TED CRUZ for President!!!!!!

myoung321

I don't think I'd even buy a used car from him....

Gern Blansten

Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool

Thirty Bills Unpaid

Gern Blansten said:

Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool

No word of lie...

Back in grade 1... I can distinctly remember this boy (I won't use his name)... it was during the Lord's prayer (public school)... he wasn't praying- he was a Jehova's Witness.

I was mesmerized by him thinking, "Holy shit. That kid is going to burn in Hell."

As I was considering his bleak future... he lodged his finger deeply into his nose, pulled out an escargot... and slammed it back.

In shock, I immediately sought the attention of the teacher. As I looked at her to tell her what just happened, she emphatically beckoned to me to stop- she saw it too.

After the prayer... I went to the kid and told him I saw him eat the booger. He denied it, but I wasn't having any of it. He ate that damn thing. Sauce and all.

Booger eaters.

Gern Blansten

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Gern Blansten said:

Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool

No word of lie...

Back in grade 1... I can distinctly remember this boy (I won't use his name)... it was during the Lord's prayer (public school)... he wasn't praying- he was a Jehova's Witness.

I was mesmerized by him thinking, "Holy shit. That kid is going to burn in Hell."

As I was considering his bleak future... he lodged his finger deeply into his nose, pulled out an escargot... and slammed it back.

In shock, I immediately sought the attention of the teacher. As I looked at her to tell her what just happened, she emphatically beckoned to me to stop- she saw it too.

After the prayer... I went to the kid and told him I saw him eat the booger. He denied it, but I wasn't having any of it. He ate that damn thing. Sauce and all.

Booger eaters.

Awesome

I remember being in love with a girl name Missy Moore in like 3rd or 4th grade. One day in class I was admiring her beauty and she went knuckle deep in her nose and pulled out the biggest slopburger I had ever seen up to that point in my life. There was no hesitation...it went directly into her mouth and the love affair was over.

Thirty Bills Unpaid

Gern Blansten said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Gern Blansten said:

Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool

No word of lie...

Back in grade 1... I can distinctly remember this boy (I won't use his name)... it was during the Lord's prayer (public school)... he wasn't praying- he was a Jehova's Witness.

I was mesmerized by him thinking, "Holy shit. That kid is going to burn in Hell."

As I was considering his bleak future... he lodged his finger deeply into his nose, pulled out an escargot... and slammed it back.

In shock, I immediately sought the attention of the teacher. As I looked at her to tell her what just happened, she emphatically beckoned to me to stop- she saw it too.

After the prayer... I went to the kid and told him I saw him eat the booger. He denied it, but I wasn't having any of it. He ate that damn thing. Sauce and all.

Booger eaters.

Awesome

I remember being in love with a girl name Missy Moore in like 3rd or 4th grade. One day in class I was admiring her beauty and she went knuckle deep in her nose and pulled out the biggest slopburger I had ever seen up to that point in my life. There was no hesitation...it went directly into her mouth and the love affair was over.

Hahahaha

what dreams

You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

WhatYouTaughtMe

what dreams said:

You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...

Thirty Bills Unpaid

what dreams said:

You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

Yes. Yes. Yes indeed fine chap. I do believe you are correct when you assert, "The booger has kind of run its disgusting course!"

(cue a double puff on pipe with legs crossed tightly- left over right- while wearing smoking jacket and monogrammed slippers in front of a fireplace alive with fire)

* The guy gobbled back a booger. It's not the first booger I've seen gobbled back... just the first one since the 1st grade. I think drawing the connection between a grown man eating his booger and primary aged children is critical. it would be one thing if this was, say, a commuter stuck in traffic in New York or some random guy at the gun range... but this is a guy asking people to believe in him as an appropriate candidate to run a country.

The guy eats boogers, man. He eats his gawddamn boogers.

brianlux

Does that mean he's not a vegetarian?

Thirty Bills Unpaid

brianlux said:

Does that mean he's not a vegetarian?

Come on, Brian. We're trying to be serious here.

If the booger had a circulatory system... then we could determine what you ask. It was big enough to and looked like it did have an artertial network... but impossible to tell from the clip.

PJfanwillneverleave1

Cruz took a big hit this morning with Dr. C endorsing trump.

what dreams

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

what dreams said:

You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...

Yeah, it was gross. We got that. But it's only funny to about three of you now...the rest of us have moved on from the juvenile booger fetish.

WhatYouTaughtMe

what dreams said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

what dreams said:

You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...

Yeah, it was gross. We got that. But it's only funny to about three of you now...the rest of us have moved on from the juvenile booger fetish.

Juvenile booger fetish? FFS, get over yourself. You must be really fun at parties...

Thirty Bills Unpaid

what dreams said:

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

what dreams said:

You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...

Yeah, it was gross. We got that. But it's only funny to about three of you now...the rest of us have moved on from the juvenile booger fetish.

You seem to be taking it personal. If you've had a booger incident in the past and this thread brings up painful memories... you should steer clear of it. Because in case you haven't noticed... the booger is the only worthwhile content within it.

rr165892

PJ_Soul said:

High Fidelity 2000 said:

PJ_Soul said:

JimmyV said:

Someone here made the case a few days ago that Cruz would be far worse than Trump and I couldn't get that out of my mind when listening to him on Tuesday night.

I said that Cruz is probably worse because he seems more evil and more likely to get into more sinister shit than Trump would. Plus, Cruz is a Bible thumper and would bring that into his actions as President.

I'd say they are equally awful. But you've got a point about the bible thumping. Trump is just pretending to be a bible thumper to get elected (Two Corinthians anyone?). Cruz started his victory speech after the first caucus with "Glory be to God" or whatever...

Plus Ted Cruz ate a booger on live TV at the debate last night. That was so godamn funny I watched it 3 times then made my wife watch it.

Yeah, see I find that level of religion in politics absolutely horrifying. Way more terrifying than anything Trump might bring to the table.

Spot on PJS !

Gern Blansten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

JC29856

Ted Cruz: "Donald Trump will be a disaster for the country."
Chuck Todd: "But you'll support him if he's the nominee."
Ted Cruz: "Oh yeah."

gimmesometruth27

JC29856 said:

Ted Cruz: "Donald Trump will be a disaster for the country."
Chuck Todd: "But you'll support him if he's the nominee."
Ted Cruz: "Oh yeah."

cruz says he is a man of his word.. he gave his word on this months ago when nobody was taking trump seriously. cruz is going to fall on his sword. rubio might waver though.

gimmesometruth27

the funny thing about cruz is he is essentially begging rubio and JK to drop out so he can face trump one on one. cruz is so disrespected that neither of the two are going to do him that honor and suspend their campaigns.

Jason P

Senator Lindsey Graham is supporting Ted Cruz. Several weeks ago, Graham had this to say about Ted Cruz:

"If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you."

Trump must really be a madman!