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  • Ray J. T.
    Ray J. T. Posts: 4,130
    You have grown a fond relationship with Icy Hot.
  • Sprunkn7
    Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    I'm up at the crack of dawn. Every freakin day. And I'm hungry at like 5. Early bird specials rock!
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    You are not sure if others will agree when you state a reason why you know you are old.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    You are not sure if others will agree when you state a reason why you know you are old.

    Or you just don't give a shit whether they do or not.
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,906
    The Home Depot is your favorite store.
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I love Home Depot.. And I hate kids on my lawn
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,237
    you remember the original match game.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I was alive during the Carter administration
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Wobbie said:

    you remember the original match game.

    Or watching the Mike Douglas show =)
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    jeez you poor old people why don't you all just start beginning your sentences with "back in my day..." lol
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Old people have weird looking balls
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    All dusty and old and stuff
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Degeneratefk
    Degeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbU4Cb4A4-o
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,237
    CAVSTARR313 said:

    Old people have weird looking balls

    you would know :wink:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Ya, that's why I made the comment.. Keep up dude
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    The women posted in the "Cool Older Ladies" thread are attractive.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,655
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    The women posted in the "Cool Older Ladies" thread are attractive.

    Ah ha! Older and wiser because, really, it's true. Older women are beautiful. A lot of older guys know this.

    Sometimes older guys think they want some young hot babe to hold onto, maybe even marry, but that's ridiculous. Most of the time it's just two people in two different worlds trying to latch on to something (him a "babe", her a "daddy"). Only very rarely does that work for long. I know of one such couple, so I won't say it never works but, most of the time- nah.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • bluegrace
    bluegrace Posts: 2,357
    you suddenly can't read the paper without glasses on
    Kool Kat Club 1992, Moderna museet 1992, Globen 2012, Friends arena 2014
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    brianlux said:

    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    The women posted in the "Cool Older Ladies" thread are attractive.

    Ah ha! Older and wiser because, really, it's true. Older women are beautiful. A lot of older guys know this.

    Sometimes older guys think they want some young hot babe to hold onto, maybe even marry, but that's ridiculous. Most of the time it's just two people in two different worlds trying to latch on to something (him a "babe", her a "daddy"). Only very rarely does that work for long. I know of one such couple, so I won't say it never works but, most of the time- nah.
    Age is no guarantee. Just look at Lohan. Drugs are bad, m'kay?

    When an actor of your age plays a dad of a teen girl in a movie. Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys, I'm looking at you!
  • guacamolejoe
    guacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    InHiding80 said:

    Degeneratefk said:

    And I'm getting emails for my 20 year class reunion this august.

    3 more years for me and I'm not going because most of them were douchebags and frenemies to me. Fuck them all. It would be like Tina Turner going back to Ike.
    Next year will be my 40th year from graduating HS, lol.

    You know your getting old when the people you grew up with are starting to become grandparents.
    So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
    What You Giving

    I suggest you step out on your Porch.
    Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!

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