Dublin crew!!!

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

A sausage sheath!!!!!!!! isn't that code for a condom?!!! dunk what on earth are you doing eating condoms? or are they fruit flavoured too?!

thats what i must have looked like.... a 10 year old eating a condom.. :(

Gary glitter better not be reading this

UKDave

dunkman1974 wrote:

thats what i must have looked like.... a 10 year old eating a condom.. :(

Gary glitter better not be reading this

Is he a PJ fan.......?! :(

Byrnzie

Heineken Helen wrote:

LMAO... and it's all coming from men

I eat around the edge of anything chocolatey with fillings - twix, maltesers, oh my favourite to do that with is moro - it takes me HOURS to eat one of those. Eat the chocolate and toffee around the edge first and leave the nuts til last . Haven't had one of those in years mmmmm...

So you work your way around the edge and leave the nuts till last?? Good girl!!

Keithos

Heineken Helen wrote:

I heard once that celery is the only food with negative calories - that you actually use more calories eating it that it has...

I hate it when then put a stick of celery in my bloody mary!

Byrnzie

Keithos wrote:

I hate it when then put a stick of celery in my bloody mary!

Who's Mary? And who's they?

Byrnzie

Keithos wrote:

I hate it when then put a stick of celery in my bloody mary!

Who's Mary? And who's they? And, does anyone take pictures?

Byrnzie

Keithos wrote:

I hate it when then put a stick of celery in my bloody mary!

Who's Mary? And who's they? And, does anyone take pictures?

Is this site fooooked today??

Heineken Helen

Byrnzie wrote:

So you work your way around the edge and leave the nuts till last?? Good girl!!

Lol, yeh I actually just realised that after I posted it :rolleyes: and the site's just a BIT too slow to change it

Such DIRTY minds

Keithos

Byrnzie wrote:

Who's Mary? And who's they? And, does anyone take pictures?

She's very crazy...

UKDave

Byrnzie wrote:

So you work your way around the edge and leave the nuts till last?? Good girl!!

Nice technique H!!

UKDave

Keithos wrote:

She's very crazy...

Not Mary Anne with the shaky hands?

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

Nice technique H!!

fucking hell, yas don't miss a thing, do yas?

UKDave

Heineken Helen wrote:

fucking hell, yas don't miss a thing, do yas?

Not when the site's actually working or phone's not ringing or, or....

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

Not when the site's actually working or phone's not ringing or, or....

Lol, where have all the women disappeared to???

redrock

Byrnzie wrote:

Is this site fooooked today??

Too much crap being spoken today - can't take it no more!

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

Is he a PJ fan.......?! :(

no i think he preferred Duncan wait thats my name :eek:

watch us wreck the mike
watch us wreck the mike

PHYSCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any excuse for the lyrics to come out yet again :cool:

Heineken Helen

redrock wrote:

Too much crap being spoken today - can't take it no more!

Well I tried to get all serious about where we're drinking and stuff and then... Dave brings up celery :rolleyes:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, where have all the women disappeared to???

probably in the toilets with a Twix... two fingers you see


ahhhhh this thread has at last reached a level of depravity i'm confortable with

redrock

Heineken Helen wrote:

Well I tried to get all serious about where we're drinking and stuff and then... Dave brings up celery :rolleyes:

He did... and look where it got us to!

UKDave

redrock wrote:

Too much crap being spoken today - can't take it no more!

Nah... it's all the Americans talking about the new album... they only got it today

redrock

dunkman1974 wrote:

probably in the toilets with a Twix... two fingers you see


ahhhhh this thread has at last reached a level of depravity i'm confortable with

And it's not even after the 9pm watershed!

UKDave

Heineken Helen wrote:

Well I tried to get all serious about where we're drinking and stuff and then... Dave brings up celery :rolleyes:

Yeah... and I would "bring up" celery if any $^$%er tried to feed me it.....!!

UKDave

dunkman1974 wrote:

probably in the toilets with a Twix... two fingers you see


ahhhhh this thread has at last reached a level of depravity i'm confortable with

Melted chocolate..

redrock

UKDave wrote:

Nah... it's all the Americans talking about the new album... they only got it today

He he.... rub it in!

chime

dunkman1974 wrote:

probably in the toilets with a Twix... two fingers you see


ahhhhh this thread has at last reached a level of depravity i'm confortable with

Think you'll find the thread didn't reach this level ... more that you brought it to this level :eek:

UKDave

redrock wrote:

He he.... rub it in!

The melted chocolate?!!!! oh go on then........

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

Think you'll find the thread didn't reach this level ... more that you brought it to this level :eek:

Lol, ya think? It's just getting worse too .

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

Melted chocolate..

hee hee .... they'll come back from the toilets looking like a photo negative of Al Jolson

that reminds me of a song

a finger a fudge is just enough to give the girls a treat.. a finger a fudge is ....


anyone remember that??? from early 80's Fudge adverts... i love a fudge i do .... mmmmmm

UKDave

dunkman1974 wrote:

no i think he preferred Duncan wait thats my name :eek:

watch us wreck the mike
watch us wreck the mike

PHYSCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

any excuse for the lyrics to come out yet again :cool:

Maybe you could send him a photo of you eating skinned sausages... might help him through his current predicament....

V V

UKDave wrote:

The melted chocolate?!!!! oh go on then........

oooOOOoooo errrrrrrrrrrr Mrs. !!!!