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Empty Glass

Goat starfish?

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

Goat starfish?

Goat hole? Is that the preferred term?

Amongst the Ani

My goat rocked. Other than when emptys jumped on him. my goat schooled emptys for the most part. Either way these goats kick ass.

F Me In The Brain

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

Goat starfish?

Goat hole? Is that the preferred term?

I like Goat Growler personally.

Goat Ass was an Adam Sandler favorite

SD48277

F Me In The Brain said:

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

Goat starfish?

Goat hole? Is that the preferred term?

I like Goat Growler personally.

Goat Ass was an Adam Sandler favorite

Goat Growler? That's a new one.

whispering hands

I call them
Goat Kissers; pucker up!!

Amongst the Ani

RKCNDY said:

SD48277 said:

I'm guessing the goat in the strawberry pj's is CD/Ani since it shows us its starfish at the beginning of the video...

Guess I have to make CD/Ani a matching pair of pj's now...he's gotta keep up with his nemesis showing off and all... *sigh*

If you are going to make us matching PJ's (thank you by the way) please have it with a starfish and puckered lips next to each other as the pattern. Got to make sure we rep the Ani correctly.

SD48277

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

SD48277 said:

I'm guessing the goat in the strawberry pj's is CD/Ani since it shows us its starfish at the beginning of the video...

Guess I have to make CD/Ani a matching pair of pj's now...he's gotta keep up with his nemesis showing off and all... *sigh*

If you are going to make us matching PJ's (thank you by the way) please have it with a starfish and puckered lips next to each other as the pattern. Got to make sure we rep the Ani correctly.

And make sure Empty's pj's have an opening in back so he can crap on the floor (I may or may not be referring to the goat).

Amongst the Ani

I still think empty blamed his kids for the shit on the floor. I don't blame him, why else have kids if you can't make them do things and blame things on. It also could have been Boomer, but empty is the more likely culprit.

Empty Glass

Not me, I haven't had a solid movement in 20 years.

As for the PJs, can we have the footsy's on them? So we can run and slide on the floor

SD48277

Even if he wasn't the culprit that particular time, this is Degenerate-a-palooza we're talking about.

Empty Glass

Boomer said no PJs for him. He likes sleeping naked, just in case he needs to "perform"

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Boomer said no PJs for him. He likes sleeping naked, just in case he needs to "perform"

He could just have a cut out in the crotch area.

Empty Glass

Boomer said he'll take a pair now. He like having a sun roof covering his parts.

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

Boomer said he'll take a pair now. He like having a sun roof covering his parts.

Talk to RK, she's the crafty one.

Amongst the Ani

RK, please make us matching starfish PJ's with feet on them and cut outs for the crotch area. Pretty please. We will all wear them at the same time and you can even laugh at us.

Empty Glass

Actually, can I get a crotch cut out too?

Amongst the Ani

I thought we should all get that. Once we see Boomer rocking the cut out we would be jealous. No sense asking RK for modifications later.

RKCNDY

Got it PJ's for everyone...cut out your crotches...

Empty Glass

Could we get an "old man" pair for Rob too? Starfish bottoms, but the top is the white tank top style you see grandpa's wear

RKCNDY

Suppose you want the footies on his...need to source some crocs to attach to the legs then.

Amongst the Ani

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

Empty Glass

RKCNDY

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

Amongst the Ani

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

That would have worked. Instead I used crotchless PJ's and goats in the same sentence. Too late to take that one back now.

whispering hands

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

Oh this had me laughing so hard! Your poor wife!! I feel bad calling her MRS Ani.. But that's who she is.. And THIS is who we are.. Weirdos one and all!

oftenreading

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

Baby goats are kids, but on balance it's probably better that you didn't say "looking for PJs with a flap for a crotch for me, empty, boomer and some kids..."

SD48277

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

That would have worked. Instead I used crotchless PJ's and goats in the same sentence. Too late to take that one back now.

Rookie mistake.

F Me In The Brain

SD48277 said:

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Great. Now the wife is weirded out because of you all. I was looking for a PJ style online with a flap for the crotch to show RK what we want and what is all I see, womens crotchless lingerie. Of course I had to peruse the photos slowly looking for the pajamas and who walks in, the misses. Her response, why don't you just look at porn if thats what you want. I respond I am looking for PJ's with a flap for a crotch for me, empty boomer and a pair of baby goats. It didn't go over well.

You should have said you were shopping for her, and now she ruined the surprise.

That would have worked. Instead I used crotchless PJ's and goats in the same sentence. Too late to take that one back now.

Rookie mistake.

There was a comic years ago -- cannot recall his name but I believe he was an Irish guy based on his accent -- and part of his routine was to describe the best reaction to someone interrupting his self-pleasuring session....and it was to look at them and shout out "Thank God You're Here!"
(or something to that effect)

Always thought that would be hilarious to use and thought of this as a reaction from someone riding high amongst the ani if their wife walked in to see them scanning women's crotchless lingerie on the net.

Amongst the Ani

So many better ways I could have handled that situation. Luckily the wife has been married to my degenerate ass for so long nothing surprises her anymore. She just shakes her head most of the time and moves on.

I do love the "Thank god you're here" bit and will use it if the opportunity ever arises.