Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤&#187 wrote:
    usual Wednesday night conversation i see :p
    Yep....we were missing you, so thought if we started talking about chicks having sex with horses, you'd come running ;):D

    How's thangs chickadee?

    It's thunder n lightening here....prolly should turn this thing off :eek:
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    It's thunder n lightening here....prolly should turn thing thing off :eek:


    i don't even want to know what "Thing Thing" is.


    but i'm assuming it's kinky.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Haha! See even Glenn said it :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    i don't even want to know what "Thing Thing" is.


    but i'm assuming it's kinky.
    :eek: L.......M......F..........A.........O.....!!!! :D

    don't worry....nothing kinky, just a typo . If I was talking about "thing thing" I woulda been turning "thing thing" on ;)


    FARK!!! :eek: That was a biggun :eek: Now Maddi's awake....grrrrr!
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Yep....we were missing you, so thought if we started talking about chicks having sex with horses, you'd come running ;):D

    How's thangs chickadee?

    It's thunder n lightening here....prolly should turn this thing off :eek:

    Things are fine Kyl's, other than my back. Im having some serious issues with my lower back at the moment. Dunno whats going on. Might have to go see a chiro me thinks.

    So its stormy there huh. ahhh, i love those nights!
    Nothing but cool evenings here :) Hows the board going? How many times have you licked Ed's signature? :D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    OK.....It's right here now and LOUD :eek: The lights were just flickering, so I think I had best turn the pute off :( I don't wanna risk having my modem explode AGAIN!

    So Goodnight my precious's and sweet dreams! xoxo
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Things are fine Kyl's, other than my back. Im having some serious issues with my lower back at the moment. Dunno whats going on. Might have to go see a chiro me thinks.

    So its stormy there huh. ahhh, i love those nights!
    Nothing but cool evenings here Hows the board going? How many times have you licked Ed's signature? :D
    Awwww hun.....not good. You're having a bad time what with your teeth and your back :( Welcome to old age ;);)

    It is stormy. It's been hot here the last 3/4 days so it's nice. The nights have still been freezing though - I hate cold!

    The boards going swell! And there are no signatures where his 'lap' used to lay, so the licking hasn't affected them ;)

    OK....I'm really out now.
    Take care!!!!!!
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Awwww hun.....not good. You're having a bad time what with your teeth and your back :( Welcome to old age ;);)

    It is stormy. It's been hot here the last 3/4 days so it's nice. The nights have still been freezing though - I hate cold!

    The boards going swell! And there are no signatures where his 'lap' used to lay, so the licking hasn't affected them ;)

    OK....I'm really out now.
    Take care!!!!!!

    I am getting old.
    LMFAO about the sigs on Lap area!! You dirty mole!

    Take care in the storms Kyl.... get your candles out girl :)
    Night xoxoxo
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    I've saved the best for last :)

    Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

    The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.

    He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

    "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

    That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

    "No problem," he says. And in they go.

    Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

    They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

    As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra.

    No one says a word.

    So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

    Still, nobody says a word.

    So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.

    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

    He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain.

    Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right, that’s enough, I'll do the fucking dishes!"
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    hahhahaahaa :eek: (bad) Rob!!

    hey Tig!! lower back pain? :(

    storms there Kylie?

    bo-ring here :o
    wah
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    LMFAO!!! Thats was funny as hell!!

    Hi Rob Hi Stella :)

    Bored are ya petal? Me too, but i cant sit at this pc any longer.
    Sorry to make is short and sweet. I have to lay down, fuck this!! :mad:
    Hope you all have a good night Jammers.

    Keep On Rockin :)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    LMFAO!!! Thats was funny as hell!!

    Hi Rob Hi Stella :)

    Bored are ya petal? Me too, but i cant sit at this pc any longer.
    Sorry to make is short and sweet. I have to lay down, fuck this!! :mad:
    Hope you all have a good night Jammers.

    Keep On Rockin :)

    Something tells me that it's about time you get your 'better half' to give your back a nice massage :)

    Catch ya later Trudie!!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    hahhahaahaa :eek: (bad) Rob!!

    hey Tig!! lower back pain? :(

    storms there Kylie?

    bo-ring here :o

    Sorry to tell you this Stella, but it is absolutely pissing down here and has been all day :( Fingers crossed for ya :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    :(

    hope you wake up feeling a little better Tig, with Rob on this one.. time for a massage!!

    sweet dreams hun :)
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Something tells me that it's about time you get your 'better half' to give your back a nice massage :)

    Catch ya later Trudie!!
    Yeah! It's probably his fault - SHAGGERS BACK!!!!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Sorry to tell you this Stella, but it is absolutely pissing down here and has been all day :( Fingers crossed for ya :)

    ta Rob :) Syd looks to be 21 the whole time and a few showers.. that i can handle

    i found out the gig on Saturday will go on even if it does rain, only flooding or a severe disaster could cancel it..

    12 hours 'til KK :D
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    another good joke, Rob :D

    I think I had that in one of the very first e-mails I ever got and it's was stiil as funny :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    LMFAO!!! Thats was funny as hell!!

    Hi Rob Hi Stella :)

    Bored are ya petal? Me too, but i cant sit at this pc any longer.
    Sorry to make is short and sweet. I have to lay down, fuck this!! :mad:
    Hope you all have a good night Jammers.

    Keep On Rockin :)
    G'Night Tig :)

    Hope you wake up feeling a bit better.....or A LOT better :) Get onto that chiro hun!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    nearly 10K Kylie :eek: :D

    Sam.. as i stalk you on facebook.. explain the fire pics!! you pyromaniac you :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    What's the deal, Stella?? Will you be going 'Thirsty Merc Merchless' on this trip? ;):p :eek:

    Will I have to start calling you Miss Pantsless? :eek:
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