Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    How fuggin ironic is that - talking about tax..

    We got a new client the other day who is a high income earner and her company grosses about a mil in sales. She was unhappy with her last accountant (coz he always took so long to respond to her calls) and came to up to set up a superfund, Had a look at her accounts whilst here and said 'think there's some room for improvement".

    I said to the old man "check out the motor vehicle expenses in the company. I reckon it may be better off paying her a MV allowance. Can you check it out"

    We just saved her over $11,000 in tax. We billed her $2200 (including about 300 extra for our good deed) when the last gut billed her $3000. She just walked through the door 20 seconds after my last post and gave the old man $1500 cash - $500 is now in my wallet.

    The Pearl Jam 2009 Tour Trust has got off to an early start. Too funny

    Why didnt she pay the $2,200

    Omg its taking me ages reading all these posts I should be in the shower.....:)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    aus_suz wrote:
    gees I got like pregnant staight away, once I decided to start that was it....bang!!!
    yep....straight away for 2nd and 3rb bub....
    Aparrently I was wanting to be pregnant too much with the first one. My Obstetrican tricked me in the end. She told me I needed to give up for a few months and to come and see her then. I was there in a few weeks - PREGGERS!!!
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    aus_suz wrote:
    Why didnt she pay the $2,200

    Omg its taking me ages reading all these posts I should be in the shower.....:)

    shower ... if only - im just pulling a quick quiche out of the oven - been at jays swimming carnival all evening
    impatience is a gift ........
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    yep....straight away for 2nd and 3rb bub....
    Aparrently I was wanting to be pregnant too much with the first one. My Obstetrican tricked me in the end. She told me I needed to give up for a few months and to come and see her then. I was there in a few weeks - PREGGERS!!!

    Yeah Ive heard about that...when ppl stop trying they fall staight away.....
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    zenith wrote:
    shower ... if only - im just pulling a quick quiche out of the oven - been at jays swimming carnival all evening

    Matt and Phoebe went swimming tonight.....I went to the funeral of my Grade 5 teacher today...........:(
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    aus_suz wrote:
    Matt and Phoebe went swimming tonight.....I went to the funeral of my Grade 5 teacher today...........:(

    :( thats sad - my high school science teacher died of cancer over the xmas break - i remember at school i was always so scared of him, but in hindsight he was one of the best teachers there.
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    anyway - dinner down, ive been up since 5 so im off to bed
    nite all who are here

    and vital - feeling the need to stir - just dont ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    is it safe to enter now? no talk of babies?!?!

    *peeks through fingers* :eek:
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal_pants wrote:
    is it safe to enter now? no talk of babies?!?!

    *peeks through fingers* :eek:


    you might be up the duff stella.


    that spider might have laid eggs in your foot.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    illegal_pants wrote:
    is it safe to enter now? no talk of babies?!?!

    *peeks through fingers* :eek:
    *knocks stella up while she isnt looking* :eek:
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!!!

    It's out!?

    We don't have a video store :(
    The road house has a few DVD's....I'll check there, but I doubt it.
    Thanks for letting me know it's out :D
    Have you got it?


    yeah i gots it. if you can't track it down over there let me know and i might be able to sort something out for you *wink wink*
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    what's worse... spidey babies or vitabrits'? :eek:
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal_pants wrote:
    what's worse... spidey babies or vitabrits'? :eek:


    that's easy.

    vitals.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    threefish10 wrote:
    that's easy.

    vitals.

    hehehe that was too easy
    wah
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    zenith wrote:
    :( thats sad - my high school science teacher died of cancer over the xmas break - i remember at school i was always so scared of him, but in hindsight he was one of the best teachers there.


    Thats sad too....:(
    How did Jays carnival go???

    How was the Quiche...............I have just got out of the shower...............I so get sidetracked.....Its going to take ages for my hair to dry..................And yes its finally raining....:)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    yeah i gots it. if you can't track it down over there let me know and i might be able to sort something out for you *wink wink*
    Awwwww :) you're a darlin' ;)
    I should be able to find it somewhere.
    Let me know if it's as good as I think it'll be :D It looks like it'll be hilarious!
    (hoping they didn't show all the good bits in the preview)
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    threefish10 wrote:
    yeah i gots it. if you can't track it down over there let me know and i might be able to sort something out for you *wink wink*


    Whats out.....did I miss something in all those posts I read....
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    what's worse... spidey babies or vitabrits'? :eek:
    What if he just humped your foot and you have Spiderbrits :eek:
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Awwwww :) you're a darlin' ;)
    I should be able to find it somewhere.
    Let me know if it's as good as I think it'll be :D It looks like it'll be hilarious!
    (hoping they didn't show all the good bits in the preview)


    it is pretty fucking funny, don't know weather i would actually buy it though, but i am a tight arse.

    i rented it today along with Surf's Up and The Kingdom.

    the wife wanted me to get The Nanny Dairies, luckily the store was all out.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    aus_suz wrote:
    I have just got out of the shower...............I so get sidetracked.....

    we are having water issews suz, FOUR MINUTES! :eek: :p

    haha that's so funny.. no one can shower in 4 minutes! :eek: not me anyway :eek:
    wah
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