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I want a Howitzer. 2nd Amendment demands it.

Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
edited May 2013 in A Moving Train
And I don't want to be stepping through any red tape to get one, gosh dammit! I want a Howie!

A M777 / 155mm Howie!

No background checks. No registration. No phooey and applesauce!

The constitution gives me the right! My forefathers foresaw it with their wooden magic 8 balls.

I can't wait for my fellow pit members to rally behind me on my vigilant plea. I have seen your logic and reason displayed for the last five months. Come defend me, good sirs.
Be Excellent To Each Other
Party On, Dudes!
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Here kitty kitty...
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-aZEFP9aKTsYYalpg9ABs_lN3xKHlIm0HYnZfNMj6xijnWgf1SA

    :wave:
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Pumpkin Chunkin?

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  • Guitar92playerGuitar92player Posts: 664
    Well you should be able to go pick them up at a gun show, no questions asked. If they don't have one, make sure to tell them they are unAmerican.
    ~Carter~

    You can spend your time alone, redigesting past regrets, oh
    or you can come to terms and realize
    you're the only one who can't forgive yourself, oh
    makes much more sense to live in the present tense     - Present Tense
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,868
    Don't forget your RPGs !! :lol:

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    Bentleyspop wrote:
    Don't forget your RPGs !! :lol:

    Ared-dawn-cast_zps5ce90757.jpg
    Good point.

    My M777 and RPG are much needed ... the enemy is at bay ... I must defend my home from intrusion.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG7lUcvIqvmvI_s9s8B3P7DnhUJIilM8a0MwxAKJFf0nyTtW0nLQ
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,868
    Jason P wrote:
    Bentleyspop wrote:
    Don't forget your RPGs !! :lol:

    Ared-dawn-cast_zps5ce90757.jpg
    Good point.

    My M777 and RPG are much needed ... the enemy is at bay ... I must defend my home from intrusion.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG7lUcvIqvmvI_s9s8B3P7DnhUJIilM8a0MwxAKJFf0nyTtW0nLQ

    Yes you must because here they come now....

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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,388
    OK, but only if I get to do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjPO1Sd3Vw
    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
    -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"

    "Try to not spook the horse."
    -Neil Young













  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    Navy Seals???

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHTHAGxyxq1L3l7F4YTem96aQtRFxr3Pf4GjuYLOKRPws9VP6Cvg

    No. Just our local police.

    I need a M777. They are trying to take away my M777 so they can enslave me. A guy with Michael Jordan's mustache once did it. Come on ...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0TUENqgshch9r68Zvcruu1TkCjx--Sa1Haa3dQOECOlmj8Rmx
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk1ciJCLth4fJmo-uPjmKT8LfXOpz_DTLqPoF8FsrK7bi2jgWtuw

    should be selling this

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQ0ijxwRJ87evFb6RWayVKqJg5VJYobzdM-ngdVcPKCMvFsqyz6g

    With No Red Tape!

    :x
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,388
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
    -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"

    "Try to not spook the horse."
    -Neil Young













  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,388
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    :lol:
    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
    -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"

    "Try to not spook the horse."
    -Neil Young













  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    the united state senate is absolutlely fucking worthless.

    i am not surprised with the results of the vote.

    i am surprised that john mccain reclaimed his mavericky status and voted with the dems in support of the bill.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    brianlux wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    pandora wrote:
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.
    are you happy with the outcome of the vote?

    if so, why?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Godfather. wrote:
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
    you can not equate any of those things to gun violence.

    i know you are joking, but this is no time for jokes.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    Ol' Painless ...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxO3i4rxDm_pzW0i-HU1HlbKm140FxatOiJRc3g7GdzegmbOV4eg

    g under p demands it!

    Our constitution demands it!

    Brothers and sisters, unite with me! To the Capital we must march and let our voices be heard!
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Jason P wrote:
    Ol' Painless ...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxO3i4rxDm_pzW0i-HU1HlbKm140FxatOiJRc3g7GdzegmbOV4eg

    g under p demands it!

    Our constitution demands it!

    Brothers and sisters, unite with me! To the Capital we must march and let our voices be heard!
    no dang ol gubmint is gonna take away my freedom!!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    pandora wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.
    Gun opponent? I've got tons of guns.

    But no M777 howitzer. No Ol' Painless. No rocket launcher from Commando.

    Heck, I can't even buy a fully automatic Bushmaster AR-15 ...

    :(
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    Shouldn't an expensive sports car or a Hummer satisfy the urges of the less endowed?
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,154
    How can I defend myself, my friends, my family if I don't have a fully automatic Bushmaster AR-15???

    All they will sell me, as long as I'm 18 years old as the only qualification, is a semi-automatic Bushmaster AR-15!

    :x

    Yet the public sits by idly and silent while our rights are impeded.

    :(
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,388
    pandora wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.

    Not really.. but I am with Jimi Hendrix: "Instead of marching down the streets with guns we should march down the street with electric guitars."
    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
    -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"

    "Try to not spook the horse."
    -Neil Young













  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
    you can not equate any of those things to gun violence.

    i know you are joking, but this is no time for jokes.

    This thread is a joke
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    Jeanwah wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    Shouldn't an expensive sports car or a Hummer satisfy the urges of the less endowed?
    why buy one of those when a gun like those in this thread is cheaper and more fun?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    hedonist wrote:
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P

    :lol:
    If you pre-order now for Grant Theft Auto-5, you get a free pink AR-15, double bling version. No background check and no questions asked! :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P

    :lol:
    If you pre-order now for Grant Theft Auto-5, you get a free pink AR-15, double bling version. No background check and no questions asked! :P
    WOOT!!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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