The Idiot Thread

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  • rr165892 said:

    You knew it wouldn't be long before this thread got a bump.This young lady is a filthy human being.Classy.
    http://www.cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/police-investigate-mother-shown-video-throwing-around-newborn-baby-27768.shtml?wap=0&

    Fak. I'm not even going to detail what went through my mind.

    Did you see the other stories linked on the same page? What is wrong with people? Are we really that messed?

    Aside from the 'roommate chopped up other roommate' story which I never bothered reading... I found the 'man guilty of killing ducklings with lawnmower' particularly disturbing- and qualifying the man as a bona fide idiot of the future serial murderer variety.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/05/15/florida-man-ran-over-a-family-of-ducklings-as-a-human-family-watched-in-horror/
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Those almost seem like fake headlines.
  • hedonist said:

    Those almost seem like fake headlines.

    For sure. I thought I had entered the Twilight Zone for half a minute thinking to myself, "What the f**k?"
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Guys,that is my local news.Sick shit right?We get some twisted stories here.
  • rr165892 said:

    Guys,that is my local news.Sick shit right?We get some twisted stories here.

    What a drag.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    rr165892 said:

    Guys,that is my local news.Sick shit right?We get some twisted stories here.

    Yeah I don't know if it's nationwide or just an Ohio thing, but just about every radio station here does occasional stories from the Florida Files. Usually stories of idiot criminals or idiot freaky dealt folks.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    edited July 2015
    rr165892 said:

    Guys,that is my local news.Sick shit right?We get some twisted stories here.

    Yeah I don't know if it's nationwide or just an Ohio thing, but just about every radio station here does occasional stories from the Florida Files. Usually stories of idiot criminals or idiot freaky deaky folks.
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    But our beaches are awesome,We have killer citrus and our woman are smoking hot.So I guess you can't have everything.:))
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147
    rr165892 said:

    But our beaches are awesome,We have killer citrus and our woman are smoking hot.So I guess you can't have everything.:))

    Buccaneers are famous for pillaging and something else ...

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  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Fuckin a Jay,always hitting me where it hurts.You know that shit brings a tear to my eye.
    We(Bucs) have lost more games in the last 2 years then any other team.So thx for twistin the knife pal.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147
    rr165892 said:

    Fuckin a Jay,always hitting me where it hurts.You know that shit brings a tear to my eye.
    We(Bucs) have lost more games in the last 2 years then any other team.So thx for twistin the knife pal.

    Don't worry, you have a new starting QB. A crab stealing QB who may have raped someone, but a QB nonetheless Let us admire some of his handywork in his last start ...

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    :-)
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jason P said:

    rr165892 said:

    Fuckin a Jay,always hitting me where it hurts.You know that shit brings a tear to my eye.
    We(Bucs) have lost more games in the last 2 years then any other team.So thx for twistin the knife pal.

    Don't worry, you have a new starting QB. A crab stealing QB who may have raped someone, but a QB nonetheless Let us admire some of his handywork in his last start ...

    image

    :-)
    I like the official crapping his pants, "Oh shit. Oh shit. Oof."
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147

    Jason P said:

    rr165892 said:

    Fuckin a Jay,always hitting me where it hurts.You know that shit brings a tear to my eye.
    We(Bucs) have lost more games in the last 2 years then any other team.So thx for twistin the knife pal.

    Don't worry, you have a new starting QB. A crab stealing QB who may have raped someone, but a QB nonetheless Let us admire some of his handywork in his last start ...

    image

    :-)
    I like the official crapping his pants, "Oh shit. Oh shit. Oof."
    The Turf Monster shows no mercy.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Wow, the dude literally has one bad game and that makes him a dud?
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147

    Wow, the dude literally has one bad game and that makes him a dud?

    A second year minus -15 TD / plus + 8 INT rate isn't a bad game. It's a season. In the ACC. That play is a microcosm.
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    Party On, Dudes!
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Jason P said:

    Wow, the dude literally has one bad game and that makes him a dud?

    A second year minus -15 TD / plus + 8 INT rate isn't a bad game. It's a season. In the ACC. That play is a microcosm.
    Lost one game in 2 years. Nobody does that. He'll be fine in the nfl.
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited July 2015
    Where to start with haters.First off,the Crab legs thing was taking one for the team as they were usually "Hooked up" by the store employees.(no ncaa sanctions)2nd.Stop with the rape thing.The chick was willing and on top.Just saying.3rd regardless of his Td/int ratio the only one that matters was the "W" which he had in spades.
    Kid will be a stud,he's playing right and will be fine.We will rise from the cellar like a Phoenix spreading its wings,watch out NFC south,here we come!!!!!!

    Jayson,although I hate seeing it,that is a classic clip and funny as shit.well played.perfectly timed as always.
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697

    Jason P said:

    Wow, the dude literally has one bad game and that makes him a dud?

    A second year minus -15 TD / plus + 8 INT rate isn't a bad game. It's a season. In the ACC. That play is a microcosm.
    Lost one game in 2 years. Nobody does that. He'll be fine in the nfl.
    Exactly
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    rr165892 said:

    Where to start with haters.First off,the Crab legs thing was taking one for the team as they were usually "Hooked up" by the store employees.(no ncaa sanctions)2nd.Stop with the rape thing.The chick was willing and on top.Just saying.3rd regardless of his Td/int ratio the only one that matters was the "W" which he had in spades.
    Kid will be a stud,he's playing right and will be fine.We will rise from the cellar like a Phoenix spreading its wings,watch out NFC south,here we come!!!!!!

    Jayson,although I hate seeing it,that is a classic clip and funny as shit.well played.perfectly timed as always.

    Don't get carried away. He'll be fine. Tampa will still suck.
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Scott, I'm thinking of a phrase that rhymes with "Buck Chew"
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,845
    ^^ Duck stew??
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,988
    Chuck threw
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  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Both work
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited July 2015
  • rr165892 said:
    A category 3 idiot.

    We have tons of rattlesnakes in my area. Mountain Biking, they'll weave their way across single tracks every now and then. I remember pounding up a hill about 12 years ago, head down, headphones on, and running directly over a dead one. I didn't know it was dead the moment my front tire ran over it and it came into my view. I nearly shit my trousers. It was a big bugger. We hear them and the last thing we are doing is thinking about selfies. Those things bite you and you pretty much explode.

    Gawd people are stupid.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,988

    rr165892 said:
    A category 3 idiot.

    We have tons of rattlesnakes in my area. Mountain Biking, they'll weave their way across single tracks every now and then. I remember pounding up a hill about 12 years ago, head down, headphones on, and running directly over a dead one. I didn't know it was dead the moment my front tire ran over it and it came into my view. I nearly shit my trousers. It was a big bugger. We hear them and the last thing we are doing is thinking about selfies. Those things bite you and you pretty much explode.

    Gawd people are stupid.
    The real story there, though, is the bill for the treatment. Not just for the idiot who wanted a selfie. Apparently for anyone who gets bitten by a rattlesnake. $150,000 - $500,000?!?!?!? The amount is fucking ludicrous, and the variance in price is also outrageous. The US healthcare system is so fucked up!!
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147
    edited July 2015
    rr165892 said:
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    It nice to live in a state where the only animal that could possibly kill me is a deer that is crashing through my windshield.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,147
    PJ_Soul said:

    rr165892 said:
    A category 3 idiot.

    We have tons of rattlesnakes in my area. Mountain Biking, they'll weave their way across single tracks every now and then. I remember pounding up a hill about 12 years ago, head down, headphones on, and running directly over a dead one. I didn't know it was dead the moment my front tire ran over it and it came into my view. I nearly shit my trousers. It was a big bugger. We hear them and the last thing we are doing is thinking about selfies. Those things bite you and you pretty much explode.

    Gawd people are stupid.
    The real story there, though, is the bill for the treatment. Not just for the idiot who wanted a selfie. Apparently for anyone who gets bitten by a rattlesnake. $150,000 - $500,000?!?!?!? The amount is fucking ludicrous, and the variance in price is also outrageous. The US healthcare system is so fucked up!!
    And his insurance covers a big fat zero. Yey, Obamacare!
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    Party On, Dudes!
  • rr165892rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Jay,you still have the deadliest animal of all to deal with...;.............Mosquitos
  • rr165892 said:

    Jay,you still have the deadliest animal of all to deal with...;.............Mosquitos

    Instead of arguing for banning guns... we should be discussing the idea of banning mosquitoes.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
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