Recently, I noticed that the local Target is now selling fireworks. I plan to stock up for the next leg of this shit show tour.
Oh crap! I just noticed that we'll be in Canada. I wonder if I can hide them in Boomer's dry dog food as we cross the border.
If we're in Canada...I want someone to grab me a case of kinder eggs...and bring them back over too.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
We sell dog food up here and you get a kinder egg for each tour date that you're still standingish at the end of the night.
But what about fireworks?
You want to go to New Mexico for fireworks.
And what counts as standingish? Does with the help of friends count or does it have to be under your own power. The rules must be established in advance here. My kids love Kinder eggs and it would be a nice gesture to bring some home for them after all.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
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EV LA 11
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Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Its a chocolate egg (a little larger than a real egg) with a toy inside. They banned them in the US as kids were choking on the toy. Now you have to sneak them in like they are heroin or something else bad. My Mom always brings them home from cruises for my kids.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
We sell dog food up here and you get a kinder egg for each tour date that you're still standingish at the end of the night.
But what about fireworks?
You want to go to New Mexico for fireworks.
And what counts as standingish? Does with the help of friends count or does it have to be under your own power. The rules must be established in advance here. My kids love Kinder eggs and it would be a nice gesture to bring some home for them after all.
Conscious and mostly operating under your own power. Friend assistance is allowed. If you cam take possesion of and hold onto the kinder egg without breaking it you are good to go.
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Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
We sell dog food up here and you get a kinder egg for each tour date that you're still standingish at the end of the night.
But what about fireworks?
You want to go to New Mexico for fireworks.
And what counts as standingish? Does with the help of friends count or does it have to be under your own power. The rules must be established in advance here. My kids love Kinder eggs and it would be a nice gesture to bring some home for them after all.
Conscious and mostly operating under your own power. Friend assistance is allowed. If you cam take possesion of and hold onto the kinder egg without breaking it you are good to go.
Where exactly is this egg being held? Is this kinda like Ed's coin drinking game?
We sell dog food up here and you get a kinder egg for each tour date that you're still standingish at the end of the night.
But what about fireworks?
You want to go to New Mexico for fireworks.
NM was never on the itinerary, otherwise I would have stocked up.
Is this fireworks that go boom themselves or are we talking about getting fireworks on your birthday that makes you go boom? My New Mexico comment may change depending on your answer.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Where exactly is this egg being held? Is this kinda like Ed's coin drinking game?
Ummmm...somebody has to have a big ani to play the Ed coin game with a kinder egg.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
While I am a big Ani my ani has stayed a virgin this long and I plan on keeping it that way. Not that there is anything wrong with people using their ani's as they see fit. I just prefer to not use mine. Since Empty is sitting on a beach drunk you might be able to talk him into playing this game with his bedazzled ani.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
We sell dog food up here and you get a kinder egg for each tour date that you're still standingish at the end of the night.
But what about fireworks?
You want to go to New Mexico for fireworks.
NM was never on the itinerary, otherwise I would have stocked up.
Is this fireworks that go boom themselves or are we talking about getting fireworks on your birthday that makes you go boom? My New Mexico comment may change depending on your answer.
I was referring to fireworks that go boom themselves. However, my interest is now piqued on what your suggestion may be for fireworks on my birthday cake.
We sell dog food up here and you get a kinder egg for each tour date that you're still standingish at the end of the night.
But what about fireworks?
You want to go to New Mexico for fireworks.
or, evanston WY where my MIL lives. E-town is THE place for porn, fireworks and liquor (at least for us utahns, it is).
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
We sell dog food up here and you get a kinder egg for each tour date that you're still standingish at the end of the night.
But what about fireworks?
You want to go to New Mexico for fireworks.
And what counts as standingish? Does with the help of friends count or does it have to be under your own power. The rules must be established in advance here. My kids love Kinder eggs and it would be a nice gesture to bring some home for them after all.
Conscious and mostly operating under your own power. Friend assistance is allowed. If you cam take possesion of and hold onto the kinder egg without breaking it you are good to go.
Where exactly is this egg being held? Is this kinda like Ed's coin drinking game?
Canada is gonna rock the hell out of our leg! Out cooking the boobs today so they have that nice all over tan for the dress code.
I'm noticing your new avatar....did those guys win something?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
No, that's Carey Price and he rocks. He just swept all the awards he was up for at the NHL awards. He's also a northern BC boy playing for the best team ever and he's hot. Covers all the bases he does.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Tour dates on the back Front has 2 holes which your boobs hang out. "Cooking the boobs" printed above the holes
What is the option for us guys. Ass less chaps?
Goat pajamas...with the crotch chewed out...by a goat.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
shit showtour.Oh crap! I just noticed that we'll be in Canada. I wonder if I can hide them in Boomer's dry dog food as we cross the border.
- Christopher McCandless
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
And what counts as standingish? Does with the help of friends count or does it have to be under your own power. The rules must be established in advance here. My kids love Kinder eggs and it would be a nice gesture to bring some home for them after all.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
- Christopher McCandless
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Tour dates on the back
Front has 2 holes which your boobs hang out. "Cooking the boobs" printed above the holes
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
- Christopher McCandless