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  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527

    So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

    I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

    And I hope we get hear about it!
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329

    So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

    I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

    Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527

    So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

    I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

    Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
    You guys must have married saints!
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243

    So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

    I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

    Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
    So you're making it her fault? :nuh_uh:
    ELITIST FUK
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    SD48277 said:

    So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

    I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.

    Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
    So you're making it her fault? :nuh_uh:
    That's what ANY good goat fucking degenerate would do...
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Emtpy and WH are right. I can go into the bank, get down on one knee and ask for all the money in the vault. If the bank manager says yes and hands it over who is at fault. Not me, I asked with the expectation of being told no. I can go track down Kate Upton, get down one knee and ask her politely to go bone. Its on her if she says yes.

    Now in my wife's defense I can be very sweet and may have thrown her off with my softer side. She was around during my time in the Corps (my degenerate peak) so in reality she has no excuse. She made the mistake of loving me and creating a gaggle of degenerate offspring with me.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    "Degenerate peak" made me laugh
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • I will throw my hat into the same ring. My wife and I dated for nearly 10 years before we were married and lived together many of those years. She saw the worst in me and still agreed to spend the rest of her life with me. Are we different 18 years after being together? Sure are, but I am still the degenerate in the equation.
    This is why I love women so much -- the capacity to look beyond the straight out idiocy demonstrated by the human male species and still want to be with us.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Well, that is one of the reasons. ("Boobies" is a term high on the list as well.)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,423
    My love finds my idiocy endearing. I think I'm safe. :lol:
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    It is absolutely great and endearing to see how much you degenerates love and appreciate your wives.
    ELITIST FUK
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    edited June 2015
    It might be the only endearing quality we have as a bunch.

    And yes I think we did marry saints. Maybe there should be a degenerate spouses club so they can at least make fun of us.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329

    Well, that is one of the reasons. ("Boobies" is a term high on the list as well.)

    I'm a fan of boobs too
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • SD48277 said:

    It is absolutely great and endearing to see how much you degenerates love and appreciate your wives.

    What a bunch of charming rogues we must be.
    :)

    Would be curious to hear the husbands-of-degenerates describing their partners as being degenerates. I have to go with an 'Opposites Attract' deal with my wife but perhaps some of your significant others are also degenerates?
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,173
    damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    edited June 2015
    imalive said:

    damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.

    Yes you do. They pay me quite well to post on here.

    I joke they pay me for what I know not for what I do. Most days that rings true. That is why god gave us interns.

    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329

    imalive said:

    damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.

    Yes you do. They pay me quite well to post on here.

    I joke they pay me for what I know not for what I do. Most days that rings true. That is why god gave us interns.

    Getting paid to poop is great
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,173

    imalive said:

    damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.

    Yes you do. They pay me quite well to post on here.

    I joke they pay me for what I know not for what I do. Most days that rings true. That is why god gave us interns.

    that's not what congressmen use interns for.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Austin Texas tomorrow. May just be my favorite city in the country. Love my time in Austin.

    Boomer, let's go walk up 6th street and grab a beer
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,173
    isnt Austin more for hipsters than for degenerates?
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    imalive said:

    isnt Austin more for hipsters than for degenerates?

    Probably a 50-50 mix. It's been a while since I've been to Austin...I'm looking forward to returning. BBQ.....
    ELITIST FUK
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790

    Austin Texas tomorrow. May just be my favorite city in the country. Love my time in Austin.

    Boomer, let's go walk up 6th street and grab a beer

    Boomer loves a good steak. Make sure to get him one. See you there hopefully in PJ's with feet and a flap for the crotch.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,173

    Austin Texas tomorrow. May just be my favorite city in the country. Love my time in Austin.

    Boomer, let's go walk up 6th street and grab a beer

    Boomer loves a good steak. Make sure to get him one. See you there hopefully in PJ's with feet and a flap for the crotch.
    whoa!....TMI
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,020
    imalive said:

    damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.

    Or a wifi enabled iPad on your golf cart
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,173

    imalive said:

    damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.

    Or a wifi enabled iPad on your golf cart
    well, well, well....look who poked his head in....written any new songs, lately?
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,020
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.

    Or a wifi enabled iPad on your golf cart
    well, well, well....look who poked his head in....written any new songs, lately?
    Nope. Writers block, lack of inspiration, doing more degenerate things like time.
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,845
    Poor Halifax - doing hard time? Didn't your experience in the big house inspire you?
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,020

    Poor Halifax - doing hard time? Didn't your experience in the big house inspire you?

    For about 25 Minutes.
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  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,423

    Poor Halifax - doing hard time? Didn't your experience in the big house inspire you?

    For about 25 Minutes.
    25 minutes to go? :wink:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I like how CD says "creating a gaggle of offspring"...he makes her sound like some goose that laid a bunch of eggs.
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