Bad cat habits!

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    had a cat on an air mattress one time... thing was a little deflated

    went to scare the shit out of it... jumped on the air mattress... ooops there goes the cat through the air :lol:
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :lol:

    well, our cat must have went through a lot when she was young, she is 13 years old now and she is very hesitant about letting anyone near her, will run away when you come close and if she does come up on the sofa she will jump off if you make any type of movement at all.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I don't think cats like fire
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    Mr. Thompson sits at my windowsill in the morning too and meows, little bastard. :x He sounds like he's yelling 'Helloooo, Hellooo! ' then I go off my nut and feed him his stinky disgusting food.
    That in itself pisses me right off because he won't get his stupid head out the way for me to get the food out. :roll: he ends up with half of it on his head.
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  • ldent42
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    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I don't think cats like fire
    mine tried to sniff fire when she was a kitten. singed her whiskers!
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  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    we had a cat when i was a kid, if you walked around the house barefoot, your feet and toes got attacked :x
  • jlaustin
    jlaustin Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 2,355
    Our new kitten just came running down the stairs with one end of toilet paper in his mouth - thought the whole roll was a goner, but it got snagged going around the corner! Wish I had video!

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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    81 wrote:
    started the anti 5am meow training today.

    5am rolls around...meow meow meow...

    off to the downstairs bathroom you go....closed door...back to bed. :lol:

    he'll learn.
    Get a spray bottle, fill it with wAter.. Leave it on your night stand.. 5am meows start. Squirt him/her! It'll shut up. God I miss my kitty.. I dreamed when I got to my hotel in Chicago, I opened the door, and there was Tommy The Cat. But when I went to pick him up, he was dead. I woke up mortified.. Still a little disturbed..I will just have to go my ASPCA friends here, and find another kitteh...
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    whispering hands wrote:
    81 wrote:
    started the anti 5am meow training today.

    5am rolls around...meow meow meow...

    off to the downstairs bathroom you go....closed door...back to bed. :lol:

    he'll learn.
    Get a spray bottle, fill it with wAter.. Leave it on your night stand.. 5am meows start. Squirt him/her! It'll shut up. God I miss my kitty.. I dreamed when I got to my hotel in Chicago, I opened the door, and there was Tommy The Cat. But when I went to pick him up, he was dead. I woke up mortified.. Still a little disturbed..I will just have to go my ASPCA friends here, and find another kitteh...
    Oh I'm sorry to hear that. :( my cat is a complete wanker but I love him and would never wish him harm. ;)
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    When my cat was a kitten, early in the morning she'd get a running start from the other room....come running in my bedroom full steam, jump up on the bed, on my chest....would scare the shit outta me and she'd run off but not before digging her back claws in. Talk about not fun! :lol:
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    mca47 wrote:
    When my cat was a kitten, early in the morning she'd get a running start from the other room....come running in my bedroom full steam, jump up on the bed, on my chest....would scare the shit outta me and she'd run off but not before digging her back claws in. Talk about not fun! :lol:
    Aww! George still does that running BOOM and puffs up his tail in the process.

    I love how cats are really just bigass kittens who realize they can't get away with silly, undignified behavior anymore (and know that we'll laugh and point when they attempt it). They usually counter this with a lazy yawn or indifferent lick of the paw.

    Shameful, really.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    cat wakes me up in the middle of the night by walking around on the bed and on me and on my bladder.

    so during the day, when I find her curled up under the bedspread sleeping, I wake her up :mrgreen:

    i do that too :lol:
    hahaha me too. Bad habit of 4 am wakeup SCREAMS.. walking on alarm, playing with pictures on wall We lock them out of the house now.... If i close my door, he will scratch and try to open the door with the doorknob for 2 hours
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • brianlux
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    Oh look at this nice little hand-woven rug Brian and Celia brought back from Amish country some years ago! How long do think it will take for me to destroy it? :twisted:

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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Confucious bit the crap out of me yesterday. Today he scratched me. I'm still bloody.

    I am so mad! He is hiding downstairs under the dining room table. He has gone nuts!


    Valium is my only option. :cry:

    He has lost his kitty mind. :cry:

    14 years together... I know my cat. He is crazy. The vets have found nothing psychically wrong.
    he is just old and crazy. ...

    AHHH! he is purring and squeaking at me. :nono: FRUCK you Confucious!

    He really frucked me up today. I'm lucky if it heals. :(

    anyone want a kitty? ;)
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Confucious bit the crap out of me yesterday. Today he scratched me. I'm still bloody.

    I am so mad! He is hiding downstairs under the dining room table. He has gone nuts!


    Valium is my only option. :cry:

    He has lost his kitty mind. :cry:

    14 years together... I know my cat. He is crazy. The vets have found nothing psychically wrong.
    he is just old and crazy. ...

    AHHH! he is purring and squeaking at me. :nono: FRUCK you Confucious!

    He really frucked me up today. I'm lucky if it heals. :(

    anyone want a kitty? ;)

    I'm going to kill him, I just caught him eating the box turtle's fake plants. :fp: He is allergic to plastic. The last vet bill was 200$. My female turtle just hissed at him. WTF, am I going to do?

    Valium after his breakfast. I have no choice. :cry:
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    STAYSEA wrote:
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Confucious bit the crap out of me yesterday. Today he scratched me. I'm still bloody.

    I am so mad! He is hiding downstairs under the dining room table. He has gone nuts!


    Valium is my only option. :cry:

    He has lost his kitty mind. :cry:

    14 years together... I know my cat. He is crazy. The vets have found nothing psychically wrong.
    he is just old and crazy. ...

    AHHH! he is purring and squeaking at me. :nono: FRUCK you Confucious!

    He really frucked me up today. I'm lucky if it heals. :(

    anyone want a kitty? ;)

    I'm going to kill him, I just caught him eating the box turtle's fake plants. :fp: He is allergic to plastic. The last vet bill was 200$. My female turtle just hissed at him. WTF, am I going to do?

    Valium after his breakfast. I have no choice. :cry:

    Sounds like you have the original Devil Kitty-Krazy Kat-Wild Thing all wrapped into one on your hands, STAYSEA! :shock:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    the other thing the cat does is what we call "kitty rodeo". I think lazing around all day and night causes her to have some pent up energy and she just runs like crazy all over the place. we can hear her do this up stairs, back and forth between all the rooms. usually only lasts about a minute, then it's back to nap time
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    the other thing the cat does is what we call "kitty rodeo". I think lazing around all day and night causes her to have some pent up energy and she just runs like crazy all over the place. we can hear her do this up stairs, back and forth between all the rooms. usually only lasts about a minute, then it's back to nap time

    :lol::lol: some are fucking possessed!
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    4 a.m. hairball cleanup duty.

    :fp:

    and i wake up at 5 a.m., so no use in going back to sleep.

    :fp: :fp:

    oh, and does she have to get it all out in shifts, leaving a hairball here, a puddle of bile there, and then another few drops over there?

    :fp: :fp: :fp:
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  • 81
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    dankind wrote:
    4 a.m. hairball cleanup duty.

    :fp:

    and i wake up at 5 a.m., so no use in going back to sleep.

    :fp: :fp:

    oh, and does she have to get it all out in shifts, leaving a hairball here, a puddle of bile there, and then another few drops over there?

    :fp: :fp: :fp:

    and why can't they do it on the tile or wood that is litteraly 3 inches from the carpet the puked on. :fp:
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