You May Only Have One: Cheese or Ice Cream

dankind · April 2019

Ice cream

deadendp said:

ed243421 said:

Before I answer, what would the environment be like in this “utopian voyueristic gastronomical science project” of yours?

Would I be naked and cold in a 12-foot-deep hole in your basement, while you spend days designing a skin suit?

No, I am not Buffalo Bill.

I am also not a seamstress.

Don't fall for it, @ed243421

@HesCalledDyer and I have been forced to bareknuckle brawl in our skivvies every hour on the hour to amuse her and her family. She's been feeding us nothing but cheese, and I'm about to paint the walls of our cell with asspiss.

tempo_n_groove · April 2019

Cheese

ed243421 said:

Before I answer, what would the environment be like in this “utopian voyueristic gastronomical science project” of yours?

Would I be naked and cold in a 12-foot-deep hole in your basement, while you spend days designing a skin suit?

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ed243421 · April 2019

Ice cream

dankind said:

deadendp said:

ed243421 said:

Before I answer, what would the environment be like in this “utopian voyueristic gastronomical science project” of yours?

Would I be naked and cold in a 12-foot-deep hole in your basement, while you spend days designing a skin suit?

No, I am not Buffalo Bill.

I am also not a seamstress.

Don't fall for it, @ed243421

@HesCalledDyer and I have been forced to bareknuckle brawl in our skivvies every hour on the hour to amuse her and her family. She's been feeding us nothing but cheese, and I'm about to paint the walls of our cell with asspiss.

deadendp · April 2019

Cheese

dankind said:

deadendp said:

ed243421 said:

Before I answer, what would the environment be like in this “utopian voyueristic gastronomical science project” of yours?

Would I be naked and cold in a 12-foot-deep hole in your basement, while you spend days designing a skin suit?

No, I am not Buffalo Bill.

I am also not a seamstress.

Don't fall for it, @ed243421

@HesCalledDyer and I have been forced to bareknuckle brawl in our skivvies every hour on the hour to amuse her and her family. She's been feeding us nothing but cheese, and I'm about to paint the walls of our cell with asspiss.

HesCalledDyer · April 2019

Ice cream

dankind said:

deadendp said:

ed243421 said:

Before I answer, what would the environment be like in this “utopian voyueristic gastronomical science project” of yours?

Would I be naked and cold in a 12-foot-deep hole in your basement, while you spend days designing a skin suit?

No, I am not Buffalo Bill.

I am also not a seamstress.

Don't fall for it, @ed243421

@HesCalledDyer and I have been forced to bareknuckle brawl in our skivvies every hour on the hour to amuse her and her family. She's been feeding us nothing but cheese, and I'm about to paint the walls of our cell with asspiss.

dankind · April 2019

Ice cream

ed243421 said:

dankind said:

deadendp said:

ed243421 said:

Before I answer, what would the environment be like in this “utopian voyueristic gastronomical science project” of yours?

Would I be naked and cold in a 12-foot-deep hole in your basement, while you spend days designing a skin suit?

No, I am not Buffalo Bill.

I am also not a seamstress.

Don't fall for it, @ed243421

@HesCalledDyer and I have been forced to bareknuckle brawl in our skivvies every hour on the hour to amuse her and her family. She's been feeding us nothing but cheese, and I'm about to paint the walls of our cell with asspiss.

HesCalledDyer · April 2019

Ice cream

oftenreading said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Wait I should’ve picked one button lower.

Cheese and ice cream do create a need to unbutton.

Indeed. When given the choice between ice cream and anything, my brain just defaults to ice cream. It's my favorite food in the world. I even named my wifi network "Ice Cream" and probably spent enough at the local shop to put the owners' kids through college. (Well, at least buy a couple textbooks.)
But if I give up cheese, that means I also have to give up pizza, tacos, burgers, steak subs, lasagna, macaroni, poutine, nachos, cheesecake, broccoli soup, just about every sandwich, etc. So yeah...

Please do not make me choose.

mfc2006 · April 2019

Cheese

no brainer

pjsteelerfan · April 2019

Ice cream

Pizza would be the only thing I'd really miss.

tempo_n_groove · April 2019

Cheese

pjsteelerfan said:

Pizza would be the only thing I'd really miss.

Pizza would be a heavy loss!

So technically American Cheese is not cheese.

If you choose Ice Cream do you have the American Cheese option or are we talking full blown all cheese mentions?

I would also be sad because Mac n Cheese would disappear from my life...

F Me In The Brain · April 2019

Cheese

tempo_n_groove said:

pjsteelerfan said:

Pizza would be the only thing I'd really miss.

Pizza would be a heavy loss!

So technically American Cheese is not cheese.

If you choose Ice Cream do you have the American Cheese option or are we talking full blown all cheese mentions?

I would also be sad because Mac n Cheese would disappear from my life...

You could also eat that butt paste they call Vegan Cheese.

*bleck*

Who Princess · April 2019

Ice cream

I'm allergic to cheese so this is a no-brainer for me.

deadendp · April 2019

Cheese

F Me In The Brain said:

tempo_n_groove said:

pjsteelerfan said:

Pizza would be the only thing I'd really miss.

Pizza would be a heavy loss!

So technically American Cheese is not cheese.

If you choose Ice Cream do you have the American Cheese option or are we talking full blown all cheese mentions?

I would also be sad because Mac n Cheese would disappear from my life...

You could also eat that butt paste they call Vegan Cheese.
*bleck*

My poor kid has to have vegan cheese if she wants a cheese thing. She claims the lactose free ice cream is good stuff. The vegan sour cream is a crime against humanity.

Re: American "cheese"
If it states it is real cheese, it is involved in the no cheese option. If it is "cheese food", that would fall into the doesn't count category of frozen yogurt.

Who Princess said:

I'm allergic to cheese so this is a no-brainer for me.

Hey there, Who P!
I would apologize, but you may be okay with it. People apologize to me about shellfish, but since I do not know what I am missing and texture-wise, it doesn't seem like my gig, I'm good with it.

Who Princess · April 2019

Ice cream

Yeah, I don't miss cheese. It gives me migraines, so it has no appeal. I've also learned that pizza without cheese is pretty tasty as long as you have some good toppings. Most pizza places don't bat an eye at my order so I can't be the only person eating cheeseless pizza.

F Me In The Brain · April 2019

Cheese

deadendp said:

F Me In The Brain said:

tempo_n_groove said:

pjsteelerfan said:

Pizza would be the only thing I'd really miss.

Pizza would be a heavy loss!

So technically American Cheese is not cheese.

If you choose Ice Cream do you have the American Cheese option or are we talking full blown all cheese mentions?

I would also be sad because Mac n Cheese would disappear from my life...

You could also eat that butt paste they call Vegan Cheese.
*bleck*

My poor kid has to have vegan cheese if she wants a cheese thing. She claims the lactose free ice cream is good stuff. The vegan sour cream is a crime against humanity.

Re: American "cheese"
If it states it is real cheese, it is involved in the no cheese option. If it is "cheese food", that would fall into the doesn't count category of frozen yogurt.

Who Princess said:

I'm allergic to cheese so this is a no-brainer for me.

Hey there, Who P!
I would apologize, but you may be okay with it. People apologize to me about shellfish, but since I do not know what I am missing and texture-wise, it doesn't seem like my gig, I'm good with it.

Poor kiddo!

PJ_Soul · April 2019

Cheese

josevolution said:

brianlux said:

Maybe someone can answer this for me: Cheese is leading the poll so far- almost everybody loves cheese. If cheese is so good, why is "cheesy" used to describe things that are "cheap, unpleasant, or blatantly inauthentic"?

That only pertains to that yellow American cheese not real cheese lol

Definitely. And this is why I always spell it "cheezy" when used in that context.

PJ_Soul · April 2019

Cheese

Who Princess said:

I'm allergic to cheese so this is a no-brainer for me.

My condolences.

I know you don't mind, but if you weren't allergic, you'd be able to enjoy it, lol.

njnancy · April 2019

Ice cream

Fresh coconut ice cream from a farm near Archbald Pennsylvania where I can hear the cows mooing as I order this delicious concoction. I can't even remember what the other choice was.