Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
cool name
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
cool name
I loved the Fortean Times Book of strange deaths. A classic!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I loved the Fortean Times Book of strange deaths. A classic!
man with chicken .... remember that one
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I loved the chapter entitled ' Second time around'. Hilarious!
A Brazilian man's boat capsized in a storm and he almost drowned, but just made it to the shore. When he climbed up the river bank he disturbed a bees nest and was stung to death.
haha... me and my shiny boy both got lip piercings so no... no tongues and no, no Helen there either!
i didnt think you'd be with Helen... i know you have a semblance of class she's on holiday so i can slag her off cant I?
and what the fuck is a shiny boy??? metal dildo??? a vaseline addict???
i've never heard that phrase before!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
thats a shit answer.. i wanted something filthy :mad:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
you always want something filthy! I could go into more details... but there's just some things only I should know
fair enough The Tree... you are young and i am but merely an old perv... theres some things only i should know as well... but try telling the police that!!!!! bastards
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
morning
my car broke today :( it will be fixed later. i hate cars.
Al well it means i was thinking the snake at school needs repainting, i was hungry cos didnt have dinner last night, needing to chat to annie about art stuff and ........ and ........... ummmm .....oh yeah well u & I were talking tatto pics so maybe thats why u showed up ! hahahahaha
not sure about your mum tho. **scratches head**
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
morning
my car broke today :( it will be fixed later. i hate cars.
Al well it means i was thinking the snake at school needs repainting, i was hungry cos didnt have dinner last night, needing to chat to annie about art stuff and ........ and ........... ummmm .....oh yeah well u & I were talking tatto pics so maybe thats why u showed up ! hahahahaha
not sure about your mum tho. **scratches head**
what the fuck are you on about
i thought i was a weirdo :rolleyes:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
hahahahahahahahahaha
soory I sent the old bugger a txt this am to say , I dreamed about him last night :eek: , help me Dunk , does it mean the end ??????
I dreamed i was painting snakes on the playground with my friend Annie (there is a number snake on our kids playground but its very woren now) and Al (at leat Annie has kids at school to) we stopped for a brake and Al took us to his mum's house for dinner baked potato's with cheese and a pint of guiness !!! then Al and I went out for a drink to a really odd internet cafe/gym lots of beefy guys around , hahahaha then Al was saying the only reason he started going there was beacuse of something i had said to him........ thats all i remember !!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
hahahahahahahahahaha
soory I sent the old bugger a txt this am to say , I dreamed about him last night :eek: , help me Dunk , does it mean the end ??????
I dreamed i was painting snakes on the playground with my friend Annie (there is a number snake on our kids playground but its very woren now) and Al (at leat Annie has kids at school to) we stopped for a brake and Al took us to his mum's house for dinner baked potato's with cheese and a pint of guiness !!! then Al and I went out for a drink to a really odd internet cafe/gym lots of beefy guys around , hahahaha then Al was saying the only reason he started going there was beacuse of something i had said to him........ thats all i remember !!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
soory I sent the old bugger a txt this am to say , I dreamed about him last night :eek: , help me Dunk , does it mean the end ??????!
it means the end of your sex life... its been clinically proven that women dreaming of Al are prone to their fluffy bits sealing over... just like that big rock which sealed in Jesus in his cave on that big hill after he'd been deaded on a big wooden thingy!!!
sealed over i tell thee
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
This place just keeps getting weirder and weirder... :eek:
Incidentally, just how do they know that the eagle thought his head was a stone ? I mean, it could have just dropped the tortoise by mistake...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
it means the end of your sex life... its been clinically proven that women dreaming of Al are prone to their fluffy bits sealing over... just like that big rock which sealed in Jesus in his cave on that big hill after he'd been deaded on a big wooden thingy!!!
sealed over i tell thee
I'm pagan does that mean I'll be ok ?
jrd WTF ???????????????????????????????????
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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i'll read all those Jennifersaurus
but the last one caught my eye straight away!!
Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Nintendo Wii in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
cool name
I loved the Fortean Times Book of strange deaths. A classic!
How come?
which is how a South Korean virgin speaks
man with chicken .... remember that one
I've had a long day. Therefore I am at the mercy of Jennyferacuses two way boob fest bonanza.
Listened to Dublin and Astoria in Brussels...
Hi Byrnzie, hi all!
I loved the chapter entitled ' Second time around'. Hilarious!
A Brazilian man's boat capsized in a storm and he almost drowned, but just made it to the shore. When he climbed up the river bank he disturbed a bees nest and was stung to death.
Annyeoung heseyo!
haha... me and my shiny boy both got lip piercings so no... no tongues and no, no Helen there either!
Morning Red!
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
When did you and boy get new piercings Jenny?
i didnt think you'd be with Helen... i know you have a semblance of class she's on holiday so i can slag her off cant I?
and what the fuck is a shiny boy??? metal dildo??? a vaseline addict???
i've never heard that phrase before!!
Indeed it is Mrs Rock.
We got them on Monday afternoon... he wanted to get his done and I felt bad for him so I got mine done too - at least the two of us are in pain now!
And Dunk... never you mind what my shiny boy is
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
Blame Dave Rabbit for that! I am merely a humble messenger! :cool:
thats a shit answer.. i wanted something filthy :mad:
you always want something filthy! I could go into more details... but there's just some things only I should know
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
fair enough The Tree... you are young and i am but merely an old perv... theres some things only i should know as well... but try telling the police that!!!!! bastards
The car didn't arrive yesterday, maybe today :rolleyes: just as well as I've no money to pay for it
my car broke today :( it will be fixed later. i hate cars.
Al well it means i was thinking the snake at school needs repainting, i was hungry cos didnt have dinner last night, needing to chat to annie about art stuff and ........ and ........... ummmm .....oh yeah well u & I were talking tatto pics so maybe thats why u showed up ! hahahahaha
not sure about your mum tho. **scratches head**
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
what the fuck are you on about
i thought i was a weirdo :rolleyes:
Oh V you getting a tattoo? ... what ya gonna get?
I wish I could be on msn during the day :(
You are....too easy
V we'll get into it on msn
hahahahahahahahahaha
soory I sent the old bugger a txt this am to say , I dreamed about him last night :eek: , help me Dunk , does it mean the end ??????
I dreamed i was painting snakes on the playground with my friend Annie (there is a number snake on our kids playground but its very woren now) and Al (at leat Annie has kids at school to) we stopped for a brake and Al took us to his mum's house for dinner baked potato's with cheese and a pint of guiness !!! then Al and I went out for a drink to a really odd internet cafe/gym lots of beefy guys around , hahahaha then Al was saying the only reason he started going there was beacuse of something i had said to him........ thats all i remember !!!!
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
:eek:
it means the end of your sex life... its been clinically proven that women dreaming of Al are prone to their fluffy bits sealing over... just like that big rock which sealed in Jesus in his cave on that big hill after he'd been deaded on a big wooden thingy!!!
sealed over i tell thee
Incidentally, just how do they know that the eagle thought his head was a stone ? I mean, it could have just dropped the tortoise by mistake...
I'm pagan does that mean I'll be ok ?
jrd WTF ???????????????????????????????????
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
"The Greek playwright Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone."
first of the weird deaths from The Tree's recent posting...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
yeah... anal will be fine