The Idiot Thread

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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    hedonist said:

    This makes my blood boil, not to mention wonder what kind of life these little ones will have.

    "The school teacher already has 13 children, aged 9 to 44, from five other fathers."

    I seriously want to smack this selfish stupid woman.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/quadruplets-born-to-65-year-old-mom-still-in-critical-phase/ar-BBkiuVc?ocid=HPCDHP

    It's too bad everyone in society wasn't legally allowed one or two smacks a month. That way, if you come across an idiot that needs a smack... you could smack them.

    You could warn them first: "Sir, I feel obliged to tell you I am in legal possession of two smacks. It's late in the month and your idiocy is tempting me to use one, if not two, smacks at this moment."

    Some could be more spontaneous: "You, sir, are an idiot." SMACK!

    Right now, more often than not, we mutter or think about the idiot in our head. With this exciting and new strategy, idiots have a legitimate chance to realize they're being an idiot... and good people can smack something other than their forehead when encountering idiocy.
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Thirty, all of this smack-talk takes me to...

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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    hedonist said:

    Thirty, all of this smack-talk takes me to...

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    Hahahaha. Classic!

    Ya see... this is what I'm talking' bout.
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  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    An idiot clan of champions here. In short, a family forces a gay boy to have sex with his mother to 'straighten him out' in what is called corrective rape:

    http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/gay-teenager-forced-to-have-sex-with-his-own-mother-in-corrective-rape-in-india/ar-BBkyZPp

    Geezuz, man. Not only is this backwards, deviant, immoral and corrupt behaviour... the logic is seriously flawed: you would think that if you wished for the chance to turn the sexual preferences of a gay youth towards the opposite sex... you'd do so with a foxy, younger version of the opposite sex instead of, well, mom.

    Just plain idiotic.
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    oftenreading said:

    Today I was coming back from a long bike ride and was just a few minutes from home. The right hand lane was a right turning lane into a little mall so I was in the next lane over when I was stopped at a red light. A guy pulls up in a big truck to my right (in the right turn lane), rolls down his window, and says "you're supposed to be in the fucking right hand lane!". I politely tell him I'm going straight, not turning right, so I'm in the correct lane, to which he replies "You're still supposed to be in the fucking right lane, you idiot!". At that point the light turns green and he floors it and drives right in front of me and into the through lane. Guess he didn't want to turn right either.

    I didn't let that ruin an otherwise fantastic 90 minute ride; it just added a certain frisson to the proceedings.

    And I have my own opinion at to which of us is the idiot. :smile:

    so many idiotic drivers that have a serious hate-on for cyclists. they think all cyclists need to be in the far right lane no matter what. so ignorant of traffic laws.

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Vengeful Citizens Push Over Port-a-Potty as Man Masturbates Inside

    In Portland lives a man who jerks off in a port-a-potty, with the door open, regularly. This morning, a group of homeless people who live near the toilet decided they’d had enough and pushed the port-a-potty over, covering the masturbating exhibitionist with shit.

    KATU reports that the incident took place this morning around 8 a.m., at the Eastbank Esplanade near Portland’s Hawthorne bridge, when the 48-year-old man allegedly entered the bathroom and began to expose himself.

    “[He] was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman told KATU. “Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the port-a-potty and kick it.”

    The port-a-potty tumbled over, trapping the man inside. Portland Fire and Rescue crews rescued him. Responding police declined to arrest him.

    “Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” Portland Police spokesman Willie Halliburton told KATU. “Fortunately for him, he had some clothing he could change into and clean himself up later on. It worked out OK.”

    Glad to hear everything ended happily for the man who regularly masturbates in a port-a-potty with the door open.

    gawker.com/vengeful-citizens-push-over-port-a-potty-as-man-masturb-1709117875
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  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,911
    Fucking gun nuts....

    https://www.yahoo.com/travel/is-it-ok-to-bring-a-loaded-gun-into-an-airport-120692240587.html
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Indifference71 said:

    Fucking gun nuts....

    https://www.yahoo.com/travel/is-it-ok-to-bring-a-loaded-gun-into-an-airport-120692240587.html

    Just a fuckin idiot. Seriously.

    I said it in another thread- the problem with democracy is that guys like that are able to exercise their voices when they should be led around by the nose. This is the problem with the US- way too many fools and they shackle progressive thinking and progress with their dim witted grasp of reality. Aspiring leaders who likely get the bigger picture aren't concerned with doing the right thing as much as they are concerned with placating the befuddled masses and their votes.

    Smart people are reduced to wanting to poke pins in their eyeballs- how frustrating. It would be so much easier and less stressful being a simple fool incapable of heightened awareness: I'm warm... the sun feels nice on me... I'm hungry... burgers taste good for me... I'm bored... Duck Dynasty is fun for me.
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  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    edited June 2015
    http://latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-sarah-palin-duggars-lena-dunham-pedophile-20150604-story.html

    What a surprise! Palin thinks it's okay to be a pedo as long as you are one of her fundie kind! Michael was right. He no longer is the funniest Palin.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,674
    InHiding80 said:

    http://latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-sarah-palin-duggars-lena-dunham-pedophile-20150604-story.html

    What a surprise! Palin thinks it's okay to be a pedo as long as you are one of her fundie kind! Michael was right. He no longer is the funniest Palin.

    This is so ludicrous it gives me a headache. A 7 year old can't be held accountable for doing something like that. These two situation aren't comparable in any way.
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  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,911
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/06/24/scott-walker-to-sign-legislation-expanding-gun-rights-in-wisconsin/

    Absolutely amazing to me that some states are making it EASIER to get a gun. Unbelievable.
  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    Worst part is I feel they know this isn't good idea but pander for votes. Evil.
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  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    All of em
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ88l5ql_FQ
  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478

    Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    dignin said:


    Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack

    They're calling this a tragedy. I'm thinking this has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:


    Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack

    They're calling this a tragedy. I'm thinking this has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
    A tragedy for his family, that he made such an incredibly stupid decision.
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  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    dignin said:


    Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack

    Wow, just wow
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    oftenreading said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:


    Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack

    They're calling this a tragedy. I'm thinking this has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
    A tragedy for his family, that he made such an incredibly stupid decision.
    I know. I realize this is heartbreaking for the survivors and I do feel badly for them.

    From a scientific perspective (and half seriously of course), our species is getting smarter every time something like this occurs. Our warning labels and signs stymie evolution somewhat.

    This thread is full of people that might not have made it until now without society safeguarding them.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sheer idiocy (this can't go well):
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    oftenreading said:

    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

    dignin said:


    Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack

    They're calling this a tragedy. I'm thinking this has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.
    A tragedy for his family, that he made such an incredibly stupid decision.
    I know. I realize this is heartbreaking for the survivors and I do feel badly for them.

    From a scientific perspective (and half seriously of course), our species is getting smarter every time something like this occurs. Our warning labels and signs stymie evolution somewhat.

    This thread is full of people that might not have made it until now without society safeguarding them.
    Although we will never know just how much the mocking weighed into the alligator's decision, it must be said that it won this round.
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