I want a Howitzer. 2nd Amendment demands it.

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,362
    Ol' Painless ...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxO3i4rxDm_pzW0i-HU1HlbKm140FxatOiJRc3g7GdzegmbOV4eg

    g under p demands it!

    Our constitution demands it!

    Brothers and sisters, unite with me! To the Capital we must march and let our voices be heard!
    Be Excellent To Each Other
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,737
    Jason P wrote:
    Ol' Painless ...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxO3i4rxDm_pzW0i-HU1HlbKm140FxatOiJRc3g7GdzegmbOV4eg

    g under p demands it!

    Our constitution demands it!

    Brothers and sisters, unite with me! To the Capital we must march and let our voices be heard!
    no dang ol gubmint is gonna take away my freedom!!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,362
    pandora wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.
    Gun opponent? I've got tons of guns.

    But no M777 howitzer. No Ol' Painless. No rocket launcher from Commando.

    Heck, I can't even buy a fully automatic Bushmaster AR-15 ...

    :(
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  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    Shouldn't an expensive sports car or a Hummer satisfy the urges of the less endowed?
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,362
    How can I defend myself, my friends, my family if I don't have a fully automatic Bushmaster AR-15???

    All they will sell me, as long as I'm 18 years old as the only qualification, is a semi-automatic Bushmaster AR-15!

    :x

    Yet the public sits by idly and silent while our rights are impeded.

    :(
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,735
    pandora wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.

    Not really.. but I am with Jimi Hendrix: "Instead of marching down the streets with guns we should march down the street with electric guitars."
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
    you can not equate any of those things to gun violence.

    i know you are joking, but this is no time for jokes.

    This thread is a joke
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,737
    Jeanwah wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    Shouldn't an expensive sports car or a Hummer satisfy the urges of the less endowed?
    why buy one of those when a gun like those in this thread is cheaper and more fun?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    hedonist wrote:
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P

    :lol:
    If you pre-order now for Grant Theft Auto-5, you get a free pink AR-15, double bling version. No background check and no questions asked! :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,737
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P

    :lol:
    If you pre-order now for Grant Theft Auto-5, you get a free pink AR-15, double bling version. No background check and no questions asked! :P
    WOOT!!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,362
    I tried to buy a handgun during my lunchbreak ... the man said I had to wait seven days while they ran a "background check".

    :?

    Lucky for me there is a gun show this weekend in Metropolis.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Jeanwah wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    Shouldn't an expensive sports car or a Hummer satisfy the urges of the less endowed?
    why buy one of those when a gun like those in this thread is cheaper and more fun?

    Most girls are not impressed by guns. But sports cars...
  • Vitalogensia
    Vitalogensia Posts: 2,223
    I can't believe you guys, don't you know this is going on?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07szNm_5Jk
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,362
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    This thread is a joke
    Our constitutional rights are no joking matter …

    :?
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,737
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Most girls are not impressed by guns. But sports cars...
    that don't befront me. owning a gun like that makes men believe that they have a love gun in their pants...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • MotoDC
    MotoDC Posts: 947
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
    you can not equate any of those things to gun violence.

    i know you are joking, but this is no time for jokes.
    :lol: Are you reading a different thread than I am?
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    How much does an M1 Abrams Tank go for these days? Anyone wanna go in with me? :corn:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,737
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    How much does an M1 Abrams Tank go for these days? Anyone wanna go in with me? :corn:
    i know a guy. we can get the financing, but i think we could better afford a WWII era sherman tank though...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,362
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P

    :lol:
    If you pre-order now for Grant Theft Auto-5, you get a free pink AR-15, double bling version. No background check and no questions asked! :P
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdH9OymKplq6OY18su6I-qOWF1CJLQC9x1MXI9FTjp53JB_37o

    You can thank Tommy Jefferson for the foresight!

    Now, about the M777 ....
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,362
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    How much does an M1 Abrams Tank go for these days? Anyone wanna go in with me? :corn:
    Come on, now you are just being ridiculous ...

    :think:
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!

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