Alright we have beavers on coke, chicks/cocks on X/molly, dirty sex on the way to the market, it's the last day of the Canadian tour and I start my vacation in about 2 hours. Let's kick this *beep* into high gear. We got jello shots for those that need 'em(and by that I mean there is a pool full of peach jello and vodka) tequila and whiskey for the rest - also a few beers for rehydration. There is a goat and a dog wandering around here somewhere too, although I think the floatie got lost in the Atlantic. We will have to pick another one up before heading to Dirty Jersey.
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Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Seriously I'm not letting Canada go down without a all out house wrecker! I'm finally done work, going to pick up dinner and head home. You had all better have perked up by the time I get home!
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Alright we have beavers on coke, chicks/cocks on X/molly, dirty sex on the way to the market, it's the last day of the Canadian tour and I start my vacation in about 2 hours. Let's kick this *beep* into high gear. We got jello shots for those that need 'em(and by that I mean there is a pool full of peach jello and vodka) tequila and whiskey for the rest - also a few beers for rehydration. There is a goat and a dog wandering around here somewhere too, although I think the floatie got lost in the Atlantic. We will have to pick another one up before heading to Dirty Jersey.
a farmer is taking his chicken and rooster to market.....it's actually a young hen, known as a pullet and the farmer calls his roosters "cocks"......suddenly, the two fowl get all fired up, frightening the donkey, aka ass, he is riding.....the only thing that calms his donkey is a good scratch between the ears.....so there he is, on the side of the road with all three off his animals going crazy....a passing girl stops and asks if there's anything she can do to help. "You sure can," the farmer says....
"grab my cock and and pullet while I scratch my ass!"
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
First we take your gold then we party like rockstars!
I thought the US just one the womens world cup. Who cares if you all are good at curling.
It was hockey, you know a real sport. But sure enjoy your soccer "victory".
I'm with you on that!
hockey > soccer
then again, baseball > football > hockey
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Baseball is for pussies, football is only good in January unless it's CFL, HOCKEY RULES THEM ALL!
You are losing points here. Really, the CFL. The teams in the Lingerie league could beat most CFL teams.
Yes the CFL, the fields are bigger, there is no fourth down - get it done in three or fuck off and they get paid a fraction of the cost to actually play rather than pose. *drop the mic*
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Baseball is for pussies, football is only good in January unless it's CFL, HOCKEY RULES THEM ALL!
You are losing points here. Really, the CFL. The teams in the Lingerie league could beat most CFL teams.
Yes the CFL, the fields are bigger, there is no fourth down - get it done in three or fuck off and they get paid a fraction of the cost to actually play rather than pose. *drop the mic*
And yet every single player in the CFL would come to the NFL if we would have them. The CFL sucks. That is why we don't want your shitty players.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Baseball is for pussies, football is only good in January unless it's CFL, HOCKEY RULES THEM ALL!
You are losing points here. Really, the CFL. The teams in the Lingerie league could beat most CFL teams.
Yes the CFL, the fields are bigger, there is no fourth down - get it done in three or fuck off and they get paid a fraction of the cost to actually play rather than pose. *drop the mic*
And yet every single player in the CFL would come to the NFL if we would have them. The CFL sucks. That is why we don't want your shitty players.
Correction the money is why they go to the NFL and yes you do want our players because you are constantly drafting them. Geez at least try to keep up, I may be a hockey chick but I know my football(both leagues) too.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
We draft those guys in the later rounds. And you know why our players make so much more, money. Because they are much, much better so more people want to watch them play.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Nope, Americans just value show over substance. Although I will give you the SuperBowl over the Grey Cup last season, but mostly because my team won the SuperBowl.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
We got jello shots for those that need 'em(and by that I mean there is a pool full of peach jello and vodka) tequila and whiskey for the rest - also a few beers for rehydration.
There is a goat and a dog wandering around here somewhere too, although I think the floatie got lost in the Atlantic. We will have to pick another one up before heading to Dirty Jersey.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
I'm finally done work, going to pick up dinner and head home. You had all better have perked up by the time I get home!
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
This is why we didn't and won't play Florida: http://trib.al/XUX2XuV
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
"grab my cock and and pullet while I scratch my ass!"
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Vacation has started, three weeks of debauchery in my future.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Guess I need to find that beaver to have a good time
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
hockey > soccer
then again, baseball > football > hockey
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
*drop the mic*
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
I will give you the CFL has a better trophy than the NFL.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle