Setaside's Poetry.... if you like...

Being Enlightened

Come on guys, kiss and make up, PLEASE!

Come on...

Kissy, kissy...

Yeah...yeah...just like that...oh yeah...yeah...

Now, a little to the left...oh...that's real good...

sultryevening

a red-faced me peeks out from behind the door, sheepish at his inabilty to see sarcasm!

sorry mate- got a load on mind and maybe not in the best spirits.
friends? of course
COOL BEANZ!!

oh and by the way. even without the 30 seconds you'd never catch me.
My wings are like a sheet of steel!
;0)
Sluts!

Yellow

Originally posted by savannah66
it was inspired by your comment, Yellow, and the pull of the moon....Do you get to Jupiter often? If so, please send me a postcard

.......................
and, Seta.....
I very much enjoyed the celestial wonder.....

it's been a very long time, what with baby bush and the space program's funding...

however, should i return, i will most definitely send word :):)

and that word would be, only for you, and merely from me, that under your touch and beneath your fine gaze i am fire inside chocolate hot, between your arms, eager to please and needing be pleased

setaside2

Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Come on guys, kiss and make up, PLEASE!

Come on...

Kissy, kissy...

Yeah...yeah...just like that...oh yeah...yeah...

Now, a little to the left...oh...that's real good...

Instead of standing there making noise like some useless tennis referee, why don't you join in the game? hmmmmmmmm?

uh huh.

a little to the RIGHT B.E.

That's much better, thanks.

setaside2

oh and hey Sluttymidafternoon...

you may have wings of steel after all those fonda workout tapes
but ain't NOTHIN' outrunnin' my rocket skates


grammar no grammar roll my grammar in mud


and cheer up sir, there is love for you yet in this poetry hut. B.E. may attend.

Radar(Baba)O'Riley

seta, you're doing it all wrong.

It's like dis and like dat and like dis, uh-huh.
It's like dis and like dat and like dis, uh-huh.
It's like SPANK and like YANK and like SPANK, uh huh.
It's like SPANK and like YANK and like SPANK, uh huh.

setaside2

Originally posted by Yellow
it's been a very long time, what with baby bush and the space program's funding...

however, should i return, i will most definitely send word :):)

They stopped funding her particular "program" due to the fact that her asking hourly rate was extraordinarily high and the president still received little to no perks.

also she would spend hours on the phone late into the night exercising her cheeks. Whatever that means.

CranMalReign

Originally posted by setaside2
They stopped funding her particular "program" due to the fact that her asking hourly rate was extraordinarily high and the president still received little to no perks.

also she would spend hours on the phone late into the night exercising her cheeks. Whatever that means.

Now if it was Slick Willie Clinton in office... mmm... presidential perks...

setaside2

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
seta, you're doing it all wrong.

It's like dis and like dat and like dis, uh-huh.
It's like dis and like dat and like dis, uh-huh.
It's like SPANK and like YANK and like SPANK, uh huh.
It's like SPANK and like YANK and like SPANK, uh huh.

radar, I have asked you to teach, master, but you have repeatedly turned me down as unworthy, undisciplined, and implying that I have far too much anger and fear to train.

and now you volunteer information.

I feel like such an ex girlfriend. bitch.

setaside2

Originally posted by CranMalReign
Now if it was Slick Willie Clinton in office... mmm... presidential perks...

LOL

nah. he was oversexed and overpaid. one of the few, the enlightened, the hollywood elite. His idea of Jupiter was Tori song played to impress the ladies and perhaps give the implication that he may very well be the president but damned if he wasn't sensitive enough for Tori. Ani DiFranco, on the other hand, intimidated the shit out of him.

Watch Charlie Sheen become president and restaff the house with Denise Richards lookalikes so that when he becomes stressed, he needn't worry about attraction issues. Nor where Denise actually may be (with the secretary of the Treasury like any good hollywood model golddigger).

wait... are you grounding me? I mean, intermittently seems so.. in frequent, don't you think? and as for the realms of divine pleasure and vortices of swirling sensuality (these s's eh?) they are yours at anytime you happen to request them, and readily. This ride is now closed to the public, your private entrance awaits.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
seta, you're doing it all wrong.

It's like dis and like dat and like dis, uh-huh.
It's like dis and like dat and like dis, uh-huh.
It's like SPANK and like YANK and like SPANK, uh huh.
It's like SPANK and like YANK and like SPANK, uh huh.

LMFAO! You just can't forget to YANK when you SPANK and you'll be A-OK there seta!

setaside2

LOL said the woman with grip tape on her palms...

ouch. that hurt.

considering my need to lose weight, may I consider you my personal trainer, even if intermittently? it would be my PLEASURE... no, no, my HONOR, yeah, uhhuh. And consider your pleases readily affirmed. Yeah? yeah.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by setaside2
LOL said the woman with grip tape on her palms...

ouch. that hurt.

Grip tape?

All the better to YANK you with, my dear!

Yellow

Originally posted by setaside2
They stopped funding her particular "program" due to the fact that her asking hourly rate was extraordinarily high and the president still received little to no perks.

also she would spend hours on the phone late into the night exercising her cheeks. Whatever that means.

what say you about my rate, the perks given, and the excersized cheek dear man?


oh, and cran... please spare me all future reference to anything slick or willy... i am delicate and easily blushed this fine thursday morning....


and now... some 18 + 26 days later, i have grown out of delicate, and out of blush and thoroughly IN to the FINE perks of intermittent exercise.... callouses... please, my dear man... please?



you may consider me such, if only intermittently, AS LONG AS you promise to place me within another vortex of pure and obvious divine bliss... yes... i'd very much like to ride that again

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Yellow
what say you about my rate, the perks given, and the excersized cheek dear man?


oh, and cran... please spare me all future reference to anything slick or willy... i am delicate and easily blushed this fine thursday morning....

How 'bout Long Dong Silver?

setaside2

well, if you hadn't've fallen into that vat of chianti, you wouldn't be so easily blushed nor rushed nor....

<ahem>

as for the exercising cheeks, I have no idea of what you are speaking.

none.

I plead the fifth, the twelfth night and the thirteenth hour.

I plead for more.



I am unfortunately and however utterly broke, so this'll have to be a freebie.

sultryevening

hey now!
the love BE and I have is sacred (like a cow)
she holds my head when i puke!

Originally posted by setaside2
oh and hey Sluttymidafternoon...

you may have wings of steel after all those fonda workout tapes
but ain't NOTHIN' outrunnin' my rocket skates


grammar no grammar roll my grammar in mud


and cheer up sir, there is love for you yet in this poetry hut. B.E. may attend.

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by sultryevening
hey now!
the love BE and I have is sacred (like a cow)
she holds my head when i puke!

LOL!

Just try not to puke down the front of my dress again, okay honey?

setaside2

bah! oldest trick in the book...

the ol' vomit on her bubbies so's you can mops them up and grabs yaself a feel trick...

works everytime.


way to go slutty LOL leave out the corn if you can

sultryevening

if i hadnt been wearing it at the time, maybe i would have got away with it?