chad's opinion thread

shortstack

ever hear of the triangle of death?

oysterjar

shortstack said:

ever hear of the triangle of death?

Is that when you have two wives?

dankind

oysterjar said:

shortstack said:

ever hear of the triangle of death?

Is that when you have two wives?

He'll be here all week, folks.

shortstack

har.

shortstack

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chadwick

JonnyPistachio said:

Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?

why would you remove hair from your body? fuck that, dude! your head is a manly head, yes? grow a fucking head of hair & before long it is a bush with zero trimming needed. simple shit for us guys. you can cut your finger & toe nails with a knife, sword, axe, teeth or use a fancy little finger/toe nail trimming tool i guess, shit

im 41 yrs old & for the first time in my life i just got a nail trimmer a couple yrs ago. i used my teeth to get a rip started & ripped the bastards off & out came the blood... or i used a varity of knives, some small some rather large.

i'll be at the grocery store or at the pool & a young lady will come up to me & say, "geewhiz mr. those are some pretty badass ear & nose hairs, may i touch them & your incredibly barbaric beard?"

yeah sure, lady, whatever

chadwick

dankind said:

where does that go? chicks these days have a lot of fun

rollings

JonnyPistachio said:

Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?

It's true Jonny. The triangle of DEATH. If you get an infection in the area that is the triangle formed by your two ears and the dot in the middle of your forehead, if you have such a dot, then that infection goes straight to your BRAIN, JONNY.

so if you get a little infection from an innocent pulled hair follicle, it goes to your BRAIN and you DIE.

put the toilet tree up your nose, Jonny. you'll be glad you did.

dankind

chadwick said:

dankind said:

where does that go? chicks these days have a lot of fun

chadwick

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

JonnyPistachio said:

Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?

Further to this... two items:

1. Why do the hairs that grow on the medial portion of my inner nose promote infinitely greater tears than the ones on the lateral portion?

2. Why am I so motivated to pull nose hairs while I drive?

it hurts pretty good gettin smacked upside the nose. bloody mess
had a dude break my nose one night while i was on top of him (me, too drunk to stand, walk or fight upright, therefore to the ground we go) throttling the life out of his dumb ass neck & balls. you could feel this throat closing around my hand & his whatnots? ouch! yeah he attacked my pal & then me. he tackled me off the back of a motorcycle for no reason at all. that was nice, he wants to fight. i am grateful he smacked me, i got up & we went out seperate ways. he was approaching being throttled to death. bam... smashed nose, blood everywhere. the next night we wrecked (on the motorcycle drinking whiskey going thru alleys in town) slid on my back across gravel. next morning my ouzing back was stuck to my sheets. great weekend, probably not.

your rearviewmirror gives you pretty good views of up your nose. nice up there?



http://mikkeller.dk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/viking.jpg

these fuckers here aren't too worried about nose & ear hairs

http://w160842-freya.php5.dittdomene.no/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/That-which....jpg

chadwick

shortstack said:

ever hear of the triangle of death?

http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/facing-triangle-death
grooming like a wildman? this triangle of death or the triangle of death in iraq?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_of_Death_(Iraq)

i'll be damned. looks like italy has a deadly triangle too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_of_death_(Italy)
higher death rates the normal of cancer thought to be caused by pollution, illegal waste disposal

F Me In The Brain

rollings said:

JonnyPistachio said:

Chadwick, why in God's green earth do my eyes water like hell when I pull out one little nose hair?

It's true Jonny. The triangle of DEATH. If you get an infection in the area that is the triangle formed by your two ears and the dot in the middle of your forehead, if you have such a dot, then that infection goes straight to your BRAIN, JONNY.

so if you get a little infection from an innocent pulled hair follicle, it goes to your BRAIN and you DIE.

put the toilet tree up your nose, Jonny. you'll be glad you did.

Well I was amused and learned something at the same time. I also stubbornly pull out the overlong nose hairs and it hurts a fuck of a lot more than it should. Just a stupid little hair!
I googled the triangle of death and it lead to a number of areas....but medically it referenced that Dr Oz (who my mother in law worships) and a website where they describe some of those risks. Too funny. Guess I will let the fuckers grow until I can cut them with the fancy little scissors my wife has in her drawer in the bathroom.

doctoroz.com/videos/facing-triangle-death

chadwick

what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore

Thirty Bills Unpaid

chadwick said:

what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore

I can recall a few moments where I though there was a speck of dirt on my chin. As I tried to wipe them off, I realized these were not specks of dirt. Instead, they were mutant whiskers as thick as pencil erasers (slight exaggeration).

Only a couple of times and never again. Why no more mutant whiskers, Chad?

chadwick

http://youtu.be/q6_QMII9wJ8
dick vitale & march madness
fuck the hell off

dick is... yeah

oysterjar

chadwick said:

what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore

The ones that grow like redwoods in 4 days? I pull them out just to bask in how gloriously wide they are. You could sew your armor back together with those things.

JonnyPistachio

haha chadwick, I agree, a woolly beast is best. I feel a little less masculine for asking about how such a tiny thing causes such a strange reaction, but it certainly is weird. Its just that sometimes you get that fucking wacky freakishly long nose hair that tickles and needs to go. But I wont put that majic robot dildo in my schnoz, thats for sure.

Rollings, I hope my brain doesnt implode from nose hairs. That would be a terribly embarrassing way to go.

chadwick

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

chadwick said:

what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore

I can recall a few moments where I though there was a speck of dirt on my chin. As I tried to wipe them off, I realized these were not specks of dirt. Instead, they were mutant whiskers as thick as pencil erasers (slight exaggeration).

Only a couple of times and never again. Why no more mutant whiskers, Chad?

oh they're there i think... maybe... not quite sure
i quit checking & my curly hairy head covers a lot of my face
good to go

you have some pretty massive whiskers. impressive

chadwick

yes you can indeed sew armor back together with a smaller than average collection of bulky ass eyebrows or bulky ass whiskers. they are quite gloriously wide that is true

john p.
do not feel less masculine. if i remember correctly you invented sea kayaking, bands in florida & the bikini for the ladies of the swamps to prance around in.

look up 'skunk ape'. ever heard of such a thing?

Thirty Bills Unpaid

chadwick said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

chadwick said:

what used to grind my gears are those single massive extra darker than average eyebrows. fuck em, i couldn't give two shits anymore

I can recall a few moments where I though there was a speck of dirt on my chin. As I tried to wipe them off, I realized these were not specks of dirt. Instead, they were mutant whiskers as thick as pencil erasers (slight exaggeration).

Only a couple of times and never again. Why no more mutant whiskers, Chad?

oh they're there i think... maybe... not quite sure
i quit checking & my curly hairy head covers a lot of my face
good to go

you have some pretty massive whiskers. impressive

Yah. If I've got anything to be proud about aside from my kids... it would be my massive whiskers.