Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

Options
1…31453146314831503151…4023

Comments

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    The only problem is that when Sam got one it was at 5 in the morning. Those poor girls will be lucky to have time to scratch their arses by the time you land in Sydney. Sydney airport around lunchtime is very busy indeed
    Was it THAT early?
    Also....don't forget the 'Sammy Charm' ;)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Was it THAT early?
    Also....don't forget the 'Sammy Charm' ;)

    haha :)

    how can i compete with that? looks like retail price for me

    vitabrits has been quiet... i think he's been smoking lots lately :eek:
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal_pants wrote:
    We're delighted to announce that our first Queensland store will open in Albert St, Brisbane on the 29th of April 2008 at 6.30am.

    :mad: FISHY!!!! :mad:


    i know where i'll be at 6.30am that day.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Hey Wozz???? What nights are you and Leish gonna stay in Brizzy?? I'll change out booking to a 2 bedroom (instead of 1) for those nights, if you're happy to stay with us. Sam mentioned that it had been mentioned the other night??




    Well done Rob :D

    We are gonna stay the friday - sunday... that way we can catch lost dogs as well :) Didn't know you had already booked... is that cool?
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    I want to see this, on a stage, in Sydney. NOW!

    http://s54.photobucket.com/albums/g96/nukeboot/08VedderSoloVancouver2.jpg
    The bat wings are back!!!!! :eek:
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    The only problem is that when Sam got one it was at 5 in the morning. Those poor girls will be lucky to have time to scratch their arses by the time you land in Sydney. Sydney airport around lunchtime is very busy indeed
    Nope, first time was maybe 430 or 5 in the afternoon, second time was 8 30 ish in the morning. :D:D:D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    We are gonna stay the friday - sunday... that way we can catch lost dogs as well :) Didn't know you had already booked... is that cool?
    Yep cool :D No problemo at all!

    What about you Glenno??? What are you gonna do those nights....stay or get a taxi home??
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    vital5 wrote:
    The bat wings are back!!!!! :eek:

    What about the MR symbol on the tape spool?? :eek:
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    What about the MR symbol on the tape spool?? :eek:
    haha sweet!!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Got told a good joke in work today :)

    A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

    His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"

    "Oh, no! I never found her head."

    :eek: :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    We are gonna stay the friday - sunday... that way we can catch lost dogs as well :) Didn't know you had already booked... is that cool?
    Hang on......I won't say a definite yes.....trying to sort something out here and I may not be able to share :(

    Sorry.....shoulda looked into it before opening my big mouth :o
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    What about the MR symbol on the tape spool?? :eek:
    :eek: OMG!!! What about it??? :eek:

    elaborate....does it mean something? :confused:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Got told a good joke in work today :)

    A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

    His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"

    "Oh, no! I never found her head."

    :eek: :D
    :eek:


    LMFAO!!!! I nearly fell off my chair laughing then! SeriouslY....I'm sitting on it the wrong was and forgot the back is at my side, not behind me :o

    Great joke!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: OMG!!! What about it??? :eek:

    elaborate....does it mean something? :confused:

    It was the 3rd time I'd seen that picture and had only just realised that the MR logo was on the reel of tape. Wish I could tell the man, he'd be stoked, but he went away on holiday with his family today and won't be back till next Wednesday
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek:


    LMFAO!!!! I nearly fell off my chair laughing then! SeriouslY....I'm sitting on it the wrong was and forgot the back is at my side, not behind me :o

    Great joke!

    It's a good one :) Here's another

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

    The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It was the 3rd time I'd seen that picture and had only just realised that the MR logo was on the reel of tape. Wish I could tell the man, he'd be stoked, but he went away on holiday with his family today and won't be back till next Wednesday
    Awwww :) he would....save the pic for him :)
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Awwww :) he would....save the pic for him :)

    I'm just wondering where he went ;)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's a good one :) Here's another

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

    The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'

    :eek: hahaaa that one's oooooooold :D

    VITABRITS :mad:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's a good one :) Here's another

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee, a 250g pack of bacon

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the Drunk to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

    The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D


    I had that in an e-mail a while back, but had forgotten it.......EXCELLENT!!!! :D
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    forum time is racing ahead.. now 14/15 mins?
    wah
This discussion has been closed.

Categories