Had pizza from another new-to-me place last night. Looked so damn good (and I was famished) that I forgot to take pictures. I dug some up online though:
We ordered pizza last night in Cooperstown after we got back late night. It was what we all determined was the worst piZza we'd ever had. It was so bad we repurposed it as bread with dinner tonight and were still laughing about what shit it was. This was worse than getting The Lou Malnatis (aka getting the Lou's.....aka Explosive Diarrhea)
Got a couple of pies (margherita and Detroit) from a new "craft pizza" place that opened up in my town.
I don't know why I keep giving these places up here a chance. Hope springs eternal, I guess.
I will say that outside the OG Santarpio's and Regina, it was the best pizza I've had in Massachusetts, but that is not really saying much.
The owners were a nice Italian couple, though, and I want to see them succeed. I think this might be the go-to for the kids' movie night, and I can just get a salad or something.
It was just nasty. Crust was like cardboard, sauce was garbage and the cheese was just plain gross. And of course they charge $24 a pie since we were at a resort. This is the second time in a month that I ate pizza in north east pa and both times they have been terrible.
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
Mcgruff....I we went to Kalahari last year with my family. We had such a great time...we are in the middle of our family vacation right now ..out in Cooperstown NY and the 12 year old is part of an amazing week long tournament. (Baseball of course) Our three year old was upset when we got to our rental house. "I thought this was our vacation!? When can I go on the water slides?" He thought vacation meant Kalahari.
I liked many things about that vacation. The pizza was one thing that we all agreed sucked. Everyone, even the baby, thought the pizza was awful.
NJ pizza snob, even at 2 years old on vacation at Kalahari Resorts!
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Mcgruff....I we went to Kalahari last year with my family. We had such a great time...we are in the middle of our family vacation right now ..out in Cooperstown NY and the 12 year old is part of an amazing week long tournament. (Baseball of course) Our three year old was upset when we got to our rental house. "I thought this was our vacation!? When can I go on the water slides?" He thought vacation meant Kalahari.
I liked many things about that vacation. The pizza was one thing that we all agreed sucked. Everyone, even the baby, thought the pizza was awful.
NJ pizza snob, even at 2 years old on vacation at Kalahari Resorts!
Yeah the kids had an absolute blast! The place Is way overpriced in terms of buying things at the hotel. ($4 for coffee, $11 vodka/club, $55 for rope course, etc.) And it took me 90 minutes to check in!!! next year we might try great wolf lodge. Dirty, is that well done pizza?
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
Dirty, 10 slices in a pie? What the heck? and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
Dirty, 10 slices in a pie? What the heck? and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
Piss up a rope.
You know... I resisted making some comments on some of the crappy pies I've seen splashed on this thread. No more, man. No more. Gloves are off.
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
Dirty, 10 slices in a pie? What the heck? and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
Piss up a rope.
You know... I resisted making some comments on some of the crappy pies I've seen splashed on this thread. No more, man. No more. Gloves are off.
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
Dirty, 10 slices in a pie? What the heck? and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
Piss up a rope.
You know... I resisted making some comments on some of the crappy pies I've seen splashed on this thread. No more, man. No more. Gloves are off.
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
Dirty, 10 slices in a pie? What the heck? and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
Piss up a rope.
You know... I resisted making some comments on some of the crappy pies I've seen splashed on this thread. No more, man. No more. Gloves are off.
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
Dirty, 10 slices in a pie? What the heck? and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
Piss up a rope.
You know... I resisted making some comments on some of the crappy pies I've seen splashed on this thread. No more, man. No more. Gloves are off.
I feel ya man! I have also been resisting the temptation to trash people's pizzas, but aside from the extreme orangeness of some of these things, thought it was rude to insult their favorite pizzas. I guess I misjudged the mood. Snobby pizza criticism is the norm here!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
This pizza comes from the best mom and pop pizzeria in my fair city. You smell the dough when you walk in and it's dad and uncle cooking with mom and daughter as the hostess and waitress:
I brought this home for my son and his girlfriend- my wife, daughter and I ate in.
One of those sliced 'ronis looks like something. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Ya sick fucker. I see it too
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Woke up eager to have at it.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
Dirty, 10 slices in a pie? What the heck? and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
Piss up a rope.
You know... I resisted making some comments on some of the crappy pies I've seen splashed on this thread. No more, man. No more. Gloves are off.
I feel ya man! I have also been resisting the temptation to trash people's pizzas, but aside from the extreme orangeness of some of these things, thought it was rude to insult their favorite pizzas. I guess I misjudged the mood. Snobby pizza criticism is the norm here!
Awwww stop. It was only dirty. All fun here. If I offended you guys I am truly sorry. I am off to order some orange pizza.
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Damn New York Pizza Snobs
It was so bad we repurposed it as bread with dinner tonight and were still laughing about what shit it was.
This was worse than getting The Lou Malnatis (aka getting the Lou's.....aka Explosive Diarrhea)
I don't know why I keep giving these places up here a chance. Hope springs eternal, I guess.
I will say that outside the OG Santarpio's and Regina, it was the best pizza I've had in Massachusetts, but that is not really saying much.
The owners were a nice Italian couple, though, and I want to see them succeed. I think this might be the go-to for the kids' movie night, and I can just get a salad or something.
Mcgruff....I we went to Kalahari last year with my family. We had such a great time...we are in the middle of our family vacation right now
..out in Cooperstown NY and the 12 year old is part of an amazing week long tournament. (Baseball of course)
Our three year old was upset when we got to our rental house. "I thought this was our vacation!? When can I go on the water slides?"
He thought vacation meant Kalahari.
I liked many things about that vacation. The pizza was one thing that we all agreed sucked. Everyone, even the baby, thought the pizza was awful.
NJ pizza snob, even at 2 years old on vacation at Kalahari Resorts!
F Me, keep raising your kiddos right
I'm eating that pizza as I type. It's delicious.
next year we might try great wolf lodge.
Dirty, is that well done pizza?
Thirty, leftover pizza makes for a stellar breakfast.
Haters stll hating lol! And making fun of my pepperonis too now. "I see a... I see a..." lol (I do see a... though).
and what is the second topping? Mutton? Elk?
You know... I resisted making some comments on some of the crappy pies I've seen splashed on this thread. No more, man. No more. Gloves are off.
so is it mutton?
(it's moose lol)
I am off to order some orange pizza.