Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Amongst the Ani

imalive said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I hope Boomer is welcome at this one.

Is boomer with you or empty? I'm having a hard time keeping it up.

(the above is known as a softball)

Fixed and thank you.

Empty is taking boomer on a tour of the US.

Wobbie

big shocker that ani would go for the cheap easy laugh.

SD48277

I think Dave has cat(s)...there may be an issue with Boomer.

northerndragon

There shouldn't be an issue, Boomer respects their territory or he goes home with battle scars.

And with out a bitch as she will leave once he gets beat up by cats in front of her, damn groupies.

Amongst the Ani

Boomer chases cats but is actually very sweet with them. He starts out rough but ends soft with some kisses. He loves him some pussy.

SD48277

Amongst the Ani said:

Boomer chases cats but is actually very sweet with them. He starts out rough but ends soft with some kisses. He loves him some pussy.

Are you sure you're still talking about Boomer?

Empty Glass

SD48277 said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Boomer chases cats but is actually very sweet with them. He starts out rough but ends soft with some kisses. He loves him some pussy.

Are you sure you're still talking about Boomer?

This is why Boomer and I are a team

Last-12-Exit

You talk in bout Chris berman?

Empty Glass

Last-12-Exit said:

You talk in bout Chris berman?

No. I took Ani's dog on the road

Empty Glass

Who made this schedule up? 3 cities / 4 shows in 4 days!!! Boomer and I are spent, but we'll recharge. Hometown show. The Amish have plenty of goats. This should be a great 2 night stand

Amongst the Ani

Give boomer some coke. He will be fine.

whispering hands

Amongst the Ani said:

Give boomer some coke. He will be fine.

That dog parties harder than we do!!

Amongst the Ani

Donkey hole will now be a staple at my office for many people. One of the guys (who is a friend) made an idiotic statement in a meeting so I called him a donkey hole. The whole room erupted in laughter and 15 minutes later I heard someone call someone else that. Thank you as you have made my work 1% better now.

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Donkey hole will now be a staple at my office for many people. One of the guys (who is a friend) made an idiotic statement in a meeting so I called him a donkey hole. The whole room erupted in laughter and 15 minutes later I heard someone call someone else that. Thank you as you have made my work 1% better now.

You're welcome. If I remember correctly, someone on here didn't like the term.

F Me In The Brain

You have to say it like Chuck & Kenny.
https://youtu.be/SOK0mVRPfdk

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Donkey hole will now be a staple at my office for many people. One of the guys (who is a friend) made an idiotic statement in a meeting so I called him a donkey hole. The whole room erupted in laughter and 15 minutes later I heard someone call someone else that. Thank you as you have made my work 1% better now.

You're welcome. If I remember correctly, someone on here didn't like the term.

I wasnt a fan at first but was worried if I called him a chocolate starfish lover I would get a call from HR.

JWPearl

what the hell happened to the emoticons :?

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Donkey hole will now be a staple at my office for many people. One of the guys (who is a friend) made an idiotic statement in a meeting so I called him a donkey hole. The whole room erupted in laughter and 15 minutes later I heard someone call someone else that. Thank you as you have made my work 1% better now.

You're welcome. If I remember correctly, someone on here didn't like the term.

I wasnt a fan at first but was worried if I called him a chocolate starfish lover I would get a call from HR.

Empty Glass

So it was you that hated it

Amongst the Ani

Hate is a strong word. I just preferred CSF. Donkey hole is too PC for me normally but at work is just the right amount of wrong.

Amongst the Ani

Anyways I am off to Tombstone with the kids for a few days. I will need to miss the next few shows but will be trying to talk my wife into having old west degenerate fun with me. The spa seems like the appropriate place for it late at night after the kids are alseep. Maybe there will be some late night spa pinata playing.

Empty, Take care of Boomer and tell him no fears of more brothers and sisters. Much like he is fixed so is my wife. Normally its the cats job to stop my fun so I think Boomer would be worried since the cat wont be around .

Empty Glass

Did Tombstone in '98. Did border patrol out of Fort Hood in the mountains south of Tuscon. Air Force base in town (Barksdale? Or is that New Mex?) and Ft Huachucca - no chance I spelt that right.

Long hours on, but time off was cool. You've never seen the sky as pure as you can in the desert with night vision goggles on. Makes you feel really small.

I told Boomer that I'm his Huckleberry. That guy is in solid hands

SD48277

Do we have time to hit Hershey Park before the degenerate festivities begin?

oftenreading

SD48277 said:

Do we have time to hit Hershey Park before the degenerate festivities begin?

Degenerate time is very flexible - you have time to do whatever you want.

Wobbie

I see the show is in columbia tomorrow night....maybe we'll finally get the story on who the woman in last's avatar really is.

whispering hands

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

whispering hands said:

Hahahaha!! What the FUCK has Empty ever done that he gets this kind of shit all the time?? If nothing else man, I LOVE YA Empty!!

He plays pinata with Mrs. Empty...any man that freely admits to getting his candy ass beat deserves it.

Guess I kinda like empty a little too... :angel:

We all like empty. He makes me laugh all the time. It doesn't change the fact he has been around the block.

So what you're saying is he's the human equivalent to Seattle Slew?

Amongst the Ani

Yes. That man has a circus tent down there. At least that is what I hear from the goat.

Amongst the Ani

Miss you guys. Check out the sunset.

SD48277

Beautiful sunset. Hope the weekend has been a good one.

F Me In The Brain

Can we book Peter for one of these stops to do some stand up?

https://youtu.be/zKnxwWLEB3k