Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

whispering hands

I'm not a guy.. So no circle jerkin going on here..so I have no idea, but am curious too.

Amongst the Ani

northerndragon said:

In the interest of fairness if the girls are going topless the boys should be pantsless.

Fair is fair.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

northerndragon said:

In the interest of fairness if the girls are going topless the boys should be pantsless.

Fair is fair.

Says dirk diggler.

Empty Glass

On my way to the show.

I didn't pack pants

Amongst the Ani

Where is it actually being held at? I think we could jump the fences at Ak-Chin pavillion which would work. Or we can break into the Cardinals stadium. It looks like a bag of jiffy pop which seems fitting.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

Where is it actually being held at? I think we could jump the fences at Ak-Chin pavillion which would work. Or we can break into the Cardinals stadium. It looks like a bag of jiffy pop which seems fitting.

we all thought it was at your place...

Amongst the Ani

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men. Topless women are cool but something tells me the men part would scare them and would lead to expensive therapy.

Wobbie

cdysinge said:

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men.

dangle-palooza.

Empty Glass

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men.

dangle-palooza.

I don't have much dangle

Amongst the Ani

Are you above average at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ

Empty Glass

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

imalive said:

cdysinge said:

Well shit then. Come on over. I will find sitters for the kids that night as they don't need to see the pantless men.

dangle-palooza.

I don't have much dangle

He's all palooza and no dangle..

Amongst the Ani

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

Empty Glass

cdysinge said:

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

I'm out front without any pants on. Get me a blanket

Hobbes

Empty Glass said:

cdysinge said:

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

I'm out front without any pants on. Get me a blanket

AZ nights can get a bit chilly. You know, with shrinkage and all.

northerndragon

cdysinge said:

A few notes for tomorrow:

1. Boomer the dog is in charge. I need plausible deniability should the cops show up. Boomer loves his back scratched. Do that and he will let you do whatever it is you want.
2. No fornicating in the kids rooms. I know some of you might have a fetish with Ela from Frozen and might have some weird fantasy of doing it while staring at a poster of her. Only going to second base in the kids rooms is allowed.
3. The slutty goats have been delivered and will be located in the fuckus tent in the backyard.
4. The manscaping tent will be located next to the naked twister tent. That shall also be in the backyard.
5. If you can get my wifes cat to run away without hurting her I will be your friend for life. I hate that fucking cat.

I read that as slutty girls on my first read through
The cat can come hang out with me as cats rock and it takes a really secure person to truly understand a cat and its love.

Empty Glass

WAKE UP, FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!


IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!

oftenreading

I'm sure a degenerate show has a planned start time of somewhere after 8:00pm, but doesn't actually get started until about 3 hours or so later.

Empty Glass

oftenreading said:

I'm sure a degenerate show has a planned start time of somewhere after 8:00pm, but doesn't actually get started until about 3 hours or so later.

8 pm? you are mistaken. Cdysinge will be in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth laying beside a goat by dinner time.

oftenreading

Empty Glass said:

oftenreading said:

I'm sure a degenerate show has a planned start time of somewhere after 8:00pm, but doesn't actually get started until about 3 hours or so later.

8 pm? you are mistaken. Cdysinge will be in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth laying beside a goat by dinner time.

Dinner time? Sweet. So it's goat kebabs for dinner, then?