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Trump Wonders Who Will Read Classified Documents Aloud to Him Now That Jared’s Gone
Andy Borowitz/Feb 28, 2018WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushner’s recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
“Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Korea’s nuclear program or whatnot,” one aide said. “It got to be something that the President would look forward to.”
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
“He’d be, like, ‘You’re no good. I want Jared,’ ” the aide said.
According to the aide, Kushner had a “special way” of reading classified documents to Trump, “very slowly and leaving out any long words.”
“He’d read in kind of a high, whispery voice that the President found soothing,” the aide said. “Within seconds, he was fast asleep.”
https://flipboard.com/@flipboard/-trump-wonders-who-will-read-classified-/f-29e84c8782/newyorker.com
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This will be interesting to watch, but I am certain that if this is an either/or decision, Kushner stays. It's a family affair. Jervanka defeated Sloppy Steve, and they'll defeat Gen. Kelly. Papa Trump will take care of the kids. My respect meter is at about 5% for Kelly (down from probably 80% when he took the post), but that's still 5 percentage points higher than my respect for the Jervanka faction.Halifax2TheMax said:Draining the swamp or only hiring the best people?
Trump's family is reportedly furious with John Kelly, and the sides may enter a 'death match' - Business Insider https://apple.news/AfQI4b48MRH2_3J60vEri5w
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Trump Wonders Who Will Read Classified Documents Aloud to Him Now That Jared’s Gone
Andy Borowitz/Feb 28, 2018WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushner’s recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
“Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Korea’s nuclear program or whatnot,” one aide said. “It got to be something that the President would look forward to.”
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
“He’d be, like, ‘You’re no good. I want Jared,’ ” the aide said.
According to the aide, Kushner had a “special way” of reading classified documents to Trump, “very slowly and leaving out any long words.”
“He’d read in kind of a high, whispery voice that the President found soothing,” the aide said. “Within seconds, he was fast asleep.”
https://flipboard.com/@flipboard/-trump-wonders-who-will-read-classified-/f-29e84c8782/newyorker.com
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Its satire.stuckinline said:dignin said:Trump Wonders Who Will Read Classified Documents Aloud to Him Now That Jared’s Gone
Andy Borowitz/Feb 28, 2018WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With Jared Kushner losing his top security clearance, Donald J. Trump is concerned that there will be no one to read classified documents aloud to him anymore, White House aides have confirmed.
The aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, said that Kushner’s recitation of top-secret documents had become something of a bedtime ritual for Trump.
“Jared would kind of tuck him in and then start reading aloud a document about, say, North Korea’s nuclear program or whatnot,” one aide said. “It got to be something that the President would look forward to.”
Whenever Kushner was away on business trips to the United Arab Emirates, China, or other foreign countries, other members of the White House staff would try to fill in for him at bedtime, but Trump would always petulantly reject them.
“He’d be, like, ‘You’re no good. I want Jared,’ ” the aide said.
According to the aide, Kushner had a “special way” of reading classified documents to Trump, “very slowly and leaving out any long words.”
“He’d read in kind of a high, whispery voice that the President found soothing,” the aide said. “Within seconds, he was fast asleep.”
https://flipboard.com/@flipboard/-trump-wonders-who-will-read-classified-/f-29e84c8782/newyorker.com
This is unbelievable.Monkey Driven, Call this Living?0 -
This sure to piss off the base.....
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Hope Hicks.... OUT0
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Interesting shit going down today...Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
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The Russians must be extremely happy. Our government is falling apart piece by piece. I hope there are enough competent people and time enough to fix all that is broken.
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History of Trump Communication Directors:
Sean Spicer 1/17-3/17
Mike Dubke 3/17-6/17
Anthony Scaramucci 7/17-7/17
Hope Hicks 8/17-2/18
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One can Huck a bee?tbergs said:Trump Wars Episode V: A New Hope?09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR; 05/03/2025, New Orleans, LA;
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Thats just lazy, not putting in their start and end dates with the day. Mooch didn't last a month. C'mon, fake news.The Juggler said:History of Trump Communication Directors:
Sean Spicer 1/17-3/17
Mike Dubke 3/17-6/17
Anthony Scaramucci 7/17-7/17
Hope Hicks 8/17-2/18
Hope wants no part of impeachment hearings. She gets it. And, she may have already legally exposed herself and wants no part of anything further in the legal realm. The implosion would be fun to watch if not for the serious damage its doing to our democracy. Team Trump Treason and his supporters own it.09/15/1998 & 09/16/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/27/2008, Hartford; 06/28/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield; 08/18/2009, O2, London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL; 07/01/2018, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/03/2018, Krakow, Poland; 07/05/2018, Berlin, Germany; 09/02/2018 & 09/04/2018, Boston, MA; 09/08/2022, Toronto, Ont; 09/11/2022, New York, NY; 09/14/2022, Camden, NJ; 09/02/2023, St. Paul, MN; 05/04/2024 & 05/06/2024, Vancouver, BC; 05/10/2024, Portland, OR; 05/03/2025, New Orleans, LA;
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He surrounds himself with the best people.Monkey Driven, Call this Living?0
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And another one of his "best people" is soon out the door. This can't possibly continue.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/28/politics/trump-sessions-fisa-abuse/index.html
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Truth or a double dog quadruple cross?
Russian model in Thai jail promises to spill Trump-Russia secrets - CNN https://apple.news/AHIMCxXeFRMK0rfRXZWm09g
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Don’t trust those dirty Russians unless they’re dirty Russian models who are in Thailand jails for running “sex training” sessions.Halifax2TheMax said:Truth or a double dog quadruple cross?
Russian model in Thai jail promises to spill Trump-Russia secrets - CNN https://apple.news/AHIMCxXeFRMK0rfRXZWm09gI'm like an opening band for your mom.0 -
Maybe she has the tape? Or participated? Maybe filmed it with her IPhone?RoleModelsinBlood31 said:
Don’t trust those dirty Russians unless they’re dirty Russian models who are in Thailand jails for running “sex training” sessions.Halifax2TheMax said:Truth or a double dog quadruple cross?
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Just like every politicianoftenreading said:Let’s not kid ourselves; the re-election campaign started the day after the election. Virtually all of Trumps’s appearances have been campaign rallies.hippiemom = goodness0 -
This started long before the Russians. Let’s not pretend those idiots in Washington were helping us. If trump actually did what he said he’d have been a national hero! But he brought different gators to the swampKat said:The Russians must be extremely happy. Our government is falling apart piece by piece. I hope there are enough competent people and time enough to fix all that is broken.hippiemom = goodness0
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