feel that way!!!!

And don't feel bad, I know I'm full of poor philosophy! You are not alone!

Lots of love to you!

setaside2

Sorry coleen, it seems to be the morning thread. I'll take lovin over the casual spank anyday.

Cran, good to see you. Thank you.

B.E. way to be loud and hip and crass and where's the smiley? :D:D

Good morning to all.. I have to say that forum-ing in nothing but a towel is quite refreshing but now I have to go to work.

blah.

see you all soon...

seta

CranMalReign

"This song's about my penis... if you want it to be." ~ Ben Folds

~~~

Philosophy
Ben Folds Five

Won't you look up at the skyline
At the mortar, block, and glass
And check out the reflections in my eyes
See they always used to be there
Even when this was all was grass
And I sang and danced about a high - rise

And you were laughing at my helmet hat
Laughing at my torch

Go ahead and laugh all you want
I got my philosophy
And I trust it like the ground
That's why my philosophy
Keeps me walking when I'm falling down

I see that there is evil
And I know that there is good
And the in - betweens I never understood
Would you look at me I'm crazy
But I get the job done
I'm crazy but I get the job done

So go ahead and laugh all you want
I got my philosophy
And I trust it like the ground
That's why my philosophy
Keeps me walking when I'm falling down

I pushed you cause I loved you guys
I didn't realize
That you weren't having fun
And I dragged you up the stairs
And I told you to fly
You were flapping your arms
Then you started to cry, you were too high

Now you take this all for granted
You take the mortar, block, and glass
And you forget the speech that moved the stone
And it's really not that you can't see
The forest from the trees
You just never been out in the woods alone

So you can laugh all you want to
But I've got my philosophy
And I love you you're my friend
But you got no philosophy
Now it's time for this song to end

DopeBeastie

Originally posted by setaside2

As a matter of fact, the perpetrator in this particular piece reminds me of my ex-bestfriend to a serious degree, nearly alarming. I'll tell you about him sometime.

question...


is this the Chrome Heart you have heretofore pressed in poetry?


The chrome heart
once so fast my goal
Steeled copper-
plate perfection

So softer now
amazed lay I
A puddle love
A Mercury so
suddenly rose.

Might I inject
a measure sweet?
In heat
come join me
in a glass.

Yellow

FIVE THOUSANDTH!!!


AND IT'S MINE!!! ALLLLLL MINE!!!!




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