This lady came into the gallery with her sister. She was walking around talking very loudly on the phone something about how she was having hot flash and she could just shove her face into the AC vent.
She's off the phone, walking around telling me about how she is having an incredible hot flash and she wished that she could stand on the vent. Told her to have at it. No problem. There are three in the store and to help herself. Well, she took that literally.
She and her sister went through the whole place, found a bunch of stuff to buy and came back to the counter in my part of the store. She stands there with her (Ani, be proud because I couldn't help but to pay attention) at least D cups nearly falling out of her deep v neck shirt telling me about how she had battled breast cancer, was on meds, is post menopausal . . .
She then goes to stand on the vent and . . .
. . . wait for it . . .
LIFTS UP HER SHIRT AND KEEPS FLAPPING IT UP AND DOWN TO GET THE AIR CONDITIONED AIR DIRECTLY ON HER SKIN!
Now, I will tell you that she did have a bra on. I will tell you that unlike me, she was not wearing a camisole.
This shirt is flapping up and down in a way that a toddler girl will do in the summer. She's yelling to me past all this flapping saying, "I'm post menopausal! I'm post menopausal." "Um, I don't know that you are post quite as yet."
There was a lot of flesh hanging out there. She kept flipping her shirt so high that I saw her entire midsection and the bottom of her bra. My coworker was given even more of an eyeful-- she could tell me that it was a Harley Davidson branded bra. She said that the lady kept lifting her shirt.
After she got herself off the vent, she decided to pull her shirt up-- again-- and show us the tattoo that she got that matches her daughter's tattoo.
The funny thing is that I don't believe her sister thought there was anything wrong with it.
Oh and I forgot to add about how she told us that she was a reading tutor for the local school district, where she worked, what she did and was giving employment advice to the young coworker working with me.
Oh and I forgot to add about how she told us that she was a reading tutor for the local school district, where she worked, what she did and was giving employment advice to the young coworker working with me.
I used to live by one of the biggest casinos in the state, they had those floor vents with the A/C blowing up. During the hot summers, I would wear a maxi dress, go to the casino, and stand over them...not quite Marilyn Monroe moment, but it felt nice. They had a good buffet there too.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I used to live by one of the biggest casinos in the state, they had those floor vents with the A/C blowing up. During the hot summers, I would wear a maxi dress, go to the casino, and stand over them...not quite Marilyn Monroe moment, but it felt nice. They had a good buffet there too.
Let me paraphrase:
I used to go hover the large ac vents at the casino to cool off my hot parts. Oh, and the food was good
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DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
It could be done in fiber. I forgot to add that one. Perhaps a nice, realistic fabric interpretation of the real thing would work for you. Whatever color you want!
It could be done in fiber. I forgot to add that one. Perhaps a nice, realistic fabric interpretation of the real thing would work for you. Whatever color you want!
Fuck it!! I vote Legos!!
Gives a whole new meaning to "Lego" my Eggos! Lol ( yes, I'm aware those are two different products!)
Art could be dangerous but boobs should be loved and safe for play. No mental scarring from needing stitches after touching and playing. Can you imaging motor boating them and coming away looking like the Joker. No thank you. How about making them with Jello?
On a side note, I have been busy this week but here is a sample mug my brother made for me. I will try and work on this project over the weekend so we can mug sales going.
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2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Yes
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
She's off the phone, walking around telling me about how she is having an incredible hot flash and she wished that she could stand on the vent. Told her to have at it. No problem. There are three in the store and to help herself. Well, she took that literally.
She and her sister went through the whole place, found a bunch of stuff to buy and came back to the counter in my part of the store. She stands there with her (Ani, be proud because I couldn't help but to pay attention) at least D cups nearly falling out of her deep v neck shirt telling me about how she had battled breast cancer, was on meds, is post menopausal . . .
She then goes to stand on the vent and . . .
. . . wait for it . . .
LIFTS UP HER SHIRT AND KEEPS FLAPPING IT UP AND DOWN TO GET THE AIR CONDITIONED AIR DIRECTLY ON HER SKIN!
Now, I will tell you that she did have a bra on. I will tell you that unlike me, she was not wearing a camisole.
This shirt is flapping up and down in a way that a toddler girl will do in the summer. She's yelling to me past all this flapping saying, "I'm post menopausal! I'm post menopausal." "Um, I don't know that you are post quite as yet."
There was a lot of flesh hanging out there. She kept flipping her shirt so high that I saw her entire midsection and the bottom of her bra. My coworker was given even more of an eyeful-- she could tell me that it was a Harley Davidson branded bra. She said that the lady kept lifting her shirt.
After she got herself off the vent, she decided to pull her shirt up-- again-- and show us the tattoo that she got that matches her daughter's tattoo.
The funny thing is that I don't believe her sister thought there was anything wrong with it.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Not gonna lie, I've hovered over an ac vent with loose gym shorts on.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
"Hey, nice tats!"
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
I'm with empty. Sweaty nuts are a real thing. Drop trousers and cool them off.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
I think the old biker broad sounds like a degenerate. I like her!
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
They had a good buffet there too.
- Christopher McCandless
I used to go hover the large ac vents at the casino to cool off my hot parts. Oh, and the food was good
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Let's get these cannons on canvas!
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Metal - sharp
Glass - breaks
Clay it is!
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
How about clay breasts with pinkish glass nipples?
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Gives a whole new meaning to "Lego" my Eggos! Lol ( yes, I'm aware those are two different products!)
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
On a side note, I have been busy this week but here is a sample mug my brother made for me. I will try and work on this project over the weekend so we can mug sales going.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle