Should I ask Agnes out on a date?

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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Yes
    mcgruff10 said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    rgambs said:
    njnancy said:
    Hobbes said:
    oftenreading said:
    rgambs said:
    I've never had an ex-girlfriend.
    That's crazy!
    I've never really had that thought occur to me until now.
    So, you dated men until you met your wife? 
    See the source image
    So you married the first woman that you ever dated? 

    More information on when you met and how long you are together is necessary to understand things. You give good advice for a person who never dated or ......???

    Also, you must be a lot younger than I figure the average here is. 

    (I'm obviously fascinated with this concept....... :how_interesting:  )
    Yep, married the first and only woman in my romantic life.  I'm 32 and we have been together for 17.5 years.
    We "met" on ICQ instant messenger when I was in 8th grade and she was a freshman.  We met in person my freshman and her sophomore year.  Her mother was the good home economics teacher and I took every class she taught.
    We became close on the interwebs but never hung out in person, just a few chats in Spanish class.
    A week after school let out 2 friends and I left a lame-ass slumber party at 2am to walk across town and go swimming at her pool because she jokingly dared me to on ICQ.  I jumped in the pool with my glasses on.  Whoops.
    Best mistake I've made in my life.  We decided to stay to look for them in the morning, so we stayed up all night talking.  I found my glasses in the morning and rode my bike 6 miles into town on a busy 2 lane state highway to return a sweatshirt I had borrowed the next day.  I don't remember what excuses I found to ride into town the next 6 days, but our newfound physical chemistry was indomitable.  I asked her to be my girlfriend the day I left for the summer to be a camp counselor and we held sweaty hands for a few minutes.
    She tried to dump me before she went to college and I said NERP, not happening.
    She tried again a few times because the distance was difficult, but I said NERP, you can't shake me.

    If I give good advice it's probably just because I got lucky and was able to learn from everyone else's mistakes.  Sometimes I just think that people make this shit a gazillion times more complicated than it needs to be.  Not that everything has been perfect and rosy, but I don't know, it's not so hard either.  If you both just be a little better of a person than you'd naturally be the rest takes care of itself.  I guess it's naive to think that's easy lol
    Damn, that's so romantic. Wish I'd meet the one like this.
    When you aren’t looking you will find. I was going through my divorce and I was in a huge funk.  I d been working with this woman for four years, she was my in class support teacher.  Turns out she is also going through a divorce.  On a whim I ask her out to dinner and the rest is history.  I propose to her in Disney world and I go from 1-4 kids over night lol.  We are now have five kids and a beautiful house.  As you can tell from my avatar she is way out of my league! Lol
    Haha, she looks nice.
    Congratulations on your relationship and kids.
    You're a teacher yeah? 
    Yes sir. This is my 18th and her 21st year teaching. 
    I re-entered university to become a high school teacher but switched to psychology after having 3 weeks experience on practicum. It made me realise teaching is not for me. Tough job. Hats off to you.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,488
    Lesson learned - if you're on antiobiotics get some pills with extra lactic acid baceteria for your bowels. 

    Fucking pharmacy dude told me not to drink any alkohol but not that my ass would be ravaged when all bacteria in the body is wiped out.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Yes
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Lesson learned - if you're on antiobiotics get some pills with extra lactic acid baceteria for your bowels. 

    Fucking pharmacy dude told me not to drink any alkohol but not that my ass would be ravaged when all bacteria in the body is wiped out.
    Yes, I had some unpleasant side effect from strong antibiotics once. Always take probiotics with antibiotics. 
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,488
    edited December 2018
    My ass feel like an Eddie Vedder post-RITFW tambourine.


    Post edited by Spiritual_Chaos on
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Yes
    HAHAHA
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,915
    Yes
    Shitting battery acid. 


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,488
    lastexitlondon said:
    Shitting battery acid. 
    That's the most fitting description of it I've seen. 

    It's like the blood from a Xenomorph.




    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    Is that Agnes's bon voyage gif?
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,823
    No
    Cosby Blessing?
    @Amongst the Ani
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,258
    Yes
    This thread takes so many turns.   
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    Toonces Cat Driving GIF - Toonces CatDriving GIFs
  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    Yes
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Lesson learned - if you're on antiobiotics get some pills with extra lactic acid baceteria for your bowels. 

    Fucking pharmacy dude told me not to drink any alkohol but not that my ass would be ravaged when all bacteria in the body is wiped out.
    Maybe you’d feel better if you put some Inotyol cream on your red skin, have you tried any cream?
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    That's right, today is "Let's-fuck-with-Hugh-day" by posting a lot of pictures and gifs. ;) 
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited December 2018
    Yes
    Annafalk said:
    Spiritual_Chaos said:
    Lesson learned - if you're on antiobiotics get some pills with extra lactic acid baceteria for your bowels. 

    Fucking pharmacy dude told me not to drink any alkohol but not that my ass would be ravaged when all bacteria in the body is wiped out.
    Maybe you’d feel better if you put some Inotyol cream on your red skin, have you tried any cream?
    Yeah, @Spiritual_Chaos , have you tried any cream in your cornhole?


    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    :rofl:
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,823
    No
    :lol:
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,521
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    That's right, today is "Let's-fuck-with-Hugh-day" by posting a lot of pictures and gifs. ;) 
    it's always let's fuck with hugh day. 
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • OffSheGoes35
    OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,517
    No
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    That's right, today is "Let's-fuck-with-Hugh-day" by posting a lot of pictures and gifs. ;) 
    it's always let's fuck with hugh day. 
    I know, after I posted that I thought,"Wait, isn't that what everybody was doing yesterday?".  
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,521
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    That's right, today is "Let's-fuck-with-Hugh-day" by posting a lot of pictures and gifs. ;) 
    it's always let's fuck with hugh day. 
    I know, after I posted that I thought,"Wait, isn't that what everybody was doing yesterday?".  
    sometimes when I'm at home I think "I need to go back and check all the threads with pictures that didn't make sense at work today", then I realize how fucking ludicrous that is. :lol:
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    Yes
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    OffSheGoes35 said:
    That's right, today is "Let's-fuck-with-Hugh-day" by posting a lot of pictures and gifs. ;) 
    it's always let's fuck with hugh day. 
    I know, after I posted that I thought,"Wait, isn't that what everybody was doing yesterday?".  
    sometimes when I'm at home I think "I need to go back and check all the threads with pictures that didn't make sense at work today", then I realize how fucking ludicrous that is. :lol:

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