TED CRUZ for President!!!!!!

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  • usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    How about rampant dandruf?
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524

    How about rampant dandruf?

    C'mon already with that.

    Surely there's a higher road?
  • usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    No comment about the booger?

    Just me?

  • usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    This whole thread is wrong.
    You get all bummed only when it's talking shit about one on the left team?

    nobody steps in when people talk shit about the Republican party. Mods and circle jerks alike.

    You want a serious discussion about politics? Don't attempt to get it here. It's one sided and if you don't know it already, please step back for a minute and go for a walk.

    Woot
  • usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    Hedon
    Only post you make in three pages is to me about dandruf.
    No comments on the prior two pages?

    Case in point of this one-sided place

    I thought you all were champions of free speech?
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    In this particular realm (maybe a few others but certainly not all), I'm just not a fan of shit-talking for its sake.

    I have no side except mine, where I'm coming from. Sure we get pissed off and passionate but to be an asshole in the process, not where I want to come from. Gets us nowhere, right?

    I don't get your tracking my posting history either.

    What I'm saying, what I usually say, is coming from non-partisanship, but as a person who values common sense, and sincerely welcomes honest and respectful discussions...and hope it's reciprocated.
  • usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    Get over yourself
    You post a lot
    I sure as hell don't track it
    What made you come to that conclusion?
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
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  • usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    Is that closet talk?
    Come out, walk with us
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    In the immortal words of Robin Williams, Huevos rancho amigos!
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524

    Hedon
    Only post you make in three pages is to me about dandruf.
    No comments on the prior two pages?

    Case in point of this one-sided place

    I thought you all were champions of free speech?

    Get over yourself
    You post a lot
    I sure as hell don't track it
    What made you come to that conclusion?

    See above posts.

    And please, chill out, just a little bit...if you're into it.

    November is a way down the road. Sometimes anger needs to be paced some.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    ^^Words of a wise woman, Mr. Mamasan. Best to listen!
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  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    Cruz only says "God Bless blank" to those states where he wins. If this isn't the most fked up shit.

    Ted Cruz has a long political resume - I hope he gets more support in the upcoming elections

    No Cruz needs to become extinct like the dinosaurs he claims to not believe in.
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  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    Take trump for 8 over cruz for 4.

    Just missed chance to tellCruz how much I care for him in person yesterday.
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    edited March 2016

    This whole thread is wrong.
    You get all bummed only when it's talking shit about one on the left team?

    nobody steps in when people talk shit about the Republican party. Mods and circle jerks alike.

    You want a serious discussion about politics? Don't attempt to get it here. It's one sided and if you don't know it already, please step back for a minute and go for a walk.

    Woot

    What a joke that is coming from you, in hundreds of posts about the election you haven't even skirted a serious discussion, despite our best efforts to draw you into one.
    You are all butthurt because Trump and Cruz get trashed on and you got scolded for trashing the first lady and Bernie.
    You can't seem to figure it out, so let me explain it. Kat isn't an idiot, Kat reads posts in their larger context and is capable of remembering the larger context of the posters themselves. While most of us use questionable invective to make a point, you use invective exclusively without a point to make, and flat out ignore any attempts to draw you into an adult discussion.
    If you don't see the distinction, that is your fault alone.
    Open up, drop the adolescent trolling, and discuss issues like an adult with us, you just might like it! Us circle jerkers aren't so bad, we reciprocate respect and give extra where it's earned.

    Woot
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  • Wobbie said:

    glad to know I was not the only one thinking WTF? with that thing....

    That thing?

    It's got to be a booger that flew out of his nose upon a hard exhale. The reason I say that is for the following:

    1. It's very likely he flossed and brushed his teeth for the engagement. So... it's highly unlikely an undidigested piece of oatmeal dislodged itself from between his molars and made its way outside his mouth and on to his lip.
    2. There were no people within spitting range; therefore, it's inconceivable that anyone was shouting at him and lobbed shards of food at him in the process (which could account for the piece of matter he ingested while yapping away).
    Republican or Democrat, I don't think I could bring myself to vote for a man who ate his own booger on national tv.
    See that's the thing... neither could I- especially the manner in which he seemed to eagerly gobble it down. That booger had no chance. It makes me think that's not his first booger.

    You tell me that the next time you see him on your television screen that you're not going to squeamishly anticipate more nose debris tumbling out of the nostril and onto his lip where he will attack it.

    It's one thing to pick your nose while driving to work... it's quite another to do so while trying to convince people you would be an awesome leader of their country.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • dignindignin Posts: 9,336

    Wobbie said:

    glad to know I was not the only one thinking WTF? with that thing....

    That thing?

    It's got to be a booger that flew out of his nose upon a hard exhale. The reason I say that is for the following:

    1. It's very likely he flossed and brushed his teeth for the engagement. So... it's highly unlikely an undidigested piece of oatmeal dislodged itself from between his molars and made its way outside his mouth and on to his lip.
    2. There were no people within spitting range; therefore, it's inconceivable that anyone was shouting at him and lobbed shards of food at him in the process (which could account for the piece of matter he ingested while yapping away).
    Republican or Democrat, I don't think I could bring myself to vote for a man who ate his own booger on national tv.
    See that's the thing... neither could I- especially the manner in which he seemed to eagerly gobble it down. That booger had no chance. It makes me think that's not his first booger.

    You tell me that the next time you see him on your television screen that you're not going to squeamishly anticipate more nose debris tumbling out of the nostril and onto his lip where he will attack it.

    It's one thing to pick your nose while driving to work... it's quite another to do so while trying to convince people you would be an awesome leader of their country.
    Haha, this thread is too much.
  • How about rampant dandruf?

    Did Bernie eat his dandruff or something? I don't see the correlation.
  • Wobbie said:

    glad to know I was not the only one thinking WTF? with that thing....

    That thing?

    It's got to be a booger that flew out of his nose upon a hard exhale. The reason I say that is for the following:

    1. It's very likely he flossed and brushed his teeth for the engagement. So... it's highly unlikely an undidigested piece of oatmeal dislodged itself from between his molars and made its way outside his mouth and on to his lip.
    2. There were no people within spitting range; therefore, it's inconceivable that anyone was shouting at him and lobbed shards of food at him in the process (which could account for the piece of matter he ingested while yapping away).
    Republican or Democrat, I don't think I could bring myself to vote for a man who ate his own booger on national tv.
    See that's the thing... neither could I- especially the manner in which he seemed to eagerly gobble it down. That booger had no chance. It makes me think that's not his first booger.

    You tell me that the next time you see him on your television screen that you're not going to squeamishly anticipate more nose debris tumbling out of the nostril and onto his lip where he will attack it.

    It's one thing to pick your nose while driving to work... it's quite another to do so while trying to convince people you would be an awesome leader of their country.
    Oh man, I almost lost my drink while reading that. This is too much.
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305

    Ted Cruz has a long political resume - I hope he gets more support in the upcoming elections

    He's senator of my state and I never heard of the guy till he ran for the senate. And I tend to stay more politically involved than most people. What's the impressive resume, other than working on other people's campaigns?
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • myoung321myoung321 Posts: 2,855
    I don't think I'd even buy a used car from him....
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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Posts: 20,275
    Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool
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  • Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool

    No word of lie...

    Back in grade 1... I can distinctly remember this boy (I won't use his name)... it was during the Lord's prayer (public school)... he wasn't praying- he was a Jehova's Witness.

    I was mesmerized by him thinking, "Holy shit. That kid is going to burn in Hell."

    As I was considering his bleak future... he lodged his finger deeply into his nose, pulled out an escargot... and slammed it back.

    In shock, I immediately sought the attention of the teacher. As I looked at her to tell her what just happened, she emphatically beckoned to me to stop- she saw it too.

    After the prayer... I went to the kid and told him I saw him eat the booger. He denied it, but I wasn't having any of it. He ate that damn thing. Sauce and all.

    Booger eaters.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Posts: 20,275
    edited March 2016

    Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool

    No word of lie...

    Back in grade 1... I can distinctly remember this boy (I won't use his name)... it was during the Lord's prayer (public school)... he wasn't praying- he was a Jehova's Witness.

    I was mesmerized by him thinking, "Holy shit. That kid is going to burn in Hell."

    As I was considering his bleak future... he lodged his finger deeply into his nose, pulled out an escargot... and slammed it back.

    In shock, I immediately sought the attention of the teacher. As I looked at her to tell her what just happened, she emphatically beckoned to me to stop- she saw it too.

    After the prayer... I went to the kid and told him I saw him eat the booger. He denied it, but I wasn't having any of it. He ate that damn thing. Sauce and all.

    Booger eaters.
    Awesome

    I remember being in love with a girl name Missy Moore in like 3rd or 4th grade. One day in class I was admiring her beauty and she went knuckle deep in her nose and pulled out the biggest slopburger I had ever seen up to that point in my life. There was no hesitation...it went directly into her mouth and the love affair was over.
    Post edited by Gern Blansten on
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    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
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  • Dude eats boogers during debates....not cool

    No word of lie...

    Back in grade 1... I can distinctly remember this boy (I won't use his name)... it was during the Lord's prayer (public school)... he wasn't praying- he was a Jehova's Witness.

    I was mesmerized by him thinking, "Holy shit. That kid is going to burn in Hell."

    As I was considering his bleak future... he lodged his finger deeply into his nose, pulled out an escargot... and slammed it back.

    In shock, I immediately sought the attention of the teacher. As I looked at her to tell her what just happened, she emphatically beckoned to me to stop- she saw it too.

    After the prayer... I went to the kid and told him I saw him eat the booger. He denied it, but I wasn't having any of it. He ate that damn thing. Sauce and all.

    Booger eaters.
    Awesome

    I remember being in love with a girl name Missy Moore in like 3rd or 4th grade. One day in class I was admiring her beauty and she went knuckle deep in her nose and pulled out the biggest slopburger I had ever seen up to that point in my life. There was no hesitation...it went directly into her mouth and the love affair was over.
    Hahahaha
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  • what dreamswhat dreams Posts: 1,761
    You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited March 2016

    You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

    Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...
  • You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

    Yes. Yes. Yes indeed fine chap. I do believe you are correct when you assert, "The booger has kind of run its disgusting course!"

    (cue a double puff on pipe with legs crossed tightly- left over right- while wearing smoking jacket and monogrammed slippers in front of a fireplace alive with fire)

    * The guy gobbled back a booger. It's not the first booger I've seen gobbled back... just the first one since the 1st grade. I think drawing the connection between a grown man eating his booger and primary aged children is critical. it would be one thing if this was, say, a commuter stuck in traffic in New York or some random guy at the gun range... but this is a guy asking people to believe in him as an appropriate candidate to run a country.

    The guy eats boogers, man. He eats his gawddamn boogers.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    Does that mean he's not a vegetarian?
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  • brianlux said:

    Does that mean he's not a vegetarian?

    Come on, Brian. We're trying to be serious here.

    If the booger had a circulatory system... then we could determine what you ask. It was big enough to and looked like it did have an artertial network... but impossible to tell from the clip.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
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