Welcome to the Macabre

chadwick

hedonist,

my strange addiction has some pretty wild folks on it. i've seen as follows: the gal who drinks gasoline every single day, the gal who eats or snorts (i can't recall which it is that she does) baby powder, the gal who eats mattresses & she consumed several mattresses already in her young years. there's a couple who each do coffee enemas multiple times daily therefore can't really leave their house for very long periods of time. there is more but that's good for now


oh wait... there is a young man who befriends/has relationships with swimming pool inflatables. this dude has his shit together

PJ_Soul

chadwick said:

hedonist,

my strange addiction has some pretty wild folks on it. i've seen as follows: the gal who drinks gasoline every single day, the gal who eats or snorts (i can't recall which it is that she does) baby powder, the gal who eats mattresses & she consumed several mattresses already in her young years. there's a couple who each do coffee enemas multiple times daily therefore can't really leave their house for very long periods of time. there is more but that's good for now


oh wait... there is a young man who befriends/has relationships with swimming pool inflatables. this dude has his shit together

Yeah, I remember another where a woman ate several spoonfuls of powered laundry detergent every day. Weird stuff! I'm surprised most of those people are still alive.

chadwick

she probably eats laundry detergent while driving, yes/no? she ate laundry detergent at home watching seinfeld, yes/no? she ate laundry detergent mixed in with chili, yes/no? when she has gas it isn't that bad, yes/no? - like a dryer exhaust blowing

OceanInDisguise13

I saw a show where a guy was so in love with and wanted to marry his car...strange shows depicting people in love with inanimate objects. Makes me feel very normal lol....

hedonist

chadwick said:

she probably eats laundry detergent while driving, yes/no? she ate laundry detergent at home watching seinfeld, yes/no? she ate laundry detergent mixed in with chili, yes/no? when she has gas it isn't that bad, yes/no? - like a dryer exhaust blowing

I shouldn't laugh at this stuff but fuck it, I am. Just goes beyond my comprehension.

And mattresses!?

Let's not forget about the woman who sucked on used diapers and the other one who drank highlighter fluid.

PJ_Soul

hedonist said:

Let's not forget about the woman who sucked on used diapers

chadwick

yep i remember the dirty diapers episode. was the dirty diaper gal also taking dirty diapers out of the trash cans around here neighborhood? there very well could be two different shows that have dirty diaper weirdos appearing on episodes

hedonist

chadwick, she was taking them from her sister/sister-in-law's place who had a baby. I think I blocked out much of it.

Thirty Bills Unpaid

PJ_Soul said:

hedonist said:

Let's not forget about the woman who sucked on used diapers

Lol!

* Think of the first time. There was a first time. Like... what the f**k are you thinking you idiot? Of all the things around the house you can pound back... you're thinking diaper contents are what you wanna go for. Geezuz man.

Malroth

I just looked up the definition for macabre.
disturbing and horrifying because of involvement with or depiction of death and injury:

Judges ruling---We will allow all talk of eating dirty diapers!

PJfanwillneverleave1

Shut this shit down.

rollings

hedonist

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Shut this shit down.

Unless you or your shit are macabre, please shut your shit shitting down on this shit, down.

Or not.

PJfanwillneverleave1

hedonist said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Shut this shit down.

Unless you or your shit are macabre, please shut your shit shitting down on this shit, down.

Or not.

Ok,
You're right.
I apologize in full.
Please continue about sucking dirty diapers.

Thirty Bills Unpaid

rollings said:

Lol!

Thirty Bills Unpaid

hedonist said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

Shut this shit down.

Unless you or your shit are macabre, please shut your shit shitting down on this shit, down.

Or not.

This has a chance to become one of the all-time great tongue twisters.

Say it out loud really fast five times. Go ahead. Bet you can't do it.

And while you're doing it... swish Simon's shitty stick back and forth.

hedonist

Thirty, I'll admit I had to re-read it in my head a couple of times before posting.

I couldn't do your first challenge but nailed the second

As to the macabre and dirty diaper sucking, what is it about shows showcasing this that keeps them filming and watched?

I think for me, there's a strange enjoyment in those "what in the fuckity fuck?" moments.

rollings

the episode about the woman who ate mattresses was enjoyable. she had to sleep somewhere else because she ate her whole bed!

then she started to sneak and eat her mom's mattress. it showed her mom yelling at her to "stop eating my bed!"

then it showed her at her doctor's and the doctor said that she should really stop eating mattresses.

everybody had a straight face. omg it was hysterical to watch.

Malroth

I used to watch those medical marvel shows where people would have warts all over their bodies,
or tumors on their face they had to lift up to eat, or a guy with three legs, and doctors would try to fix them. It's hard to worry about your own life, if you imagine having to trade place with these folk.
I think the girl with the melted face may have broke me, and I don't watch them anymore.

Malroth

Anybody holding any deep dark secrets? Their own or someone else?