The "Grinds My Gears" thread...

gimmesometruth27
gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
edited January 2014 in All Encompassing Trip
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you know what really grinds my gears?

biting into a piece of thin crust, "st louis style" pizza and not only does it burn the roof of my mouth to the point of blistering, but it also burns my tongue, and the inside of one of my cheeks. i haven't been able to taste anything for 3 days. unfortunately that is the only kind of pizza that is readily available in this god forsaken town. i mean, it is not really pizza is it? it is pretty much cheese and pepperoni on a crispy cracker.

what grinds your gears?
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    You know what really grinds my gears?

    Sand.
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    grinds-my-gears1.jpg?w=307&h=231

    you know what really grinds my gears?

    biting into a piece of thin crust, "st louis style" pizza and not only does it burn the roof of my mouth to the point of blistering, but it also burns my tongue, and the inside of one of my cheeks. i haven't been able to taste anything for 3 days. unfortunately that is the only kind of pizza that is readily available in this god forsaken town. i mean, it is not really pizza is it? it is pretty much cheese and pepperoni on a crispy cracker.

    what grinds your gears?
    :lol:

    The worst part of this scenario is the fact that you can't stop eating it even though the sauce feels like molten lava. Chewing and blowing out hot air at the same time!
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    BinFrog wrote:
    You know what really grinds my gears?

    Sand.
    and your bearings
    bearings take a real beating in sand
    ask off road dirt bike riders who play around in sand

    you know what really grinds my gears?
    i'll have to think about this for a moment
    be back in a bit
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    grinds-my-gears1.jpg?w=307&h=231

    you know what really grinds my gears?

    biting into a piece of thin crust, "st louis style" pizza and not only does it burn the roof of my mouth to the point of blistering, but it also burns my tongue, and the inside of one of my cheeks. i haven't been able to taste anything for 3 days. unfortunately that is the only kind of pizza that is readily available in this god forsaken town. i mean, it is not really pizza is it? it is pretty much cheese and pepperoni on a crispy cracker.

    what grinds your gears?
    :lol:

    The worst part of this scenario is the fact that you can't stop eating it even though the sauce feels like molten lava. Chewing and blowing out hot air at the same time!
    exactly!! molton lava is the perfect description. it is just sooo good though... the worst part is i never, ever learn. i will probably order one later this week.. :fp:

    nothing like accidently touching the burnt, blistered roof of your mouth with a slightly less torched tongue though...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    grinds-my-gears1.jpg?w=307&h=231

    you know what really grinds my gears?

    biting into a piece of thin crust, "st louis style" pizza and not only does it burn the roof of my mouth to the point of blistering, but it also burns my tongue, and the inside of one of my cheeks. i haven't been able to taste anything for 3 days. unfortunately that is the only kind of pizza that is readily available in this god forsaken town. i mean, it is not really pizza is it? it is pretty much cheese and pepperoni on a crispy cracker.

    what grinds your gears?
    I found that waiting 5 minutes before biting lessens the odds of this. :lol:
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    grinds-my-gears1.jpg?w=307&h=231

    you know what really grinds my gears?

    biting into a piece of thin crust, "st louis style" pizza and not only does it burn the roof of my mouth to the point of blistering, but it also burns my tongue, and the inside of one of my cheeks. i haven't been able to taste anything for 3 days. unfortunately that is the only kind of pizza that is readily available in this god forsaken town. i mean, it is not really pizza is it? it is pretty much cheese and pepperoni on a crispy cracker.

    what grinds your gears?
    I found that waiting 5 minutes before biting lessens the odds of this. :lol:
    touche'...


    i mean come on though, the crust is a cracker. there is not enough mass there to continue to hold that kind of heat for more than a minute or two...

    :lol:

    st louis style pizza is the scrawny 90 lb nerd of the pizza world...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    grinds-my-gears1.jpg?w=307&h=231

    you know what really grinds my gears?

    biting into a piece of thin crust, "st louis style" pizza and not only does it burn the roof of my mouth to the point of blistering, but it also burns my tongue, and the inside of one of my cheeks. i haven't been able to taste anything for 3 days. unfortunately that is the only kind of pizza that is readily available in this god forsaken town. i mean, it is not really pizza is it? it is pretty much cheese and pepperoni on a crispy cracker.

    what grinds your gears?
    :lol:

    The worst part of this scenario is the fact that you can't stop eating it even though the sauce feels like molten lava. Chewing and blowing out hot air at the same time!
    exactly!! molton lava is the perfect description. it is just sooo good though... the worst part is i never, ever learn. i will probably order one later this week.. :fp:

    nothing like accidently touching the burnt, blistered roof of your mouth with a slightly less torched tongue though...

    After heating a hot pizza, I can literally take my thumb and pull off the loose skin shards hanging from the top of my mouth.

    The suggestion was made to wait, but my hunger and instincts take over: I feel compelled to dive in lest I miss out on a piece.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    After heating a hot pizza, I can literally take my thumb and pull off the loose skin shards hanging from the top of my mouth.

    The suggestion was made to wait, but my hunger and instincts take over: I feel compelled to dive in lest I miss out on a piece.
    oh yeah totally. i am too impulsive sometimes. especially when it comes to eating. i just can never wait the extra 5 minutes... it is like i go all Fat Bastard and say "get in my belly" and shovel it in haha...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
    know what else grinds my gears???

    being teased by fake toys like this one...

    tumblr_msd3t1UOme1rsnmqfo1_500.jpg


    :x
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    burnt mouth... not a pleasant experience. the first moment is the worst. bubbling cheese on pizza is a very nasty cold hearted super-hero. i suggest calling...wait

    just ship me the heated remainder
    allow 1-2 hours delivery

    i like:
    italian sausage, b. olives, mushrooms
    or
    pepperoni - thin crust ... one of the best pizzas ever built


    what grinds my gears:
    breaking ice scrapers
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    I can remember as a kid the toys never quite came out of the package the way they looked on the box.

    That used to tick me off a little.

    Thinking back... I made some terrible models in my time.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
    chadwick wrote:
    burnt mouth... not a pleasant experience. the first moment is the worst. bubbling cheese on pizza is a very nasty cold hearted super-hero. i suggest calling...wait

    just ship me the heated remainder
    allow 1-2 hours delivery

    i like:
    italian sausage, b. olives, mushrooms
    or
    pepperoni - thin crust ... one of the best pizzas ever built


    what grinds my gears:
    breaking ice scrapers
    i agree with everything you said here :lol:

    nothing worse than that "FML"moment when you have a half windshield left to scrape and you break the scraper :fp:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    so far this winter i have broken in half two ice scrapers. this morning was the most recent & some weeks ago was the first broken ice scraper of the 2013/14 snowing/icing season.

    i really desire a very durable ice scraper. what gives? it is a common fact that i am a bit hard on things.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
    Thirty Bills Unpaid wrote:
    I can remember as a kid the toys never quite came out of the package the way they looked on the box.

    That used to tick me off a little.

    Thinking back... I made some terrible models in my time.
    oh totally. i remember i got a voltron toy as a kid that looked nothing like the one on the box. i was a little let down.

    i remember the first "glue together" model i ever put together as a kid. i was like 7. it was a p-47 thunderbolt that my dad bought me at an airshow. i had no idea how fast the glue comes out of the tube. i nearly stuck my fingers together. and i got a lot of glue dried all over the wings and fuselage. it was probably the most jank ass p-47 ever built .. :lol: :oops:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    idea!

    quick
    grab the fire
    melt ice & snow from glass
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,440
    chadwick wrote:
    idea!

    quick
    grab the fire
    melt ice & snow from glass
    now you're talking. good luck with that!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    idea!


    grab the fire
    melt ice & snow from glass
    now you're talking. good luck with that!

    quick, speaking of grinding gears

    if i'm ever in st. louis
    & it is winter time
    & we are having a winter storm
    & if i use fire to melt the ice & snow from the glass on my car
    & if i get injured

    im going to your hospital or clinic where you work







    goodnight
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Jason78
    Jason78 Posts: 400
    Allow me to get geek on you; Actually thin crust IS pizza. I use to work as a chef in Italy and that's the way it is although in some regions they call, what we would call foccacia, pizza……but then pizza is still pizza. It's confusing. Thin crust IMHO is the best when done right. It sounds like your town grinds your gears more then the "pizza".
    ….And for the "sand" comment….I'm guessing you have a vagina?
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    chadwick wrote:
    so far this winter i have broken in half two ice scrapers. this morning was the most recent & some weeks ago was the first broken ice scraper of the 2013/14 snowing/icing season.

    i really desire a very durable ice scraper. what gives? it is a common fact that i am a bit hard on things.

    I've been using a jewel case from one of my cds. My ice scraper went missing and I keep forgetting to buy another one.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Here's one:

    I bought a remote starter for my vehicle- can't stand sitting in my car and waiting 5 minutes for it to get warm anymore. I got a 'good one' too. First day, bragging my ass off about it, I used the old remote... waited about 5 minutes in my office... and went out to my car to find it never started.

    Fuks sakes.

    Turns out the range isn't 3000 feet. It's 30 feet. And when it does start... the doors are unlocked.

    Taking the vehicle back tomorrow for reconfiguring.
    "My brain's a good brain!"

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