So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.
I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.
So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.
I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.
Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
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DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.
I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.
Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.
I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.
Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.
I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.
Yep, Mrs. Empty knows when to shake her head and move on. My line is "all I did was ask to marry you, you're the one who said yes"
So you're making it her fault?
That's what ANY good goat fucking degenerate would do...
Emtpy and WH are right. I can go into the bank, get down on one knee and ask for all the money in the vault. If the bank manager says yes and hands it over who is at fault. Not me, I asked with the expectation of being told no. I can go track down Kate Upton, get down one knee and ask her politely to go bone. Its on her if she says yes.
Now in my wife's defense I can be very sweet and may have thrown her off with my softer side. She was around during my time in the Corps (my degenerate peak) so in reality she has no excuse. She made the mistake of loving me and creating a gaggle of degenerate offspring with me.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
I will throw my hat into the same ring. My wife and I dated for nearly 10 years before we were married and lived together many of those years. She saw the worst in me and still agreed to spend the rest of her life with me. Are we different 18 years after being together? Sure are, but I am still the degenerate in the equation. This is why I love women so much -- the capacity to look beyond the straight out idiocy demonstrated by the human male species and still want to be with us.
It is absolutely great and endearing to see how much you degenerates love and appreciate your wives.
What a bunch of charming rogues we must be.
Would be curious to hear the husbands-of-degenerates describing their partners as being degenerates. I have to go with an 'Opposites Attract' deal with my wife but perhaps some of your significant others are also degenerates?
damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.
Yes you do. They pay me quite well to post on here.
I joke they pay me for what I know not for what I do. Most days that rings true. That is why god gave us interns.
that's not what congressmen use interns for.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
isnt Austin more for hipsters than for degenerates?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Austin Texas tomorrow. May just be my favorite city in the country. Love my time in Austin.
Boomer, let's go walk up 6th street and grab a beer
Boomer loves a good steak. Make sure to get him one. See you there hopefully in PJ's with feet and a flap for the crotch.
whoa!....TMI
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
damn, I get behind!! I gotta get a desk job like ani.
Or a wifi enabled iPad on your golf cart
well, well, well....look who poked his head in....written any new songs, lately?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I like how CD says "creating a gaggle of offspring"...he makes her sound like some goose that laid a bunch of eggs.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Now in my wife's defense I can be very sweet and may have thrown her off with my softer side. She was around during my time in the Corps (my degenerate peak) so in reality she has no excuse. She made the mistake of loving me and creating a gaggle of degenerate offspring with me.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
This is why I love women so much -- the capacity to look beyond the straight out idiocy demonstrated by the human male species and still want to be with us.
And yes I think we did marry saints. Maybe there should be a degenerate spouses club so they can at least make fun of us.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Would be curious to hear the husbands-of-degenerates describing their partners as being degenerates. I have to go with an 'Opposites Attract' deal with my wife but perhaps some of your significant others are also degenerates?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I joke they pay me for what I know not for what I do. Most days that rings true. That is why god gave us interns.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Boomer, let's go walk up 6th street and grab a beer
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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