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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    Empty Glass said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Empty Glass said:

    PJ20

    Ouch. Hahaha
    Ok ok, it didn't suck. Just could have been so much more.

    The Royal Tenenbaums
    I can get behind that choice.


  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    edited May 2015
    Empty Glass said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    Empty Glass said:

    PJ20

    Ouch. Hahaha
    Ok ok, it didn't suck. Just could have been so much more.

    The Royal Tenenbaums
    That's one of the few Wes movies I can tolerate.

    No Mercy (1986)
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    Crash

    How that movie won best picture is one of the great mysteries of the universe.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,964
    Napoleon Dynamite. I can't fathom how anyone found this funny
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,410
    there's no accounting for taste....a buddy of mine really liked duece bigelow.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Les Miserables.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Babel
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,498
    The only M. Night Shymalamalamalamalan movie that was any good, imo, was Signs. All the rest blew.

    No Country for Old Men
    Fight Club

    Every time I mention that I don't like either of these movies, some jackass has to pipe in with that cliche "you just didn't get it" bullshit as if to insult my intelligence.
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,498
    Dreamcatcher
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Inglorious Basterds.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    HesCalledDyer said:

    Dreamcatcher

    I found this summary of Dreamcatcher online ..

    Dreamcatcher is about four lifelong friends who take an annual vacation to a secluded cabin in the woods of Maine. Also, they’re all psychic. OK, sure. One day, a lost hunter wanders in from the woods after a night in the cold and has diarrhea so they put him to bed, but it turns out that the diarrhea is actually AN ALIEN THAT SQUIRTS OUT OF HIS BUTT. That alien kills Jason Lee, and then another alien possesses Damien Lewis and makes him steal a snowmobile. Meanwhile the two other friends, Timothy Olyphant and Thomas Jane have had a car accident in the woods where they find another lady with a diarrhea alien. Then possessed Damien Lewis turns back into the alien and eats Timothy Olyphant on a snowmobile. Are you with me? Keep up.

    MEANWHILE, Morgan Freeman is in charge of a covert special ops army force that only fights aliens, naturally, and he wants to quarantine the whole area and kill everyone because he has gone crazy, which we know because later someone says “he has gone crazy.” So, possessed alien-Damien Lewis is trying to get to Massachusetts to introduce an alien worm into the water supply because that will destroy the whole world, but Thomas Jane IS PSYCHICALLY LINKED to Damien Lewis, alien possession or no alien possession, because of their FRIENDSHIP, and also because of their childhood friendship with someone named Duddits, who is the one that gave them their special psychic powers in the first place, and also I guess was responsible for Damien Lewis getting hit by a car at the beginning of the movie which turns into a plotpoint later because everything in this movie happens for a stupid reason*, and anyway, Thomas Jane convinces noted highlighter thief Tom Sizemore to break with his commanding officer (crazed Morgan Freeman, crazed for every agreeing to do this! Zingcatcher) and take him to get Duddits (who is supposed to be retarded and have leukemia, and so is expertly portrayed by DONNIE WAHLBERG), and they have a confrontation with possessed-alien-slash-Damien Lewis at the water supply and it turns out that Duddits was actually a good alien all along, in a human boy body, doling out superpowers, and setting up all the dominoes to help stop this bad alien from getting his butt worm into the Boston water supply for almost 40 years. WHAT?
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    I DUDDITS!
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Looks like Brad Pitt has taken the edge over M. Night

    Mention of Jason Lee above reminded me of....

    Chasing Amy. Ugh.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    Batman and Robin
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Jason P said:

    Batman and Robin

    That movie on Rifftrax audio commentary>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TDKR.

    Due Date - Planes Trains and Automobiles if it sucked and both protagonists were one dimensional douchebags. Foxx and McBride were the only minor good things.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,777
    The Shining.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Dreamcatcher started out great and then it went to a crazy place - was that the one S. King wrote after his accident when he was on painkillers?

    Another sucky movie - can't remember the name. The one with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins and Brad Pitt is Mr. Death or something... it was horrible.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Enkidu said:

    Dreamcatcher started out great and then it went to a crazy place - was that the one S. King wrote after his accident when he was on painkillers?

    Another sucky movie - can't remember the name. The one with Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins and Brad Pitt is Mr. Death or something... it was horrible.

    That was Meet Joe Black.

    And related to my earlier comment, I'll add Kill Bill 1 and 2.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    honey I shrunk the kids is the biggest overrated POS ive ever seen
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Shakespeare in Love ( and anything else Gwenyth Paltrow has ever been in)

    Romeo and Juliet - every version
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.

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