"The infamous clothesline question. . . " smh

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dial up on youtube
    'penn & teller: bullshit! - lawns'
    it fits right here in this thread

    good stuff
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Oh man, I love that Bullshit series. I'm a fan of both those guys anyway.

    It's definitely a bitch sometimes to own property and still have to follow certain guidelines, whether via an association or just city ordinances (both can be changed in some cases too). But, I knew what I was signing away in exchange for our home.

    I get the aesthetics side of it as well (not to mention the nod to the damned image trend that skews so much) as I do the less-energy-used one.

    Reason fits somewhere in there, I believe.
  • aerialaerial Posts: 2,319
    We have a washer that also dries the clothes. It's supposedly popular in Europe. I hate it because it drys the wrinkles into your clothes. The best thing about having a dryer is you don't have to do a lot of ironing. So most of the time I resort to the no spin cycle and hang my clothes to Drip Dry ( I haven't seen those care instructions on clothing in a long time) in the wind. I do love a dryer but I also love the smell of freshly washed sheet that have been hung on the line outside to dry....
    Offended by laundry?.... :roll:
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,393
    My grandmother hung her clothes on a line in the dead of winter in Lancaster County, PA. She said it freeze dried her clothes. I saw her do it one time. Pants on the line looked like boards. Very cool- I thought it looked like art.

    Growing up, all we had was a clothes lines outside, clothes racks in. My father build a board walk over the clay soil in the yard with two wooden t-beams and clothes lines. That's where my mother was the first time she heard me say the word "fuck". The clothes pins were cool.

    A lot of cool shit happens around clothes lines.
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  • riotgrlriotgrl LOUISVILLE Posts: 1,895
    Never thought a thread about clotheslines would get contentious :lol:

    However, I will say I live in one of those neighborhoods with a HOA and we have by-laws that prohibit clotheslines. However, I decided about 2 years ago that I wanted one anyway and I put it in my backyard as close to the house as I could get it so very few of my neighbors would be able to see it. The VP of the HOA was not happy about this - luckily I'm married to him so I told him that if he would like a happy home life the clothesline stays :lol: True story.
    Are we getting something out of this all-encompassing trip?

    Seems my preconceptions are what should have been burned...

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  • PJ_Soul wrote:
    It can be an eyesore. I wouldn't be happy if my neighbors were stringing up their laundry. It gives a feeling of being in a slum a littl bit IMO. But people generally need to calm the fuck down and be more tolerant of other people's behaviour. Sometimes things just aren't going to please everyone - that's life.

    That said, I'm in support of bylaws banning the hanging of laundry outside where it can be seen by others.


    I'd rather see laundry then people picking their noses or hocking loogies on the street. Living in Vancouver (?), you know exactly what I mean.

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  • stardust1976stardust1976 Posts: 1,301
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    It's all in the eye of the beholder.
    I think it's an eyesore. Just as bad as junked cars in the front yard. Graffiti, on the other hand, is not an eyesore to me, yet the city keeps painting over it. It's just a matter of opinion.
    And there are other ways to hang dry clothes than to string it up for all to see. I hang or flat dry probably 70% of the clothes that I wear, but I do so inside on racks made for this purpose. Got them at Ikea for $10 each. My neighbors don't have to look at that mess. Lucky them.

    Are you being serious? You honestly are comparing junked out cars to people's clean sheets and clothes on a line?
    I'm sorry, but this is one of the most ridiculous examples of arrogance I have come across.

    How is a prime example of someone saving energy and money so ugly to you? Do you not care about the planet at all? Did you even bother to read/understand the hypocrisy that the United States are displaying? That if other nations across the globe followed the example shown by the US that the world would be in a heap of shit?

    This seems to be another of the 'do as I say, but not as I do' type of things that many nations, not the least being the US, are so so good at.

    Drying clothes on a line outside (as opposed to inside a stuffy apartment or house), is not only completely free it is also completely energy efficient. It takes no electricity or gas and your clothes smell fantastic. I simply do not understand the mentality of thinking rusted rubbish and scrawled profanity on walls is more attractive than some person's clean clothes.

    There is also the idea that you are presuming that people have both the money in the bank to waste on energy that is free from the wind and sun, AND that people have room in their houses to dry laundry on racks for a full house load of people. That may be all well and good if you are a single person on a good income, but for a normal family how is that practical, affordable or even possible? That's in part where your arrogance comes in. To assume that because you bought cheap racks at Ikea and therefore are not subjecting your neighbours to your 'mess', you are setting a better example is highly ridiculous.

    What kind of legacy are you leaving for the next generation if you believe that clean clothes being seen in the open are more of a mess than actual rubbish or some scrawl put on a wall illegally, AND you believe that utilising the free energy that our planet offers us, and that has been acceptable for all bar the last 50 years maybe, is not an option you support?

    When India and China decide that having electronic equipment in every house is a must just like the wonderful US has shown them, the world is fucked, to put it nicely.

    Now don't get me wrong - I love my dryer. But I cannot justify using it when it's warm and sunny outside and my clothes will dry in a couple of hours naturally. So my dryer is used sparingly here. If you live in a wet cold climate, I get it. When it's sunny and warmer, or even overcast and windy, clothes dry quicker on a line. Drying clothes inside on a rack is a last resort - they end up stiff and smelly because they aren't aired out properly.

    I truly cannot fathom a society where a clothes line gets you into trouble - it seems beyond ridiculous. I'm sorry for the rant on the subject but I am just so baffled by the attitude, it's messing with my mind.
  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    riotgrl wrote:
    Never thought a thread about clotheslines would get contentious :lol:

    However, I will say I live in one of those neighborhoods with a HOA and we have by-laws that prohibit clotheslines. However, I decided about 2 years ago that I wanted one anyway and I put it in my backyard as close to the house as I could get it so very few of my neighbors would be able to see it. The VP of the HOA was not happy about this - luckily I'm married to him so I told him that if he would like a happy home life the clothesline stays :lol: True story.


    I love this story. Riotgrl you are quite the rebel. :lol::clap: :thumbup:
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  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    chadwick wrote:
    some places won't allow you to have a pool in your backyard unless underground. all above ground pools will be lit of fire immediately
    Yeah, but, c'mon. Above ground pools? As bad as that old ford on cinderblocks with 2 feet of grass growing around the blocks...
  • The asshole that killed for his distraught over clothes hanging in his neighbour's backyard: I'm wondering how 'squeaky clean' he was? People are so gawdamn narcissistic they cannot see past their noses.

    For example, I wonder if this guy casually tossed his cigarrettes out the window of his car when he was finished with his smoke as he drove? Now... in my mind... this is an offence. These clowns: I want to follow them home and slap them. With butts too gross to pile in their ashtray and dispose of without littering the roads and sidewalks of our communities, these people essentially shit all over their neighbours and communities when they throw them on the ground.

    If I was a cop, I would pursue these people and they would pay hefty fines for their disrespect and general offensiveness. If I was an NRA member... I'd chase them with my pick up truck, firing shots in the air, and yelling "Yee haw!" while doing so.

    Owners leaving their dog shit for everyone to admire are another example of a person that needs a slap. It might be one day soon where I simply grab the turd and rub it into somebody's face: "Hey asshole. You forgot this. Take it with you! We don't want it. We don't love your mutt as much as you do!"

    Laundry hanging in a backyard? If you don't like looking at it... turn your head 30 degrees away from it until the sight of it is not in your line of vision- problem solved. Geezuz. Wtf?
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  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    at least now i understand how communities get developed where everyone has to use the same paint and aren't allowed to hang flags ... :fp: ...

    i find it utterly sad that someone could claim eyesore as a reason not to do what's right on so many levels ...

    drying your clothes by air:
    * preserves the life of your clothes
    * uses less energy and products
    * is good for the planet
    * saves people money

    and people aren't supposed to do that because someone considers it an eyesore!?? ... what if i consider people wearing jeans an eyesore - should we ban that!? ... fucking absurd ...
  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    riotgrl wrote:
    Never thought a thread about clotheslines would get contentious :lol:
    Leave it to AMT, right? :lol:
  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    The clothesline thing is ridiculous, I agree, but all you folks focusing on the "eyesore" part of it -- you're missing the point. It's not that it's an eyesore per se, but that it creates a perception of the neighborhood that could potential lower property values. Like it or not, clotheslines are associated with...well, not poverty, but not wealth either. The perception of wealth can create economic value.
  • MotoDC wrote:
    The clothesline thing is ridiculous, I agree, but all you folks focusing on the "eyesore" part of it -- you're missing the point. It's not that it's an eyesore per se, but that it creates a perception of the neighborhood that could potential lower property values. Like it or not, clotheslines are associated with...well, not poverty, but not wealth either. The perception of wealth can create economic value.

    The point has not been lost- it's just weak.

    On a smaller scale and speaking strictly from the environmentalist side of things: if people subscribe to this line of thinking... then they would have the same (or at least similar) value set as larger, greedy, demonized corporations seeking a stronger bottom line even if it means a cost to the environment: both primarily concerned with their economic welfare.
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  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    MotoDC wrote:
    The clothesline thing is ridiculous, I agree, but all you folks focusing on the "eyesore" part of it -- you're missing the point. It's not that it's an eyesore per se, but that it creates a perception of the neighborhood that could potential lower property values. Like it or not, clotheslines are associated with...well, not poverty, but not wealth either. The perception of wealth can create economic value.
    The point has not been lost- it's just weak.

    On a smaller scale and speaking strictly from the environmentalist side of things: if people subscribe to this line of thinking... then they would have the same (or at least similar) value set as larger, greedy, demonized corporations seeking a stronger bottom line even if it means a cost to the environment: both primarily concerned with their economic welfare.
    Eh, I don't recall seeing the point made once, so whether it was lost is a matter of opinion. Perhaps it wasn't lost on you. Anyhow, I agree it's weak vis-a-vis the clothesline, but it's still stronger than the raw "eyesore" complaint. If I risk 100s of thousands of my own money on a home, it's reasonable to expect the image that contributed to that high cost to be protected. I honestly didn't read the OP's article, so I guess I'll add the caveat here that it shouldn't be the local gov't making these ordinances, but the neighborhood's HoA. If it's the local gov't making this rule, I do have a problem with it.
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    MotoDC wrote:
    The clothesline thing is ridiculous, I agree, but all you folks focusing on the "eyesore" part of it -- you're missing the point. It's not that it's an eyesore per se, but that it creates a perception of the neighborhood that could potential lower property values. Like it or not, clotheslines are associated with...well, not poverty, but not wealth either. The perception of wealth can create economic value.

    this line of reasoning is also absurd ... if i park a porsche in front of a condemned home - am i gonna sell it for more? ... housing values are gonna be based on numerous variables ... if a clothesline is one of them - people have lost all sense of reason ...

    i live in a neighbourhood that's average house probably goes for $800k (i rent) ... and many people hang their clothes ... i pretty much hang all my clothes to dry ... only thing i don't are towels and my sheets (mainly because they are kinda big) ...

    just because some people consider a clothesline a sign of "not wealth" doesn't make it fair or reasonable ... if i put $200 jeans on the clothesline - what then? ... if a neighbour comes home with a ton of shopping bags from wal mart - what about that? ...
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    oh gosh nothing smells better than clothes hung out to dry in the fresh air and sunshine
    remembering by gone days and my Mama
    I long to live in the countryside where no one can tell me no
    That's living! :D
  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    polaris_x wrote:
    MotoDC wrote:
    The clothesline thing is ridiculous, I agree, but all you folks focusing on the "eyesore" part of it -- you're missing the point. It's not that it's an eyesore per se, but that it creates a perception of the neighborhood that could potential lower property values. Like it or not, clotheslines are associated with...well, not poverty, but not wealth either. The perception of wealth can create economic value.

    this line of reasoning is also absurd ... if i park a porsche in front of a condemned home - am i gonna sell it for more? ... housing values are gonna be based on numerous variables ... if a clothesline is one of them - people have lost all sense of reason ...

    i live in a neighbourhood that's average house probably goes for $800k (i rent) ... and many people hang their clothes ... i pretty much hang all my clothes to dry ... only thing i don't are towels and my sheets (mainly because they are kinda big) ...

    just because some people consider a clothesline a sign of "not wealth" doesn't make it fair or reasonable ... if i put $200 jeans on the clothesline - what then? ... if a neighbour comes home with a ton of shopping bags from wal mart - what about that? ...
    I'm sorry you don't understand real estate...the line of reasoning is standard and accepted...you may disagree as to whether clotheslines themselves impact property value...I said myself that the rule is ridiculous...that the impact in this example is exaggerated at least...nevertheless the line of reasoning that the general appearance of a neighborhood impacts the value of the houses contained in it is pretty basic...

    If you want to talk about absurd lines of reasoning...wal mart bags would generally be found inside the house other than the 5 seconds that they are carried from car to house...so it's an irrelevant example...if you wanted to decorate your front-yard tree with wal mart bags...then maybe we'd have a what-if to discuss...
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    MotoDC wrote:
    I'm sorry you don't understand real estate...the line of reasoning is standard and accepted...you may disagree as to whether clotheslines themselves impact property value...I said myself that the rule is ridiculous...that the impact in this example is exaggerated at least...nevertheless the line of reasoning that the general appearance of a neighborhood impacts the value of the houses contained in it is pretty basic...

    If you want to talk about absurd lines of reasoning...wal mart bags would generally be found inside the house other than the 5 seconds that they are carried from car to house...so it's an irrelevant example...if you wanted to decorate your front-yard tree with wal mart bags...then maybe we'd have a what-if to discuss...

    haha ... it's funny cuz i work sort of in real estate ...

    sooo ... you admit as much that it is ridiculous but that we should accept it nonetheless!??

    really - this topic makes me:

    1. glad i don't live in such an ignorant community
    2. sad that there are places where people are like this

    as for the wal-mart bags ... am i now to believe that if a person indeed were to say have wal mart bags in front of his house ... for whatever reason - you'd be ok with the same judgmental assumptions?
  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    polaris_x wrote:
    MotoDC wrote:
    I'm sorry you don't understand real estate...the line of reasoning is standard and accepted...you may disagree as to whether clotheslines themselves impact property value...I said myself that the rule is ridiculous...that the impact in this example is exaggerated at least...nevertheless the line of reasoning that the general appearance of a neighborhood impacts the value of the houses contained in it is pretty basic...

    If you want to talk about absurd lines of reasoning...wal mart bags would generally be found inside the house other than the 5 seconds that they are carried from car to house...so it's an irrelevant example...if you wanted to decorate your front-yard tree with wal mart bags...then maybe we'd have a what-if to discuss...

    haha ... it's funny cuz i work sort of in real estate ...

    sooo ... you admit as much that it is ridiculous but that we should accept it nonetheless!??

    really - this topic makes me:

    1. glad i don't live in such an ignorant community
    2. sad that there are places where people are like this

    as for the wal-mart bags ... am i now to believe that if a person indeed were to say have wal mart bags in front of his house ... for whatever reason - you'd be ok with the same judgmental assumptions?
    If you work in real estate...i hope you understand that neighborhood appearances do impact individual property values...

    my opinion on the clotheslines is that the local gov't should never ban them (outside of some weird extenuating circumstances)...HoAs should have the freedom to do so but shouldn't opt to...perhaps at most a restriction on the size so that you don't have giant contraptions like in the video in OP's link...

    if someone decorated their front yard with wal mart bags...who needs assumptions at that point...not many folks would want to live next to that just on the face of it...
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    MotoDC wrote:
    If you work in real estate...i hope you understand that neighborhood appearances do impact individual property values...

    my opinion on the clotheslines is that the local gov't should never ban them (outside of some weird extenuating circumstances)...HoAs should have the freedom to do so but shouldn't opt to...perhaps at most a restriction on the size so that you don't have giant contraptions like in the video in OP's link...

    if someone decorated their front yard with wal mart bags...who needs assumptions at that point...not many folks would want to live next to that just on the face of it...

    i do understand the various things that go into property values ... in most places - having a clothesline is not one of them ... and it is my belief that in places where they are - it's wrong ...

    i'm not even suggesting decorating with walmart bags ... but say they put their garbage in those plastic bags and left them on the curb for pickup ...

    either way - assessing property values on clothesline is absurd ... whether people do it or not ... talk about taking away someone's freedoms!
  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    riotgrl wrote:
    Never thought a thread about clotheslines would get contentious :lol:

    However, I will say I live in one of those neighborhoods with a HOA and we have by-laws that prohibit clotheslines. However, I decided about 2 years ago that I wanted one anyway and I put it in my backyard as close to the house as I could get it so very few of my neighbors would be able to see it. The VP of the HOA was not happy about this - luckily I'm married to him so I told him that if he would like a happy home life the clothesline stays :lol: True story.


    I love this story. Riotgrl you are quite the rebel. :lol::clap: :thumbup:

    Yeah, great story riotgrl. Now, only if you could talk to the VP about getting rid of such a dumb rule altogether... ;)
  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    polaris_x wrote:
    at least now i understand how communities get developed where everyone has to use the same paint and aren't allowed to hang flags ... :fp: ...

    i find it utterly sad that someone could claim eyesore as a reason not to do what's right on so many levels ...

    drying your clothes by air:
    * preserves the life of your clothes
    * uses less energy and products
    * is good for the planet
    * saves people money

    and people aren't supposed to do that because someone considers it an eyesore!?? ... what if i consider people wearing jeans an eyesore - should we ban that!? ... fucking absurd ...

    My sisters, who all have and use their clothes lines but for sheets and beach towels only have said this to me while putting wet clothes on the line: the sun fades the color! You can't do that! :roll:
  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    MotoDC wrote:
    The clothesline thing is ridiculous, I agree, but all you folks focusing on the "eyesore" part of it -- you're missing the point. It's not that it's an eyesore per se, but that it creates a perception of the neighborhood that could potential lower property values. Like it or not, clotheslines are associated with...well, not poverty, but not wealth either. The perception of wealth can create economic value.

    Tell me, then, how solar panels could potentially lower property values. Same with wind turbines. Locally, a development voted to kick homeowners out of the community because they had solar panels in their back yard. Oh, and I've heard in some places that front gardens are against rules. Gardens are now eyesores too, to the wealthy, not aesthetically appropriate!
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,013
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    It can be an eyesore. I wouldn't be happy if my neighbors were stringing up their laundry. It gives a feeling of being in a slum a littl bit IMO. But people generally need to calm the fuck down and be more tolerant of other people's behaviour. Sometimes things just aren't going to please everyone - that's life.

    That said, I'm in support of bylaws banning the hanging of laundry outside where it can be seen by others.


    I'd rather see laundry then people picking their noses or hocking loogies on the street. Living in Vancouver (?), you know exactly what I mean.
    Um, yeah, that is not pleasant. I'd rather see laundry than a lot of things one can see in Vancouver!
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  • I'm sure that six cars, on a driveway is less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure weeds on a lawn are less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure that no lawn at all is less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure that a roof that needs replacing and still has not been, is less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure that when I want to sit in my backyard and enjoy nature, yet have to listen to some shitty music from some neighbours house, is less appealing then a clothes line.

    Listening to the neighbours air vent from their dryer, while sitting outside is less appealing then a clothes line.

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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    I'm sure that six cars, on a driveway is less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure weeds on a lawn are less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure that no lawn at all is less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure that a roof that needs replacing and still has not been, is less appealing then a clothes line.

    I'm sure that when I want to sit in my backyard and enjoy nature, yet have to listen to some shitty music from some neighbours house, is less appealing then a clothes line.

    Listening to the neighbours air vent from their dryer, while sitting outside is less appealing then a clothes line.
    ..
    I like the gential crabs laced filthy couch on the porch decor... I think it is called, 'Eclectic, Shabby Chic Fung Sway' or something.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    MotoDC wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    some places won't allow you to have a pool in your backyard unless underground. all above ground pools will be lit of fire immediately
    Yeah, but, c'mon. Above ground pools? As bad as that old ford on cinderblocks with 2 feet of grass growing around the blocks...
    it aint your flippin business what someone else has in their own backyard
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    if i were a god damn multimillionaire in a mansion on a hill i'd be havin some badass laundry hanging around outside on me lines. i'd make it a fucking party & invite everyone to hang laundry & those whom believe i am out of my mind & crude & rude for being concerned with saving money & the environment, well, i'd hope & pray they all fall down & have a stroke

    it aint just poor ppl who hang out their wash
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    I dry my panties on a 60 foot flagpole in my front yard.
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