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TED CRUZ for President!!!!!!

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  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Cruz took a big hit this morning with Dr. C endorsing trump.
  • what dreamswhat dreams Posts: 1,761
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    what dreams said:

    You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

    Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...
    Yeah, it was gross. We got that. But it's only funny to about three of you now...the rest of us have moved on from the juvenile booger fetish.
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    what dreams said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    what dreams said:

    You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

    Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...
    Yeah, it was gross. We got that. But it's only funny to about three of you now...the rest of us have moved on from the juvenile booger fetish.
    Juvenile booger fetish? FFS, get over yourself. You must be really fun at parties...
  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    what dreams said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    what dreams said:

    You know, this thing with the booger has kind of run its disgusting course. . . How old are we?

    Of course it's a little juvenile and gross, but you don't question the judgement of someone who eats their own snot? On tv? He could have easily wiped it away...
    Yeah, it was gross. We got that. But it's only funny to about three of you now...the rest of us have moved on from the juvenile booger fetish.
    You seem to be taking it personal. If you've had a booger incident in the past and this thread brings up painful memories... you should steer clear of it. Because in case you haven't noticed... the booger is the only worthwhile content within it.
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  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    PJ_Soul said:

    High Fidelity 2000 said:

    PJ_Soul said:

    JimmyV said:

    Someone here made the case a few days ago that Cruz would be far worse than Trump and I couldn't get that out of my mind when listening to him on Tuesday night.

    I said that Cruz is probably worse because he seems more evil and more likely to get into more sinister shit than Trump would. Plus, Cruz is a Bible thumper and would bring that into his actions as President.
    I'd say they are equally awful. But you've got a point about the bible thumping. Trump is just pretending to be a bible thumper to get elected (Two Corinthians anyone?). Cruz started his victory speech after the first caucus with "Glory be to God" or whatever...

    Plus Ted Cruz ate a booger on live TV at the debate last night. That was so godamn funny I watched it 3 times then made my wife watch it.
    Yeah, see I find that level of religion in politics absolutely horrifying. Way more terrifying than anything Trump might bring to the table.
    Spot on PJS !
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,694
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

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  • JC29856JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    Ted Cruz: "Donald Trump will be a disaster for the country."
    Chuck Todd: "But you'll support him if he's the nominee."
    Ted Cruz: "Oh yeah."
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    JC29856 said:

    Ted Cruz: "Donald Trump will be a disaster for the country."
    Chuck Todd: "But you'll support him if he's the nominee."
    Ted Cruz: "Oh yeah."

    cruz says he is a man of his word.. he gave his word on this months ago when nobody was taking trump seriously. cruz is going to fall on his sword. rubio might waver though.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    the funny thing about cruz is he is essentially begging rubio and JK to drop out so he can face trump one on one. cruz is so disrespected that neither of the two are going to do him that honor and suspend their campaigns.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    Senator Lindsey Graham is supporting Ted Cruz. Several weeks ago, Graham had this to say about Ted Cruz:

    "If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you."

    Trump must really be a madman!
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  • what dreamswhat dreams Posts: 1,761
    ^^^ I mean, nobody else is left to win. Who else can he endorse?

    I think it would totally suck to be a semi-normal candidate like John Kasich and be losing to Cruz and Trump. I'd be looking in the mirror every day wondering what the fuck?

    The Republican party is completely off the rail. Cruz is the one who took them there, and Trump dragged them over.

  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,353
    sex with five mistresses?????

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  • hsohihsohi Posts: 1,033
    Tiger Woods just endorsed Ted Cruz.
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  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    hsohi said:

    Tiger Woods just endorsed Ted Cruz.

    Serious?
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,353
    callen said:

    hsohi said:

    Tiger Woods just endorsed Ted Cruz.

    Serious?
    I don't think so. Funny line, tho.

    tiger probably bangs whores with donald down in florida.

    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,694
    https://boingboing.net/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-on-trump-i-have-no.html

    Yes he actually said this.
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

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    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    damn
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    no more forever."
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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,694
    At least we know where he stands on rat fucking
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,995
    This thread has taken a hilarious turn. Thank you, National Enquirer. :lol:

    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I haven't followed the Enquirer thing much, but are they being given any more credence on this than usual?
  • EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    A dirty little secret - sometimes I buy the Enquirer because it makes me laugh. So I knew the Enquirer was very pro-Trump, but I didn't know until this Cruz stuff came out that the editor/publisher/whoever is a close friend of Trump's. The anti-Hillary stuff is really terrible in the Enquirer. Lesbian affairs, she has cancer, makes vicious fun of her looks, etc.

    I bought it today so I'll read the Cruz article tonight and offer my insight.
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    Gern Blansten said:

    At least we know where he stands on rat fucking

    Ted says, "Let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."

    Bill Maher made a good point last night.
    That isn't very clear. In fact, it kind of implies he normally would copulate with a rat. As long as said rat is not Donald Trump.
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,694
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Gern Blansten said:

    At least we know where he stands on rat fucking

    Ted says, "Let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him."

    Bill Maher made a good point last night.
    That isn't very clear. In fact, it kind of implies he normally would copulate with a rat. As long as said rat is not Donald Trump.
    True
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    My nightmare. President Cruz.

    Almost.............almost want to give that praying thing a try. No way would Jesus condone this evil being.

    Can see him doing well going forward. Hope Trump chills the fk out and goes back to his playbook and stop talking about women or religion. Well cept bashing the Muslims.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    callen said:

    My nightmare. President Cruz.

    Almost.............almost want to give that praying thing a try. No way would Jesus condone this evil being.

    Can see him doing well going forward. Hope Trump chills the fk out and goes back to his playbook and stop talking about women or religion. Well cept bashing the Muslims.

    I have an even bigger nightmare for you to consider ... Trump wins nomination and chooses his VP running mate to be ... TED CRUZ!!!

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  • callencallen Posts: 6,388
    edited April 2016
    Okay Jason guess your getting me back on my posts on troops yesterday. I won't now be able to sleep tonight. Ha.

    You are very creative in use of these short vids. Boards so much more fun because of them.
    Post edited by callen on
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,995
    Cruz scares the shit out of me and I'm not even American. He's worse than Trump because his chances at winning would be higher. I don't think he could win, but it's not completely inconceivable like it is with Trump... Too many Americans don't take the heinous prospect of strongly pairing religion and politics seriously enough IMO. That's why there is already way too much of that going on in the US.
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  • jeffbrjeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    Ted Cruz Once Argued That Selling Dildos Should Be Illegal

    :lol:

    "One of his most memorable acts as solicitor general was defending Texas’ prohibition of sex-toy sales. David Corn writes in Mother Jones that Cruz waged a legal campaign against dildos, artificial vaginas, and vibrators in 2007, arguing that U.S. residents have no right “to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,995
    Holy shit. I don't even find that funny. That dude is horrifying.
    ..... I bet he is one sick motherfucker behind closed doors too. Most of those "moral crusaders" are.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • jeffbrjeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    PJ_Soul said:

    Holy shit. I don't even find that funny. That dude is horrifying.
    ..... I bet he is one sick motherfucker behind closed doors too. Most of those "moral crusaders" are.

    I probably shouldn't have included the laughing emoji, but I am so exasperated that I feel like I'm in some sort of twilight zone. It is hard to fathom that someone this rabid and polarizing could represent one of the two major parties here. And yet the other representative of the party is every bit as polarizing. I find Cruz terrifying, and would rather see President Trump than President Cruz any day of the week (if I had a gun pointed at my head and was forced to choose). At least Trump isn't some wacko Christian jihadi. He's just a douchebag, racist. Both are bigots - but one does it in the name of his god.

    I hope Cruz does get caught with a meth-addicted, male prostitute soon so that we can be done with him.
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
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