Ted Cruz really is an idiot

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  • Kearn5yKearn5y Ireland Posts: 2,684
    Couldn’t stay awake tonight either. Way past his bedtime. He should retire. He’s old. Ted “low energy” Crud.
    Just seen that on Irish news. All for show if you asked me. Speech was sooo boring, couldn't keep my eyes open bullshit. Twat.
    Kearnsy
  • KatKat There's a lot to be said for nowhere. Posts: 4,769
    Jon Stewart's reply to Senator Cancun on how he remembers when the Daily Show was funny...




    Falling down,...not staying down
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,936
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)

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  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,195
    Ugh, even just seeing that still shot makes me wanna vomit. So gross! Ted is the fucking worst...except for the other shitty republicans who are even worse than him. Hard to believe that is even possible.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,936
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
    what do you want me to sign? :)
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Chicago; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
    what do you want me to sign? :)
    Boom's name on a postcard from Nebraska. 
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,169
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
    what do you want me to sign? :)
    Manbearpig of course.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,195
    I'll repeat this until Ted is dead and gone, Ted Cruz is a pile of dog shit in a paper bag on fire inside a dumpster full of the fecal matter scraped off the capitol's floors and walls.

    Texas fucking get it together and get rid of this clown shoed fuck wad.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    it's insane to me that many people want him to represent them, even after all of his bullshit and overt stupidity. 
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




  • mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,408
    it's insane to me that many people want him to represent them, even after all of his bullshit and overt stupidity. 
    sniveling rat faced elitist.

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  • KatKat There's a lot to be said for nowhere. Posts: 4,769
    He didn't like the recruitment video and he must love the taste of foot. :tongue:

    Morning Mix
    Sen. Ted Cruz insulted a ‘woke, emasculated’ U.S. Army ad. Angry veterans fired back.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/21/ted-cruz-russia-army-emasculated/

    from the article...





    Falling down,...not staying down
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,377
    Kat said:
    He didn't like the recruitment video and he must love the taste of foot. :tongue:

    Morning Mix
    Sen. Ted Cruz insulted a ‘woke, emasculated’ U.S. Army ad. Angry veterans fired back.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/21/ted-cruz-russia-army-emasculated/

    from the article...





    Kremlin Cruz doubles down using homophobic slur "pansies."


  • OnWis97OnWis97 St. Paul, MN Posts: 4,812
    Ted Cruz has no positive human qualities
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    it really is amazing how self-unaware he is. he's like Larry from Three's Company thinking he's a great singer. He keeps acting like he's smarter and funnier than everyone else, as he continually gets owned time and time again. it's bizarre. 
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,476
    Can Canada please take him back? Please?
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    Can Canada please take him back? Please?
    NO
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,377
    it really is amazing how self-unaware he is. he's like Larry from Three's Company thinking he's a great singer. He keeps acting like he's smarter and funnier than everyone else, as he continually gets owned time and time again. it's bizarre. 
    And yet, he's re-elected time and time again.
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    Hobbes said:
    it really is amazing how self-unaware he is. he's like Larry from Three's Company thinking he's a great singer. He keeps acting like he's smarter and funnier than everyone else, as he continually gets owned time and time again. it's bizarre. 
    And yet, he's re-elected time and time again.
    it defies logic
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,476
    Hobbes said:
    it really is amazing how self-unaware he is. he's like Larry from Three's Company thinking he's a great singer. He keeps acting like he's smarter and funnier than everyone else, as he continually gets owned time and time again. it's bizarre. 
    And yet, he's re-elected time and time again.
    it defies logic
    It’s Tejas. Must be the heat? 
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,821
    Can Canada please take him back? Please?
    Sorry, the border is closed. 

    Triple-closed for him. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • KatKat There's a lot to be said for nowhere. Posts: 4,769
    Can Canada please take him back? Please?
    NO
    :lol:
    Falling down,...not staying down
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,476
    Kat said:
    Can Canada please take him back? Please?
    NO
    :lol:
    C’mon Kat, throw in a Benny.
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  • KatKat There's a lot to be said for nowhere. Posts: 4,769
    If I had one, I might do that but I don't even have one. Well, maybe i wouldn't give it away, right? :) Have a great weekend and be safe. 
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 36,476
    Kat said:
    If I had one, I might do that but I don't even have one. Well, maybe i wouldn't give it away, right? :) Have a great weekend and be safe. 
    Ok, raffle a Benny, open to non-US residents only, winner gets a Benny and has to adopt Cruz, adoption papers completed and approved. Residents of Cancun get two entries.
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  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,411
    Say what you want, but Ted Cruz is the leading expert on being emasculated. 
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,195
    I'll say this every chance I get, Ted sucks.
    It's a hopeless situation...
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