Sometimes if the meowing doesn't work, Jonas will resort to licking us.... :? :shock:
Face, back, ears...any part of the body that's exposed and not under the covers is at risk... :?
Lucky You! Jonas doesn't bite. I'm having a bad cat day.
Yeah..he's just a licker, not a biter...and it's not as bad as it use to be...when i lived in my apartment, he did it almost every morning and wouldn't stop. I'm sure there were plenty of mornings that my neighbors could hear me yelling "Stop licking me!" through the paper thin walls. :shock:
Sometimes if the meowing doesn't work, Jonas will resort to licking us.... :? :shock:
Face, back, ears...any part of the body that's exposed and not under the covers is at risk... :?
Lucky You! Jonas doesn't bite. I'm having a bad cat day.
Yeah..he's just a licker, not a biter...and it's not as bad as it use to be...when i lived in my apartment, he did it almost every morning and wouldn't stop. I'm sure there were plenty of mornings that my neighbors could hear me yelling "Stop licking me!" through the paper thin walls. :shock:
I'm about to shoot my kitty with a water gun. I have never done this to him.. He is being very bad today, and he is 14 yrs old, so he knows better.
I either squirt him with water, or give him a Valium. He needs to calm down.
I know the 5am wailing all too well. Mine will meow at that time so it sounds like she's dying. I ignore her, she jumps on the bed and meows more. I still ignore her she tries climbing on top of me. I still ignore her she starts biting my toes. I've let this go on for as long as 2 hours sometimes, in an effort to not positively reinforce this behavior by giving her what she wants (which is of course, food.) It didn't help thing is she doesn't do it ever night. Sometimes she'll do it every night for a week, sometimes one night in many weeks. It's totally sporadic. If it were every night I'd buy one of those spray bottle things.
Go to pound....trade cat for dog....all problems solved.
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cat wakes me up in the middle of the night by walking around on the bed and on me and on my bladder.
so during the day, when I find her curled up under the bedspread sleeping, I wake her up
i do that too
everytime I see her sleeping, I just give her a nudge or two to waker her up. she sleeps 23.9 hours a day, rest of the time she is waking me up in the middle of the night.
cat wakes me up in the middle of the night by walking around on the bed and on me and on my bladder.
so during the day, when I find her curled up under the bedspread sleeping, I wake her up
i do that too
everytime I see her sleeping, I just give her a nudge or two to waker her up. she sleeps 23.9 hours a day, rest of the time she is waking me up in the middle of the night.
anouther tried and true favorite is when he laying on the foot of the recliner.....and you quickly unrecline it....plop take that fucker.
well, our cat must have went through a lot when she was young, she is 13 years old now and she is very hesitant about letting anyone near her, will run away when you come close and if she does come up on the sofa she will jump off if you make any type of movement at all.
Mr. Thompson sits at my windowsill in the morning too and meows, little bastard. :x He sounds like he's yelling 'Helloooo, Hellooo! ' then I go off my nut and feed him his stinky disgusting food.
That in itself pisses me right off because he won't get his stupid head out the way for me to get the food out. :roll: he ends up with half of it on his head.
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off to the downstairs bathroom you go....closed door...back to bed.
he'll learn.
Get a spray bottle, fill it with wAter.. Leave it on your night stand.. 5am meows start. Squirt him/her! It'll shut up. God I miss my kitty.. I dreamed when I got to my hotel in Chicago, I opened the door, and there was Tommy The Cat. But when I went to pick him up, he was dead. I woke up mortified.. Still a little disturbed..I will just have to go my ASPCA friends here, and find another kitteh...
off to the downstairs bathroom you go....closed door...back to bed.
he'll learn.
Get a spray bottle, fill it with wAter.. Leave it on your night stand.. 5am meows start. Squirt him/her! It'll shut up. God I miss my kitty.. I dreamed when I got to my hotel in Chicago, I opened the door, and there was Tommy The Cat. But when I went to pick him up, he was dead. I woke up mortified.. Still a little disturbed..I will just have to go my ASPCA friends here, and find another kitteh...
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. :( my cat is a complete wanker but I love him and would never wish him harm.
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When my cat was a kitten, early in the morning she'd get a running start from the other room....come running in my bedroom full steam, jump up on the bed, on my chest....would scare the shit outta me and she'd run off but not before digging her back claws in. Talk about not fun!
When my cat was a kitten, early in the morning she'd get a running start from the other room....come running in my bedroom full steam, jump up on the bed, on my chest....would scare the shit outta me and she'd run off but not before digging her back claws in. Talk about not fun!
Aww! George still does that running BOOM and puffs up his tail in the process.
I love how cats are really just bigass kittens who realize they can't get away with silly, undignified behavior anymore (and know that we'll laugh and point when they attempt it). They usually counter this with a lazy yawn or indifferent lick of the paw.
cat wakes me up in the middle of the night by walking around on the bed and on me and on my bladder.
so during the day, when I find her curled up under the bedspread sleeping, I wake her up
i do that too
hahaha me too. Bad habit of 4 am wakeup SCREAMS.. walking on alarm, playing with pictures on wall We lock them out of the house now.... If i close my door, he will scratch and try to open the door with the doorknob for 2 hours
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Confucious bit the crap out of me yesterday. Today he scratched me. I'm still bloody.
I am so mad! He is hiding downstairs under the dining room table. He has gone nuts!
Valium is my only option.
He has lost his kitty mind.
14 years together... I know my cat. He is crazy. The vets have found nothing psychically wrong.
he is just old and crazy. ...
AHHH! he is purring and squeaking at me. :nono: FRUCK you Confucious!
He really frucked me up today. I'm lucky if it heals. :(
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I'm going to kill him, I just caught him eating the box turtle's fake plants. :fp: He is allergic to plastic. The last vet bill was 200$. My female turtle just hissed at him. WTF, am I going to do?
Confucious bit the crap out of me yesterday. Today he scratched me. I'm still bloody.
I am so mad! He is hiding downstairs under the dining room table. He has gone nuts!
Valium is my only option.
He has lost his kitty mind.
14 years together... I know my cat. He is crazy. The vets have found nothing psychically wrong.
he is just old and crazy. ...
AHHH! he is purring and squeaking at me. :nono: FRUCK you Confucious!
He really frucked me up today. I'm lucky if it heals. :(
anyone want a kitty?
I'm going to kill him, I just caught him eating the box turtle's fake plants. :fp: He is allergic to plastic. The last vet bill was 200$. My female turtle just hissed at him. WTF, am I going to do?
Valium after his breakfast. I have no choice.
Sounds like you have the original Devil Kitty-Krazy Kat-Wild Thing all wrapped into one on your hands, STAYSEA! :shock:
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the other thing the cat does is what we call "kitty rodeo". I think lazing around all day and night causes her to have some pent up energy and she just runs like crazy all over the place. we can hear her do this up stairs, back and forth between all the rooms. usually only lasts about a minute, then it's back to nap time
the other thing the cat does is what we call "kitty rodeo". I think lazing around all day and night causes her to have some pent up energy and she just runs like crazy all over the place. we can hear her do this up stairs, back and forth between all the rooms. usually only lasts about a minute, then it's back to nap time
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Yeah..he's just a licker, not a biter...and it's not as bad as it use to be...when i lived in my apartment, he did it almost every morning and wouldn't stop. I'm sure there were plenty of mornings that my neighbors could hear me yelling "Stop licking me!" through the paper thin walls.
I'm about to shoot my kitty with a water gun. I have never done this to him.. He is being very bad today, and he is 14 yrs old, so he knows better.
I either squirt him with water, or give him a Valium. He needs to calm down.
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so during the day, when I find her curled up under the bedspread sleeping, I wake her up
i do that too
everytime I see her sleeping, I just give her a nudge or two to waker her up. she sleeps 23.9 hours a day, rest of the time she is waking me up in the middle of the night.
anouther tried and true favorite is when he laying on the foot of the recliner.....and you quickly unrecline it....plop
went to scare the shit out of it... jumped on the air mattress... ooops there goes the cat through the air
well, our cat must have went through a lot when she was young, she is 13 years old now and she is very hesitant about letting anyone near her, will run away when you come close and if she does come up on the sofa she will jump off if you make any type of movement at all.
That in itself pisses me right off because he won't get his stupid head out the way for me to get the food out. :roll: he ends up with half of it on his head.
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I love how cats are really just bigass kittens who realize they can't get away with silly, undignified behavior anymore (and know that we'll laugh and point when they attempt it). They usually counter this with a lazy yawn or indifferent lick of the paw.
Shameful, really.
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I am so mad! He is hiding downstairs under the dining room table. He has gone nuts!
Valium is my only option.
He has lost his kitty mind.
14 years together... I know my cat. He is crazy. The vets have found nothing psychically wrong.
he is just old and crazy. ...
AHHH! he is purring and squeaking at me. :nono: FRUCK you Confucious!
He really frucked me up today. I'm lucky if it heals. :(
anyone want a kitty?
I'm going to kill him, I just caught him eating the box turtle's fake plants. :fp: He is allergic to plastic. The last vet bill was 200$. My female turtle just hissed at him. WTF, am I going to do?
Valium after his breakfast. I have no choice.
Sounds like you have the original Devil Kitty-Krazy Kat-Wild Thing all wrapped into one on your hands, STAYSEA! :shock:
:fp:
and i wake up at 5 a.m., so no use in going back to sleep.
:fp: :fp:
oh, and does she have to get it all out in shifts, leaving a hairball here, a puddle of bile there, and then another few drops over there?
:fp: :fp: :fp:
and why can't they do it on the tile or wood that is litteraly 3 inches from the carpet the puked on. :fp: