N. Korean Nuclear Threats

Kel Varnsen

I thought the bigger threat with regards to North Korea was their conventional weapons. I remember reading somewhere that they have a ton of artillery on their side of the DMZ and it is ready to fire and pointed at Seoul.

Jason P

Kel Varnsen wrote:

I thought the bigger threat with regards to North Korea was their conventional weapons. I remember reading somewhere that they have a ton of artillery on their side of the DMZ and it is ready to fire and pointed at Seoul.

Yeah, the south didn't do a very good job of positioning it's capital city, geographically speaking. I think they are less then 30 miles from the border

even flow - question mark

So was it China or their proxy child North Korea, hacking into the South's computers.

JonnyPistachio

This crap is getting weird. :crazy: :wtf:

Cosmo

I love our message:
Dear L'il Kim,
Look up. See those 2 black, boomerang looking things the the sky? Those are B-2 Bombers. They are long range stand-off stealth bombers capable of delivering up to 12 nuclear tipped advanced air lauched cruise missiles (each) from a range of 12,000 miles (give or take a hundred miles or so). We just thought we'd fly them over your head, and you and your radar never saw them coming... and you will never see them coming. Which, by the way, they came from Whiteman AFB... that's in Missouri.
Now, you can tell your people what ever you want, we really don't care. Go ahead and tell them that you scared us off and we are cowereing in our shoes from your grand North Korean made missiles... which we both know are a couple of steps crappier than the Mexican made inter-Continental Ballistic missiles. We really don't care what you tell your people... I mean, they think your dad was the greatest golfer ever and made 18 holes in one in one game. So, it proves, those fuckers will believe anything.
But... rest assured... if you turn any of your words into actions, there will not be any warning shots. You will never see another B-2 flying overhead. A full squadron of them will unleash their full load of nuclear tipped cruise missile from somewhere, 12,000 miles (give or take a hundred miles or so) from your borders and you will only know we are there by the distinct sound of the missiles intake. It means you have about 2 seconds to react. After that... the flash you see... that will be your ride into afterlife.
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Other than that... how's the Misses? Oh, and love the new hairdo (yours, of course).

Love,
The United States of America.

Jeanwah

Cosmo wrote:

I love our message:
Dear L'il Kim,
Look up. See those 2 black, boomerang looking things the the sky? Those are B-2 Bombers. They are long range stand-off stealth bombers capable of delivering up to 12 nuclear tipped advanced air lauched cruise missiles (each) from a range of 12,000 miles (give or take a hundred miles or so). We just thought we'd fly them over your head, and you and your radar never saw them coming... and you will never see them coming. Which, by the way, they came from Whiteman AFB... that's in Missouri.
Now, you can tell your people what ever you want, we really don't care. Go ahead and tell them that you scared us off and we are cowereing in our shoes from your grand North Korean made missiles... which we both know are a couple of steps crappier than the Mexican made inter-Continental Ballistic missiles. We really don't care what you tell your people... I mean, they think your dad was the greatest golfer ever and made 18 holes in one in one game. So, it proves, those fuckers will believe anything.
But... rest assured... if you turn any of your words into actions, there will not be any warning shots. You will never see another B-2 flying overhead. A full squadron of them will unleash their full load of nuclear tipped cruise missile from somewhere, 12,000 miles (give or take a hundred miles or so) from your borders and you will only know we are there by the distinct sound of the missiles intake. It means you have about 2 seconds to react. After that... the flash you see... that will be your ride into afterlife.
...
Other than that... how's the Misses? Oh, and love the new hairdo (yours, of course).

Love,
The United States of America.

This wasn't written by Dennis Rodman...

That said,

this whole thing is sad & scary.

chadwick

Cosmo wrote:

I love our message:
Dear L'il Kim,
Look up. See those 2 black, boomerang looking things the the sky? Those are B-2 Bombers. They are long range stand-off stealth bombers capable of delivering up to 12 nuclear tipped advanced air lauched cruise missiles (each) from a range of 12,000 miles (give or take a hundred miles or so). We just thought we'd fly them over your head, and you and your radar never saw them coming... and you will never see them coming. Which, by the way, they came from Whiteman AFB... that's in Missouri.
Now, you can tell your people what ever you want, we really don't care. Go ahead and tell them that you scared us off and we are cowereing in our shoes from your grand North Korean made missiles... which we both know are a couple of steps crappier than the Mexican made inter-Continental Ballistic missiles. We really don't care what you tell your people... I mean, they think your dad was the greatest golfer ever and made 18 holes in one in one game. So, it proves, those fuckers will believe anything.
But... rest assured... if you turn any of your words into actions, there will not be any warning shots. You will never see another B-2 flying overhead. A full squadron of them will unleash their full load of nuclear tipped cruise missile from somewhere, 12,000 miles (give or take a hundred miles or so) from your borders and you will only know we are there by the distinct sound of the missiles intake. It means you have about 2 seconds to react. After that... the flash you see... that will be your ride into afterlife.
...
Other than that... how's the Misses? Oh, and love the new hairdo (yours, of course).

Love,
The United States of America.

that is pretty funny actually

donnaruhl

Are they not the biggest cult in the world?

Cosmo

donnaruhl wrote:

Are they not the biggest cult in the world?

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Maybe not the biggest... definately the most clueless.
I mean, come on... they believe Kim Jung Il shot an 18 in golf (that's a -54 under par). i give him the benefit of the doubt if it was miniature golf (even then, that WindMill is a killer).

donnaruhl

The bad part is that he's a twenty-some year old,with the capacity to do great harm.And just may,To prove his self worth to his people.I was thinking that because he is in his twenty's,He could be persuaded to change his outlook on the World around him.But that's wishful thinking on my part. It would be like beating a dead horse.

Cliffy6745

Kid is a schmuck. I would put some Seal Team 6 on the job and pop the fat fuck in the head.

ComeToTX

He want's to nuke us here in Austin. He must hate craft beer, live music, BBQ and breakfast tacos.

brianlux

ComeToTX wrote:

He want's to nuke us here in Austin. He must hate craft beer, live music, BBQ and breakfast tacos.

It's either that or he's just plain jealous!

Jason P

ComeToTX wrote:

He want's to nuke us here in Austin. He must hate craft beer, live music, BBQ and breakfast tacos.

He must have never heard of the word "brisket".

:fp:

FYI - I had some of the best brisket ever in Llano, TX and some of the best ribs ever in Gruene, TX in the past week.

:angel:

Cosmo

donnaruhl wrote:

The bad part is that he's a twenty-some year old,with the capacity to do great harm.And just may,To prove his self worth to his people.I was thinking that because he is in his twenty's,He could be persuaded to change his outlook on the World around him.But that's wishful thinking on my part. It would be like beating a dead horse.

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The North Korean military command know the capabilities of the U.S. Strategic Forces and do not want to get vaporized because of some dumb fat Asian kid.
They will assassinate him and tell their unsuspecting populous that the U.S. killed him... just like they killed bin Laden. They will openly pronounce, 'Death To America!' at their military rallies, but send the Pentagon E-Cards saying, 'Please, Don't Nuke Us (we're only kidding.)'.

Jason P

My biggest concern is that the North has gotten away with some serious crap in the past few years ... Hell, they sank a war ship ... Took around 50 sailers down to Davy Jones' locker and got away with it.

I think they think they can still pull crap off like that today ... And I think the South and the US have the whipping stick ready for a thrashing if they decide to pee in the jacuzzi this time around ...

:?

Thoughts_Arrive

hedonist wrote:

I blame Rodman.

And Psy lol

Thoughts_Arrive

I find this whole thing bizarre.
If not so serious it would be comical because:

-The propaganda videos remind me of Star Wars Death Star crew/James Bond/Austin Powers' Dr Evil/Big Brother novel
-The footage of soldiers jumping for joy at the 'successful' strike of rockets on some NK Island
-The footage of soldiers running in the water trying to greet Kim.

the wolf

Jason P wrote:

My biggest concern is that the North has gotten away with some serious crap in the past few years ... Hell, they sank a war ship ... Took around 50 sailers down to Davy Jones' locker and got away with it.

I think they think they can still pull crap off like that today ... And I think the South and the US have the whipping stick ready for a thrashing if they decide to pee in the jacuzzi this time around ...

:?

I agree. I think the whipping stick is halfway out of its sheath too.

As much as I'm against preemptive strikes, try as I might, I don't see a way around it here unless N. Korea just stands way the fuck down, and soon.

Cosmo

Thoughts_Arrive wrote:

I find this whole thing bizarre.
If not so serious it would be comical because:

-The propaganda videos remind me of Star Wars Death Star crew/James Bond/Austin Powers' Dr Evil/Big Brother novel
-The footage of soldiers jumping for joy at the 'successful' strike of rockets on some NK Island
-The footage of soldiers running in the water trying to greet Kim.

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Those films are propaganda films for the North Korean people. Consider the over the top enthusiasm... I've seen better acting in Mentos commercials... better actors in Trojan dildo commercials. The Korean 'actors' aren't paid.. but, they do get to keep their lives, so it is worth it.
Again... there are North Koreans in the Military Command that have knowledge of what is going on in the world... including the massive destructive power in the hands of the United States Air Force. They like living and they have wives and kids whose lives they love, too. They are not going to risk themselves... and their relatively cushy lifestyle for themselves and their families for this overweight William Hung.