Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    aus_suz wrote:
    Whats out.....did I miss something in all those posts I read....
    A movie that Glenn was talking about a while ago called 'Hot Rod' :D I'm dying to see it!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    What if he just humped your foot and you have Spiderbrits :eek:

    then i'd eat the babies... :eek::eek::eek: with some warm milk and 2 tsp sugar :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    threefish10 wrote:
    the wife wanted me to get The Nanny Dairies, luckily the store was all out.

    haha how much did you tip the store for hiding it
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal_pants wrote:
    haha that's so funny.. no one can shower in 4 minutes! :eek: not me anyway :eek:


    ummm, when the qld gov gave out the 4 minute egg timer to put in your shower, i used it the 1st time and you know washed and stuff, finished, looked at the egg timer and it was only half way through. so i just stood there for the other 2 minutes bored out of my brain.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    then i'd eat the babies... with some warm milk and 2 tsp sugar :eek:
    shouldn't you have already eaten Stuart?! :eek:

    I just had to go catch n kill a friggen scorpion that Maddi found running up the hallway towards their bedrooms :mad:
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal_pants wrote:
    haha how much did you tip the store for hiding it


    ha ha, i don't really mind watching it, it's got Scar-Jo in it. so you know it'll be and hour and a half of perv
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    ummm, when the qld gov gave out the 4 minute egg timer to put in your shower, i used it the 1st time and you know washed and stuff, finished, looked at the egg timer and it was only half way through. so i just stood there for the other 2 minutes bored out of my brain.
    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha! Classic!


    Gee, I thought it would take you at LEAST 4 minutes to wash "the first body part you wash" ;);):D
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    threefish10 wrote:
    ummm, when the qld gov gave out the 4 minute egg timer to put in your shower, i used it the 1st time and you know washed and stuff, finished, looked at the egg timer and it was only half way through. so i just stood there for the other 2 minutes bored out of my brain.

    NO WAY :eek: you either use 2-in-1 or lied in your post in the what body part do you wash first thread ;)

    SA didn't get jack :eek: maybe we did and i missed the egg timer boat :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    hahaa snap
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    shouldn't you have already eaten Stuart?! :eek:

    I just had to go catch n kill a friggen scorpion that Maddi found running up the hallway towards their bedrooms :mad:

    nooooo those brits have gone stale :eek: ;)

    oh god.. was she screaming? :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    NO WAY :eek: you either use 2-in-1 or lied in your post in the what body part do you wash first thread ;)

    SA didn't get jack :eek: maybe we did and i missed the egg timer boat :eek:
    Great minds ;)
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    threefish10 wrote:
    i start with my body part that is the biggest and would take the longest to clean...

    My Penis!!!!


    J/k, who showers?


    i've highlighted the key point there.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    illegal_pants wrote:
    we are having water issews suz, FOUR MINUTES! :eek: :p

    haha that's so funny.. no one can shower in 4 minutes! :eek: not me anyway :eek:


    Takes me at least 10 to get the shampoo and cond in my hair.......
    When we had a 60L hot water I would shower until it went cold then I would get out...haha
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    hahaa snap



    nooooo those brits have gone stale :eek: ;)

    oh god.. was she screaming? :eek:
    hehe.
    no she wasn't - actually she was a little too casual about it :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    i start with my body part that is the biggest and would take the longest to clean...

    My Penis!!!!


    J/k, who showers?
    :o I had to read that about 4 times before I realized there was 3 lines......I only noticed the middle one ;) :eek: :D
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    threefish10 wrote:
    i've highlighted the key point there.

    :eek: hahahaa... must ask zig how you smelt in bris :eek: ;)

    aw kylie she's a brave lil one :eek: she'd probably enjoy getting rid of the spideys in pappas' room (hahahaa wuss)

    SUZ :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    might catch yas later... night :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    :eek: hahahaa... must ask zig how you smelt in bris

    aw kylie she's a brave lil one :eek: she'd probably enjoy getting rid of the spideys in pappas' room (hahahaa wuss)

    SUZ :eek:
    she's not usually brave with those things......gawd you should have heard her the other day when she had a Daddy Long Legs in her room :eek: You wouldve thought there was a friggen giant carniverous dinosaur in there :rolleyes:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    might catch yas later... night :eek:
    Bye Stella :)
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :o I had to read that about 4 times before I realized there was 3 lines......I only noticed the middle one ;) :eek: :D


    the middle one is all that counts anyway.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    the middle one is all that counts anyway.
    Exactly......and the fact that you don't shower :eek:
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