I want a Howitzer. 2nd Amendment demands it.

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    I tried to buy a handgun during my lunchbreak ... the man said I had to wait seven days while they ran a "background check".

    :?

    Lucky for me there is a gun show this weekend in Metropolis.
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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Jeanwah wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    Shouldn't an expensive sports car or a Hummer satisfy the urges of the less endowed?
    why buy one of those when a gun like those in this thread is cheaper and more fun?

    Most girls are not impressed by guns. But sports cars...
  • VitalogensiaVitalogensia Posts: 2,042
    I can't believe you guys, don't you know this is going on?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G07szNm_5Jk
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    This thread is a joke
    Our constitutional rights are no joking matter …

    :?
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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Most girls are not impressed by guns. But sports cars...
    that don't befront me. owning a gun like that makes men believe that they have a love gun in their pants...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    Godfather. wrote:
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
    you can not equate any of those things to gun violence.

    i know you are joking, but this is no time for jokes.
    :lol: Are you reading a different thread than I am?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    How much does an M1 Abrams Tank go for these days? Anyone wanna go in with me? :corn:
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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    How much does an M1 Abrams Tank go for these days? Anyone wanna go in with me? :corn:
    i know a guy. we can get the financing, but i think we could better afford a WWII era sherman tank though...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    hedonist wrote:
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P

    :lol:
    If you pre-order now for Grant Theft Auto-5, you get a free pink AR-15, double bling version. No background check and no questions asked! :P
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdH9OymKplq6OY18su6I-qOWF1CJLQC9x1MXI9FTjp53JB_37o

    You can thank Tommy Jefferson for the foresight!

    Now, about the M777 ....
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    How much does an M1 Abrams Tank go for these days? Anyone wanna go in with me? :corn:
    Come on, now you are just being ridiculous ...

    :think:
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,163
    I can't find the video but it's out there of the Alqueda guy telling hi's troops how easy it is to purchase weapons here in our streets ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • unsungunsung I stopped by on March 7 2024. First time in many years, had to update payment info. Hope all is well. Politicians suck. Bye. Posts: 9,487
    This thread is full of LOLZ.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
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    yet when I try to buy ...

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    :(
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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Godfather. wrote:
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
    you can not equate any of those things to gun violence.

    i know you are joking, but this is no time for jokes.

    :mrgreen:


    Godfather.
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    It is true that the 2nd Amendment really doesn't mention guns specifically. That's why it really doesn't mean anything anymore. The government has already legislated away the type of current "arms" that would qualify.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • mikepegg44mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    Jason P wrote:
    And I don't want to be stepping through any red tape to get one, gosh dammit! I want a Howie!

    A M777 / 155mm Howie!

    No background checks. No registration. No phooey and applesauce!

    The constitution gives me the right! My forefathers foresaw it with their wooden magic 8 balls.

    I can't wait for my fellow pit members to rally behind me on my vigilant plea. I have seen your logic and reason displayed for the last five months. Come defend me, good sirs.



    I will meet your ridiculousness with a ridiculous answer, if it doesn't harm anyone who wasn't intent on doing harm themselves, what would it matter to you if they owned one?

    The constitution doesn't give you the right. Human beings already had it. Not to suck the fun out of this thread as I have enjoyed it thoroughly, but there are limits on the 2nd amendment as there are limits on all rights.

    and even if it were legal to do so, I don't think you would ever find a company willing to sell you one, I do however think that if you are a machinist you could build yourself one or just get the specs and a huge 3D printer Jason! Think outside the box, you're better than that!

    I will never understand the fighting of thorough background checks but then again, I don't understand a lot of what motivates people in many political arguments.


    and their is ALWAYS room for applesauce.
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Jason P wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P

    :lol:
    If you pre-order now for Grant Theft Auto-5, you get a free pink AR-15, double bling version. No background check and no questions asked! :P
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdH9OymKplq6OY18su6I-qOWF1CJLQC9x1MXI9FTjp53JB_37o

    You can thank Tommy Jefferson for the foresight!

    Now, about the M777 ....

    ahh pssht, why was I wasting my time with something that's already legal? :fp: silly me. Is the M777 illegal and can hose down a crowd in seconds? I need that!
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    mikepegg44 wrote:

    and even if it were legal to do so, I don't think you would ever find a company willing to sell you one, I do however think that if you are a machinist you could build yourself one or just get the specs and a huge 3D printer Jason! Think outside the box, you're better than that!
    3D technology for a howie is still a ways off. I want one now!

    If no company will sell me one, maybe I'll settle on a Soviet D-30 / 122mm howie. Probably can find a "business man" in the Ukraine that can hook me up. It better not get caught up in customs by the man. :x

    I'll have to buy a bigger pickup truck to haul the D-30 though. :|

    That's the cost of freedom ...
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Heroes come in all shapes and sizes with their own personal story. Some own guns, some do not
    all stand up for what they believe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw but this guy has it going on...
    'what have you been feeding this thing....
    blondes' :mrgreen:
  • fifefife Posts: 3,327
    pandora wrote:
    Heroes come in all shapes and sizes with their own personal story. Some own guns, some do not
    all stand up for what they believe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw but this guy has it going on...
    'what have you been feeding this thing....
    blondes' :mrgreen:

    and what does this have anything to do with what we are talking about.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    It is alarming to me that this thread isn't being taken seriously ...

    Does everyone not quander how close our constitutional rights were almost taken away?

    I mean we were this close ... THIS close! This close to having the government implementing a law where I had to prove to Earl Stalts ... A man who paid a $25 fee so he could set up a 10 x 10 card table at the Metropolis convention center and reeks of Copenhagen ... That when I wanted to buy a Tec 9 handgun from him for $476 that I may have been falsely convicted of setting a bum on fire on July 7th, 1987.... On the corner of 4th and B in San Diego ... Allegedly ... ALLEGEDLY!!!

    How would Earl take this alleged news?

    :o

    :|
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  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    fife wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    Heroes come in all shapes and sizes with their own personal story. Some own guns, some do not
    all stand up for what they believe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw but this guy has it going on...
    'what have you been feeding this thing....
    blondes' :mrgreen:

    and what does this have anything to do with what we are talking about.

    It must be all the muscles and testosterone being pumped. Oh I'm sorry this was I gather meant to be funny. ;)

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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    I demand having this. I defend my self everyday.

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    Every living creature.... humans included... backs off when I squirt them with water. I need a holster.

    Sometimes I don't even need to put water in it. :lol:

    I was babysitting a three year old, and she bit someone. I squirted her in the face with the mister.

    She was stunned. She told me "that's not nice, Stacy :evil: "

    I told her, " It's not nice to bite people either, Do you want another squirt or are you going to calm down?"
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Jason P wrote:
    It is alarming to me that this thread isn't being taken seriously ...

    Does everyone not quander how close our constitutional rights were almost taken away?

    I mean we were this close ... THIS close! This close to having the government implementing a law where I had to prove to Earl Stalts ... A man who paid a $25 fee so he could set up a 10 x 10 card table at the Metropolis convention center and reeks of Copenhagen ... That when I wanted to buy a Tec 9 handgun from him for $476 that I may have been falsely convicted of setting a bum on fire on July 7th, 1987.... On the corner of 4th and B in San Diego ... Allegedly ... ALLEGEDLY!!!

    How would Earl take this alleged news?

    :o

    :|

    I can go into any seedy store that sells fishing bait and buy a handgun too. Allegedly.
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  • mikepegg44mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    Jason P wrote:
    mikepegg44 wrote:

    and even if it were legal to do so, I don't think you would ever find a company willing to sell you one, I do however think that if you are a machinist you could build yourself one or just get the specs and a huge 3D printer Jason! Think outside the box, you're better than that!


    That's the cost of freedom ...

    I spit water on my computer screen when I read this.
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
    It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
    - Joe Rogan
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    I spit water on my computer screen when I read this.
    Tap water, distilled water, or holy water?
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • mikepegg44mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    Jason P wrote:
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    I spit water on my computer screen when I read this.
    Tap water, distilled water, or holy water?

    You think anything touches my lips but the finest vitamin water money can buy!?
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
    It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
    - Joe Rogan
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    fife wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    Heroes come in all shapes and sizes with their own personal story. Some own guns, some do not
    all stand up for what they believe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw but this guy has it going on...
    'what have you been feeding this thing....
    blondes' :mrgreen:

    and what does this have anything to do with what we are talking about.
    Going with the humor flow... got some? if not I got some if you need it... ;)
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    g under p wrote:
    fife wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    Heroes come in all shapes and sizes with their own personal story. Some own guns, some do not
    all stand up for what they believe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw but this guy has it going on...
    'what have you been feeding this thing....
    blondes' :mrgreen:

    and what does this have anything to do with what we are talking about.

    It must be all the muscles and testosterone being pumped. Oh I'm sorry this was I gather meant to be funny. ;)

    Peace

    Jealousy brings predictable reactions from people wouldn't you say?
  • inmytreeinmytree Posts: 4,741
    Jason P wrote:
    And I don't want to be stepping through any red tape to get one, gosh dammit! I want a Howie!

    A M777 / 155mm Howie!

    No background checks. No registration. No phooey and applesauce!

    The constitution gives me the right! My forefathers foresaw it with their wooden magic 8 balls.

    I can't wait for my fellow pit members to rally behind me on my vigilant plea. I have seen your logic and reason displayed for the last five months. Come defend me, good sirs.

    I want a tank...a big ol' tank...

    let's do this shit...I want to bear my arms...
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