The "Grinds My Gears" thread...
gimmesometruth27
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you know what really grinds my gears?
biting into a piece of thin crust, "st louis style" pizza and not only does it burn the roof of my mouth to the point of blistering, but it also burns my tongue, and the inside of one of my cheeks. i haven't been able to taste anything for 3 days. unfortunately that is the only kind of pizza that is readily available in this god forsaken town. i mean, it is not really pizza is it? it is pretty much cheese and pepperoni on a crispy cracker.
what grinds your gears?
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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Sand.
Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
The worst part of this scenario is the fact that you can't stop eating it even though the sauce feels like molten lava. Chewing and blowing out hot air at the same time!
bearings take a real beating in sand
ask off road dirt bike riders who play around in sand
you know what really grinds my gears?
i'll have to think about this for a moment
be back in a bit
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
nothing like accidently touching the burnt, blistered roof of your mouth with a slightly less torched tongue though...
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
i mean come on though, the crust is a cracker. there is not enough mass there to continue to hold that kind of heat for more than a minute or two...
st louis style pizza is the scrawny 90 lb nerd of the pizza world...
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
After heating a hot pizza, I can literally take my thumb and pull off the loose skin shards hanging from the top of my mouth.
The suggestion was made to wait, but my hunger and instincts take over: I feel compelled to dive in lest I miss out on a piece.
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
being teased by fake toys like this one...
:x
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
just ship me the heated remainder
allow 1-2 hours delivery
i like:
italian sausage, b. olives, mushrooms
or
pepperoni - thin crust ... one of the best pizzas ever built
what grinds my gears:
breaking ice scrapers
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
That used to tick me off a little.
Thinking back... I made some terrible models in my time.
nothing worse than that "FML"moment when you have a half windshield left to scrape and you break the scraper :fp:
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
i really desire a very durable ice scraper. what gives? it is a common fact that i am a bit hard on things.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
i remember the first "glue together" model i ever put together as a kid. i was like 7. it was a p-47 thunderbolt that my dad bought me at an airshow. i had no idea how fast the glue comes out of the tube. i nearly stuck my fingers together. and i got a lot of glue dried all over the wings and fuselage. it was probably the most jank ass p-47 ever built ..
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
quick
grab the fire
melt ice & snow from glass
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
quick, speaking of grinding gears
if i'm ever in st. louis
& it is winter time
& we are having a winter storm
& if i use fire to melt the ice & snow from the glass on my car
& if i get injured
im going to your hospital or clinic where you work
goodnight
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
….And for the "sand" comment….I'm guessing you have a vagina?
I've been using a jewel case from one of my cds. My ice scraper went missing and I keep forgetting to buy another one.
I bought a remote starter for my vehicle- can't stand sitting in my car and waiting 5 minutes for it to get warm anymore. I got a 'good one' too. First day, bragging my ass off about it, I used the old remote... waited about 5 minutes in my office... and went out to my car to find it never started.
Fuks sakes.
Turns out the range isn't 3000 feet. It's 30 feet. And when it does start... the doors are unlocked.
Taking the vehicle back tomorrow for reconfiguring.
No shit. It's not like I travel a ton, but my luggage has been lost on three separate occasions.
Luggage belt goes round and round until everybody's gone. Then... standing there like a moron looking at the empty belt... I go to the bowels of the airport to report lost luggage. They're really helpful there :roll: .
The last time it happened, the 'Griswolds' (wife, two children, and myself) went to Disneyland in our travelling gear- not having our suitcases. Massive blister between my big toe and second toe from flip flops served as a constant reminder of the gear we arrived without.
have a good night.
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
i thought new york style pizza was closer to what i would consider pizza. at the end of the day, all of it is pretty good though.
yeah my town does grind my gears, pretty bad actually, but it has its cool moments too.
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
No shit.
I paid for 3000 feet and got 30. Kind of like I asked for a 13 and they gave me 31!
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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This sounds pretty fun for sure.
Throw in a shitty ice scraper and you are fooked.
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."