oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
now fecking behave yourselves for an hour... i'm off to eat tomato soup
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
hmm. something tells me you've said something quite similar to that before. :eek:
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Is that what you call 'making yourself proud' now? An hour of it? Mind the chaffing...
he's been gone more than an hour now.... he'll be cross-eyed and blind by June at this rate...
:eek:
i believe that in Polish the euphemism is to "feed the ducks"... and to throw up is to "free the peacock"...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
i believe that in Polish the euphemism is to "feed the ducks"... and to throw up is to "free the peacock"...
i believe that, in Scottish, you talk a "pile of shite"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
that is very, very true... but at least it's better than being a pile of shite
or Scottish
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
ooOOoo.. V, Tom and I had a discussion along those lines yesterday (but not about you.....)... we came up with great stuff!!!!!!
OOoooooOOOO i'm intreaged now ! will badger ! him for info
boobie talk was good i draw lil cut out figers to demonstraight with
BYRNZIE :eek::eek::eek:
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit all you need is passport (visa documents etc.), music, address book !!! and ............. ummmm ............ shoes just in case they dont sell your size out there the rest you can buy when u get there
p.s emmi/red sorry mum on phone and printing no parking signs for huby whos about to pick em up !
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Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
that is very, very true... but at least it's better than being a pile of shite
or Scottish
says the guy who can speak Klingon!! :rolleyes:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
how posh is Jenny... she did the proper french e!!!!!
probably typed it with her pinky finger poking out at a 47 degree angle
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I never said I could speak Klingon! You Wan'ker...
How do you do a fancy e then...?
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
haha... ít réálly ís qúíté éásy... am I overdoing it??
What about the other accents? I need to know.. every time I type in french on msn or yahoo or whatever, I can never do the accents!!!!! Jaymac told me how, but I forgot..... :(
V... Does Mr. V. think he can just put No Parking signs anywhere and get away with it? It's against the law!!!!! Well.. maybe not against the law but won't mean anything!
that's just... an incredible waste of time... and peoples' lives... and skin.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
it's definition #6 that has me a-wonderin'... pyrex... can you put it in the oven ? and why would you want to ?
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
that is, of course, also the oldest joke known to mankind... what's the connection between Captain Kirk and a piece of toilet paper... etc etc etc
i'm not saying your jokes are old but...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
...and don't think you're going to get me to waste the next few hours wading through the Klingon dictionary trying to figure out what you just called me there.... oh no. not a chance of me doing that. no sirreeeeeee....
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
...and don't think you're going to get me to waste the next few hours wading through the Klingon dictionary trying to figure out what you just called me there.... oh no. not a chance of me doing that. no sirreeeeeee....
I wouldn't dream of it... though wouldn't you like to know... I know you do... way down deep... this is killing you... :D:D:D
that is, of course, also the oldest joke known to mankind... what's the connection between Captain Kirk and a piece of toilet paper... etc etc etc
i'm not saying your jokes are old but...
you even have encyclopedic knowledge on klingon jokes and their history... do you have star trek pyjamas as well... bet you call your toilet a "tele-transporter"... bet you get big hairy men from glasgow to dress up and then you bend over and shout "fill me up, scotty"
at least i have 'jokes'
although none of them are on this post it would seem
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
you even have encyclopedic knowledge on klingon jokes and their history... do you have star trek pyjamas as well... bet you call your toilet a "tele-transporter"... bet you get big hairy men from glasgow to dress up and then you bend over and shout "fill me up, scotty"
at least i have 'jokes'
although none of them are on this post it would seem
Hab SoSlI' Quch!
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I just couldn't stop myself!!!!! Curse you and your fiendish Klingon plot, red... )
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
*harrrrumph*
it's actually the "transpoo-ter room"
at least i have 'jokes'
that'll be your 'friends' then will it ?
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
no (he replied sniffily) i would NOT like to waste 500K on a flat decked out in a spaceship theme. :mad:
i want a real one with guns and lasers and transporters and a crew of nubile 18-year-old Scandanavian nymphettes and....and.... oh no... i've made a mess on the keyboard again :(
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
no (he replied sniffily) i would NOT like to waste 500K on a flat decked out in a spaceship theme. :mad:
i want a real one with guns and lasers and transporters and a crew of nubile 18-year-old Scandanavian nymphettes and....and.... oh no... i've made a mess on the keyboard again :(
You should know by now that you need to lay off the tomato soup near your computer.....
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mmmmm boys.... **slaps herself around the head and goes to have a cold shower**
boys plural.. dirty hooker!!!
haha... i know you're proud of me
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SMELL YER MA!
oh you've made me *proud* quite a few times
now fecking behave yourselves for an hour... i'm off to eat tomato soup
Is that what you call 'making yourself proud' now? An hour of it? Mind the chaffing...
hmm. something tells me you've said something quite similar to that before. :eek:
he's been gone more than an hour now.... he'll be cross-eyed and blind by June at this rate...
:eek:
i believe that in Polish the euphemism is to "feed the ducks"... and to throw up is to "free the peacock"...
i believe that, in Scottish, you talk a "pile of shite"
or Scottish
haha... touché!
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SMELL YER MA!
OOoooooOOOO i'm intreaged now ! will badger ! him for info
boobie talk was good i draw lil cut out figers to demonstraight with
BYRNZIE :eek::eek::eek:
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit all you need is passport (visa documents etc.), music, address book !!! and ............. ummmm ............ shoes just in case they dont sell your size out there the rest you can buy when u get there
p.s emmi/red sorry mum on phone and printing no parking signs for huby whos about to pick em up !
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
says the guy who can speak Klingon!! :rolleyes:
how posh is Jenny... she did the proper french e!!!!!
probably typed it with her pinky finger poking out at a 47 degree angle
I never said I could speak Klingon! You Wan'ker...
How do you do a fancy e then...?
haha... ít réálly ís qúíté éásy... am I overdoing it??
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
V... Does Mr. V. think he can just put No Parking signs anywhere and get away with it? It's against the law!!!!! Well.. maybe not against the law but won't mean anything!
Then maybe you should try this... http://www.kli.org/
:eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!
that's just... an incredible waste of time... and peoples' lives... and skin.
sorry i meant you are a clingon
yIDoghQo' - bIjatlh 'e' yImev
it's definition #6 that has me a-wonderin'... pyrex... can you put it in the oven ? and why would you want to ?
that is, of course, also the oldest joke known to mankind... what's the connection between Captain Kirk and a piece of toilet paper... etc etc etc
i'm not saying your jokes are old but...
...and don't think you're going to get me to waste the next few hours wading through the Klingon dictionary trying to figure out what you just called me there.... oh no. not a chance of me doing that. no sirreeeeeee....
I wouldn't dream of it... though wouldn't you like to know... I know you do... way down deep... this is killing you...
you even have encyclopedic knowledge on klingon jokes and their history... do you have star trek pyjamas as well... bet you call your toilet a "tele-transporter"... bet you get big hairy men from glasgow to dress up and then you bend over and shout "fill me up, scotty"
at least i have 'jokes'
although none of them are on this post it would seem
Hab SoSlI' Quch!
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I just couldn't stop myself!!!!! Curse you and your fiendish Klingon plot, red...
*harrrrumph*
it's actually the "transpoo-ter room"
that'll be your 'friends' then will it ?
Mwaaaahhahahahaha...... Maybe you would be interested in this.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110614,00.html
no (he replied sniffily) i would NOT like to waste 500K on a flat decked out in a spaceship theme. :mad:
i want a real one with guns and lasers and transporters and a crew of nubile 18-year-old Scandanavian nymphettes and....and.... oh no... i've made a mess on the keyboard again :(
You should know by now that you need to lay off the tomato soup near your computer.....