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  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    I have a degenerate story that involves breasts. Anyone interested?
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    deadendp said:

    I have a degenerate story that involves breasts. Anyone interested?

    :dizzy::dizzy::monkey::monkey:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    I can't tell what your response is Empty. . .
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    deadendp said:

    I can't tell what your response is Empty. . .

    Gah gah oooo oooo

    Yes
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    My cat.. Yeah.. He's allergic to cats..
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    edited July 2015
    This lady came into the gallery with her sister. She was walking around talking very loudly on the phone something about how she was having hot flash and she could just shove her face into the AC vent.

    She's off the phone, walking around telling me about how she is having an incredible hot flash and she wished that she could stand on the vent. Told her to have at it. No problem. There are three in the store and to help herself. Well, she took that literally.

    She and her sister went through the whole place, found a bunch of stuff to buy and came back to the counter in my part of the store. She stands there with her (Ani, be proud because I couldn't help but to pay attention) at least D cups nearly falling out of her deep v neck shirt telling me about how she had battled breast cancer, was on meds, is post menopausal . . .

    She then goes to stand on the vent and . . .

    . . . wait for it . . .

    LIFTS UP HER SHIRT AND KEEPS FLAPPING IT UP AND DOWN TO GET THE AIR CONDITIONED AIR DIRECTLY ON HER SKIN!

    Now, I will tell you that she did have a bra on. I will tell you that unlike me, she was not wearing a camisole.

    This shirt is flapping up and down in a way that a toddler girl will do in the summer. She's yelling to me past all this flapping saying, "I'm post menopausal! I'm post menopausal." "Um, I don't know that you are post quite as yet."

    There was a lot of flesh hanging out there. She kept flipping her shirt so high that I saw her entire midsection and the bottom of her bra. My coworker was given even more of an eyeful-- she could tell me that it was a Harley Davidson branded bra. She said that the lady kept lifting her shirt.

    After she got herself off the vent, she decided to pull her shirt up-- again-- and show us the tattoo that she got that matches her daughter's tattoo.

    The funny thing is that I don't believe her sister thought there was anything wrong with it.

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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Oh and I forgot to add about how she told us that she was a reading tutor for the local school district, where she worked, what she did and was giving employment advice to the young coworker working with me.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Nice!

    Not gonna lie, I've hovered over an ac vent with loose gym shorts on.
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    Oh and I forgot to add about how she told us that she was a reading tutor for the local school district, where she worked, what she did and was giving employment advice to the young coworker working with me.

    Wow..
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    But I'm sure that you haven't dropped your shorts in the middle of an art gallery. Well, maybe you have . . .
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    deadendp said:

    But I'm sure that you haven't dropped your shorts in the middle of an art gallery. Well, maybe you have . . .

    Not recently. But I'm getting to the point in life where if something feels good, go for it

    :lol:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    I think that may have been where she was at. Wow. :fearful:
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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    Old biker boobs. YES!!!

    "Hey, nice tats!"
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Hobbes, You nailed that description! :plus_one:
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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Boobs! Awesome story and thank you.

    I'm with empty. Sweaty nuts are a real thing. Drop trousers and cool them off.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • But you said they bought a bunch of stuff, right?
    I think the old biker broad sounds like a degenerate. I like her!
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527

    But you said they bought a bunch of stuff, right?
    I think the old biker broad sounds like a degenerate. I like her!

    He's got a point! Maybe we should invite Biker Boobs to the next Degenerate-a-pollooza Show, she might really like it!
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    I can promise that she'll definitely flash some flesh. Get a little booze in her and my guess is that it will ALL be coming off.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Thats our kind of lady. Please invite her.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I used to live by one of the biggest casinos in the state, they had those floor vents with the A/C blowing up. During the hot summers, I would wear a maxi dress, go to the casino, and stand over them...not quite Marilyn Monroe moment, but it felt nice.
    They had a good buffet there too.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    RKCNDY said:

    I used to live by one of the biggest casinos in the state, they had those floor vents with the A/C blowing up. During the hot summers, I would wear a maxi dress, go to the casino, and stand over them...not quite Marilyn Monroe moment, but it felt nice.
    They had a good buffet there too.

    Let me paraphrase:

    I used to go hover the large ac vents at the casino to cool off my hot parts. Oh, and the food was good
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Maybe we can have the biker lady pose for a local artist at the gallery.

    Let's get these cannons on canvas!
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Perhaps, but we're a fine craft gallery. Perhaps their likeness could be sculpted into clay, wood, metal or glass. ;)
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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Wood - splinters
    Metal - sharp
    Glass - breaks

    Clay it is!
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    I thought art was occasionally supposed to be painful! Come on! Where is your sense of adventure?
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    edited July 2015
    Breasts should be caressed. It would be hard to caress the other mediums

    How about clay breasts with pinkish glass nipples?
    Post edited by Empty Glass on
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    It could be done in fiber. I forgot to add that one. Perhaps a nice, realistic fabric interpretation of the real thing would work for you. Whatever color you want!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    It could be done in fiber. I forgot to add that one. Perhaps a nice, realistic fabric interpretation of the real thing would work for you. Whatever color you want!

    Fuck it!! I vote Legos!!

    Gives a whole new meaning to "Lego" my Eggos! Lol ( yes, I'm aware those are two different products!)
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Legos could work . . .
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    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Art could be dangerous but boobs should be loved and safe for play. No mental scarring from needing stitches after touching and playing. Can you imaging motor boating them and coming away looking like the Joker. No thank you. How about making them with Jello?

    On a side note, I have been busy this week but here is a sample mug my brother made for me. I will try and work on this project over the weekend so we can mug sales going.
    image
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
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