i'm not normally gay enough to say this... but how cute is that wee animal
rarrrr!!!*
*(Rarr is a registered trademarked comment and used by kind permission of Jennytree)
dancing pelican... see now i have to look up and see a dancing pelican :(
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i look fucking stupid enough without having a tea cosy on my head
anyway i thought Irish people were stupid and all that stuff.. turns out they produce fine computer geeks dont they Jenny? the same Jennington who managed to record Chris Cornell from his webcast... i believe you were supposed to tell me how to do it so i could appear all knowledgeable... you have no idea how much pain I will inflict for this IT transgression... :mad:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i look fucking stupid enough without having a tea cosy on my head
anyway i thought Irish people were stupid and all that stuff.. turns out they produce fine computer geeks dont they Jenny? the same Jennington who managed to record Chris Cornell from his webcast... i believe you were supposed to tell me how to do it so i could appear all knowledgeable... you have no idea how much pain I will inflict for this IT transgression... :mad:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
the same Jennington who managed to record Chris Cornell from his webcast... i believe you were supposed to tell me how to do it so i could appear all knowledgeable... you have no idea how much pain I will inflict for this IT transgression... :mad:
Dunky darlin'.. that's why she did it over msn.. so it was private and she didn't expose your ignorance to the world...
Dunky darlin'.. that's why she did it over msn.. so it was private and she didn't expose your ignorance to the world...
ignorance... is that what bum cheeks are called these days. :rolleyes:
you'll be getting a double face slap for that post Rita...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Hey Pippa! Did you listen to the lot yesterday? Still need to work on that thing for you... need to find the right pics! But I'll start on that after I'm done trying to get 25p tickets to Regents Park Open Air Theatre gala night! Yeah.. I'm cheap like that....
Noooo... not the face!!!!!! Yesterday you were talking bumcheek to bumcheek!
well bumcheek to bumcheek is still pretty good for me
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i look fucking stupid enough without having a tea cosy on my head
anyway i thought Irish people were stupid and all that stuff.. turns out they produce fine computer geeks dont they Jenny? the same Jennington who managed to record Chris Cornell from his webcast... i believe you were supposed to tell me how to do it so i could appear all knowledgeable... you have no idea how much pain I will inflict for this IT transgression... :mad:
I went to a silly hat party before and I wore a tea cosy.
I went to a silly hat party before and I wore a tea cosy.
nothing else but a tea cosy
reminds me of a shit but funny joke
A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back... and he was naked as well...
'So what are you supposed to be?' the host asked..
'I'm a snail.' The man replied....
and the host says 'and who is she supposed to be'
and the man says "thats Michelle"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I'm a happy bunny.. got me four 25p tickets to the Regents Park Open Air Theatre Gala Night to see Midsummers Night's Dream.. seen it many times before but one of my favourites... Also, I was told we needed to dress posh because posh and important people were gonna be there, as well as the press! :D
A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back... and he was naked as well...
'So what are you supposed to be?' the host asked..
'I'm a snail.' The man replied....
and the host says 'and who is she supposed to be'
and the man says "thats Michelle"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I've got a pic of me with nothing else but a shower cap... and I wasn't in the shower
you're a dirty milf hooker
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oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I'm a happy bunny.. got me four 25p tickets to the Regents Park Open Air Theatre Gala Night to see Midsummers Night's Dream.. seen it many times before but one of my favourites... Also, I was told we needed to dress posh because posh and important people were gonna be there, as well as the press! :D
Congrats ... sounds amazing ... have a great night hanging with the posh people
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
well bumcheek to bumcheek is still pretty good for me
bumcheekawahwah ?
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
whenever i see your username i'm reminded of Dr. Dre and when he's does this song with Snoop Dog...
and he says
"i'm the D. R. E."
and i actually do that in my head but obviously i use J.R.D.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
another fancy dress party... the theme is 'emotions'...
host opens door to find a naked man with his knob in a bowl of custard.
"what the feck are you supposed to be?"
"oh, i'm fucking dis-custard"
*badum-tish*
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
another fancy dress party... the theme is 'emotions'...
host opens door to find a naked man with his knob in a bowl of custard.
"what the feck are you supposed to be?"
"oh, i'm fucking dis-custard"
*badum-tish*
ok that one was shit
but the custard made me think of another
So, there's this guy walking through the desert suffering from extreme dehydration. After several hours, he sees a market place with three stalls and crawls toward the first. "Water, water…" he pleads. "I'm afraid we only sell custard here." informs the trader. Perplexed, the man staggers on to the second stall and again begs for water. "I'm afraid we only sell double cream here." informs the trader. The man is astonished and barely makes it to the third stall. "Water, just a little water, please…" "I'm afraid we only sell strawberry jelly here." says the stall trader. The thirsty man is utterly exasperated. "How can you have three stalls in the middle of the desert and not one of you sells water?" he asks. "Well," replies the trader, "it is a trifle bazaar "
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
....
"Well," replies the trader, "it is a trifle bazaar "
i actually laughed out loud when i read that
oh the shame....
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
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i'm not normally gay enough to say this... but how cute is that wee animal
rarrrr!!!*
*(Rarr is a registered trademarked comment and used by kind permission of Jennytree)
dancing pelican... see now i have to look up and see a dancing pelican :(
Bet ye wish ye had a meow hat now And yeah, that li'l animal is very cute - I'll let ye away with that one!
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honestly i dont
i look fucking stupid enough without having a tea cosy on my head
anyway i thought Irish people were stupid and all that stuff.. turns out they produce fine computer geeks dont they Jenny? the same Jennington who managed to record Chris Cornell from his webcast... i believe you were supposed to tell me how to do it so i could appear all knowledgeable... you have no idea how much pain I will inflict for this IT transgression... :mad:
Did you already have a thread then?
hahaha... I only did it to annoy ye
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*still thinking of method of pain infliction*
Dunky darlin'.. that's why she did it over msn.. so it was private and she didn't expose your ignorance to the world...
ignorance... is that what bum cheeks are called these days. :rolleyes:
you'll be getting a double face slap for that post Rita...
Noooo... not the face!!!!!! Yesterday you were talking bumcheek to bumcheek!
... and thank you for BOTH my birthday threads
well bumcheek to bumcheek is still pretty good for me
Good morning everyone
i have my view set to 40 post per page, not 10, so i am up to page 706 on this thread
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
nothing else but a tea cosy
reminds me of a shit but funny joke
A man went to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a naked girl on his back... and he was naked as well...
'So what are you supposed to be?' the host asked..
'I'm a snail.' The man replied....
and the host says 'and who is she supposed to be'
and the man says "thats Michelle"
GET OFF THE STAAAAGE!
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SMELL YER MA!
told you it was shit
you're a dirty milf hooker
This forum requires that you wait 50 seconds between posts mr. genius boy. Please try again when the forum is quick enough to acknowledge your rapid posting skills.
Congrats ... sounds amazing ... have a great night hanging with the posh people
yep...
bumcheekawahwah ?
whenever i see your username i'm reminded of Dr. Dre and when he's does this song with Snoop Dog...
and he says
"i'm the D. R. E."
and i actually do that in my head but obviously i use J.R.D.
another fancy dress party... the theme is 'emotions'...
host opens door to find a naked man with his knob in a bowl of custard.
"what the feck are you supposed to be?"
"oh, i'm fucking dis-custard"
*badum-tish*
ok that one was shit
but the custard made me think of another
So, there's this guy walking through the desert suffering from extreme dehydration. After several hours, he sees a market place with three stalls and crawls toward the first. "Water, water…" he pleads. "I'm afraid we only sell custard here." informs the trader. Perplexed, the man staggers on to the second stall and again begs for water. "I'm afraid we only sell double cream here." informs the trader. The man is astonished and barely makes it to the third stall. "Water, just a little water, please…" "I'm afraid we only sell strawberry jelly here." says the stall trader. The thirsty man is utterly exasperated. "How can you have three stalls in the middle of the desert and not one of you sells water?" he asks. "Well," replies the trader, "it is a trifle bazaar "
it's supposed to be!
i actually laughed out loud when i read that
oh the shame....
The Next Episode I do believe
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