I want a Howitzer. 2nd Amendment demands it.

Jason P
Jason P Posts: 19,327
edited May 2013 in A Moving Train
And I don't want to be stepping through any red tape to get one, gosh dammit! I want a Howie!

A M777 / 155mm Howie!

No background checks. No registration. No phooey and applesauce!

The constitution gives me the right! My forefathers foresaw it with their wooden magic 8 balls.

I can't wait for my fellow pit members to rally behind me on my vigilant plea. I have seen your logic and reason displayed for the last five months. Come defend me, good sirs.
Be Excellent To Each Other
Party On, Dudes!
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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Here kitty kitty...
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-aZEFP9aKTsYYalpg9ABs_lN3xKHlIm0HYnZfNMj6xijnWgf1SA

    :wave:
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Pumpkin Chunkin?

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  • Guitar92player
    Guitar92player Posts: 664
    Well you should be able to go pick them up at a gun show, no questions asked. If they don't have one, make sure to tell them they are unAmerican.
    ~Carter~

    You can spend your time alone, redigesting past regrets, oh
    or you can come to terms and realize
    you're the only one who can't forgive yourself, oh
    makes much more sense to live in the present tense     - Present Tense
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,547
    Don't forget your RPGs !! :lol:

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    Bentleyspop wrote:
    Don't forget your RPGs !! :lol:

    Ared-dawn-cast_zps5ce90757.jpg
    Good point.

    My M777 and RPG are much needed ... the enemy is at bay ... I must defend my home from intrusion.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG7lUcvIqvmvI_s9s8B3P7DnhUJIilM8a0MwxAKJFf0nyTtW0nLQ
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,547
    Jason P wrote:
    Bentleyspop wrote:
    Don't forget your RPGs !! :lol:

    Ared-dawn-cast_zps5ce90757.jpg
    Good point.

    My M777 and RPG are much needed ... the enemy is at bay ... I must defend my home from intrusion.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRG7lUcvIqvmvI_s9s8B3P7DnhUJIilM8a0MwxAKJFf0nyTtW0nLQ

    Yes you must because here they come now....

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    OK, but only if I get to do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjPO1Sd3Vw
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    Navy Seals???

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHTHAGxyxq1L3l7F4YTem96aQtRFxr3Pf4GjuYLOKRPws9VP6Cvg

    No. Just our local police.

    I need a M777. They are trying to take away my M777 so they can enslave me. A guy with Michael Jordan's mustache once did it. Come on ...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0TUENqgshch9r68Zvcruu1TkCjx--Sa1Haa3dQOECOlmj8Rmx
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk1ciJCLth4fJmo-uPjmKT8LfXOpz_DTLqPoF8FsrK7bi2jgWtuw

    should be selling this

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    With No Red Tape!

    :x
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Grand Theft Auto satisfies those urges of mine :P
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,470
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    "i have low testosterone and a small penis. and since it is illegal for me to purchase testosterone without a prescription from my doctor (fucking stupid government regulations..), my only recourse to help my situation is to buy what i can legally... like this gun for instance..."

    wayne lapierre


    rambo8-19-final.jpg

    :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,470
    the united state senate is absolutlely fucking worthless.

    i am not surprised with the results of the vote.

    i am surprised that john mccain reclaimed his mavericky status and voted with the dems in support of the bill.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    brianlux wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    you jest but this does sound like the reasoning of gun opponents ...
    yes :?

    I would think the opposite is true- the reasoning of NRA supporters who misunderstand the constitution and the context within which the 2nd amendment was written.
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,470
    pandora wrote:
    Yes, I see how you would see the opposite ... you are today's gun opponent.
    are you happy with the outcome of the vote?

    if so, why?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,470
    Godfather. wrote:
    maybe we should outlaw;
    spoons for making people fat
    and cars for driving drunk people
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Godfather.
    you can not equate any of those things to gun violence.

    i know you are joking, but this is no time for jokes.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."

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