Bad cat habits!
brianlux
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Honestly, it's embarrassing! 
But at least Annie can dance!
But at least Annie can dance!
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Love it, Brian!
Annie's a cute beaut.
Ours have come to this place where they know it's dinnertime shortly after I get home from work (read: as soon as I'm in the damned door). First them following me around, with THE STARE.
You know the look.
Then on to the ever-reliable "hey, let's *fight* each other so she distracts us with food."
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Sucker
you wanna talk bad habits....lets talk about the 5am fuckin meowing for food habit....fuck me.....
Yep. Motherfucking cat woke me up at 5 am couple weeks ago...
MeeeOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I was going... shit, that fucker must be dying.
but no, it was meowing at a fly that was buzzing around a light.
:fp:
now do that every friggen morning..... :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
:fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
there is no stopping it
Glad that it wasn't my cat and I don't live there anymore
(how you choose to deal with it is another matter altogether :P )
meowing at a fucking fly? That is uncalled for
meow..i wanna go out side....shut the fuck up....
Leave it outside for a night.
Maybe its attitude will change :corn:
haha...he took off for 4 nights once....he hasn't left the yard since.
"The alley is no place for me.... meOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
She's like a 5 lb cat and somehow can open a sliding closet door that is probably 20 lbs! Have no idea how she does it!
When I got her as a kitten....maybe 5 months old...she'd be up all night getting into shit. Didn't sleep for about a year!
Yes, hedonist, I do know THE STARE! Eating doesn't calm her down though. Once she's had her food she becomes "Rocket Cat" and tears around the place like a bat out of hell.
81, peacefrompaul, I empathize the the 5 AM thing. With this cat of mine it's just started recently with keeping the screened windows open at night. She want to get out and take on any night creature that walks, crawls, flies, or slithers. If we ever have a burglar around this place, I pity the fool!
Meanwhile, I'm working on just the right "AnnnIE!" pitch.
yeah, thank god I don't live with that cat anymore
I have a twitter account for this.
This one cat.. takes my bra when I'm in the shower.
He parades around the house with my bra in his teeth, like it's a prize. It's so embarrassing, and this will be on the internet soon.
:fp:
My cat is a bastard and is always stealing my dog's food so I took great pleasure in watching him get pissed off watching 3 massive magpies steal his cat biscuits this morning. :twisted: karma is a bitch Mr. Thompson......karma is a bitch!
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Oh, but such a regal name for a cat- Mr. Thompson! Love it!
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Melbourne 2009
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PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
Now, now, Lou Lou. Bad kitty karma! :nono:
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Our cats seriously need to get together! The one morning Jonas wouldn't shut the f-up from about 4-6 am (when I got up and fed him) :fp:
Dirty Frank Black likes to carry the most random stuff around. One time he carried an entire roll of duct tape upstairs, then set it down. Within in a few seconds, Jonas pushed it back down the stairs...
Batman has his Batman ways..but not really any bad habits...
Danger on the other hand...well let's just say he's our special child... :fp:
5am rolls around...meow meow meow...
off to the downstairs bathroom you go....closed door...back to bed.
he'll learn.
I tried that with Annie (put her in the bathroom with food, water, kitty litter box) but that just turned on her shred-o-matic routine with the TP!
i just tossed him in there with nothing....solitary confinment.
he was only in there for maybe 30 minutes, when the woman got up and ready for work.
but he will be trained...oh...he will learn.
"Lock me up? I'll show you!"
didn't hear a peep from him after i went back upstairs
don't fuckin meow at me fucker
Face, back, ears...any part of the body that's exposed and not under the covers is at risk... :?
Lucky You! Jonas doesn't bite. I'm having a bad cat day.
I get the 'whenever he damn well feels like it' bathtub howls. Grumpy figured out a long time ago that if he meows in the bathtub, it echos and makes him L-O-U-D-E-R.
"MMMmmMMMRRrrrOOOOWWWWWWRRRrrr?" "RRRRoooOOOOOOOWWWWWer?" "me-OW" <
imagine that one done several times in fast succession with and angry screeching 'ow' at the end.
So you go into the bathroom and he's hugging the bathtub faucet rubbing his face all over it...he will sit there for hours drinking water from the faucet. I've tried to 'teach him a lesson' by turning on said faucet full blast...yeah, he just finds 'his spot' and drinks from the gushing water.
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