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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • DonJon wrote:
    Yeah industrial strength
    A few here that might do the job (pardon the pun ;) )

    http://www.industrialvacuums.com/vacuuming_systems.asp?id=50

    The 11th one down looks promising :eek:
  • vital5 wrote:
    omg.... I just made a funny


    Bianca = Female driving under the influence...
    :confused:

    damn you and your clever riddles! :o
  • Collin = A man full of shit


    ? :o
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    :confused:

    damn you and your clever riddles! :o
    Oh i'm not a Riddlin'....

    wanna buy a ticket? i'll take a photo :)

    I'll swap you a jack johnson sydney ticket for a western australia one LOL
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Collin = A man full of shit


    ? :o
    Colin = Man who talks very loudly.
  • vital5 wrote:
    Oh i'm not a Riddlin'....

    wanna buy a ticket? i'll take a photo :)

    I'll swap you a jack johnson sydney ticket for a western australia one LOL
    No....but I still need to get rid of a Foo's ticket.....feel like a holiday in WA? :D



    Anyone???????? :o Otherwise I'm going alone :(
  • vital5 wrote:
    Colin = Man who talks very loudly.
    .....with bad breath
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Collin = A man full of shit


    ? :o

    Never heard that one - did you come up with that?

    What do you call a chinese vicar??

    Porkemyoung

    What do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?


    A jammy c**t.

    What do you call a Russian with one testicle?

    Ivan Knockabollockoff.

    What do you call a disorganised Oriental with a dysentry prone father?

    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

    Thats enough for today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    No....but I still need to get rid of a Foo's ticket.....feel like a holiday in WA? :D
    I'll swap you a fooeys ticket :) heh
  • DonJon wrote:
    Never heard that one - did you come up with that?

    What do you call a chinese vicar??

    Porkemyoung

    What do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?


    A jammy c**t.

    What do you call a Russian with one testicle?

    Ivan Knockabollockoff.

    What do you call a disorganised Oriental with a dysentry prone father?

    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

    Thats enough for today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I did :eek: You had already said all the one's I know/can remember.

    here's another one
    Frank = A man that leaves his mark on you.


    ok.....that was pathetic :o I'll stop too :) hehe
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DonJon wrote:
    Never heard that one - did you come up with that?

    What do you call a chinese vicar??

    Porkemyoung

    What do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?


    A jammy c**t.

    What do you call a Russian with one testicle?

    Ivan Knockabollockoff.

    What do you call a disorganised Oriental with a dysentry prone father?

    A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

    Thats enough for today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Google.co.uk? heh
  • vital5 wrote:
    I'll swap you a fooeys ticket :) heh
    Yeah right :rolleyes: you wouldn't come over here.
    Or did you mean swap photo's? :D LOL!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    I did :eek: You had already said all the one's I know/can remember.

    here's another one
    Frank = A man that leaves his mark on you.


    ok.....that was pathetic :o I'll stop too :) hehe
    Mark = man with greasy hands
  • Wow

    seems im a Hot Slut :D:D
    Im so proud!!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trudie


    How cool was that Vid!! That chick was one lucky bitch! I would have tackled her and taken her place.
    I still dont understand why she was picked, but I hope that there was no reason, leaves me with more of a chance for the next tour :D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Well hey there you!!!! :D

    Sam and I were having a laugh at your urban name meanings last night :D

    How's thangs? Hows Andy and the 'kids'?
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Wow

    seems im a Hot Slut :D:D
    Im so proud!!

    Still not as good as mine :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    I did :eek: You had already said all the one's I know/can remember.

    here's another one
    Frank = A man that leaves his mark on you.


    ok.....that was pathetic :o I'll stop too :) hehe

    Thats brilliant.

    Bye - gym
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5 wrote:

    wanna buy a ticket? i'll take a photo :)

    I'll swap you a jack johnson sydney ticket for a western australia one LOL
    vital5 wrote:
    I'll swap you a fooeys ticket :)heh

    http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/ozsmalltowngirl/001-3.jpg


    I've shown you mine ;):D LMAO

    Should I print the photo of my own tickets??
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    Still not as good as mine :D
    Yours IS the best :D

    Poor Brendans a scientologist dick :eek:

    I send people to hospital from sitting on their face or just completely wearing them out sexually :eek:

    We're a fine lot :D
  • Well hey there you!!!! :D

    Sam and I were having a laugh at your urban name meanings last night :D

    How's thangs? Hows Andy and the 'kids'?


    Kids are good :) My little babies, i love em so much.
    Andy.... havent seen him since we got back!! Damn work!
    But all is well thanks Suga.

    Are you missing Glenn yet? And how long if he away for Kyl?
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    does the "Free Transport" for the foos ticket include getting me to perth?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    does the "Free Transport" for the foos ticket include getting me to perth?

    What's this "free transport" malarkey?
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    What's this "free transport" malarkey?


    On Kylie's Foo and Jack tickets it says "Free Transperth Travel"
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Kids are good :) My little babies, i love em so much.
    Andy.... havent seen him since we got back!! Damn work!
    But all is well thanks Suga.

    Are you missing Glenn yet? And how long if he away for Kyl?
    Yeah work sux :mad:

    he only left yesterday......felt a bit strange here last night....I'm just keeping busy :)

    We've now been told the job could be for 3 YEARS :eek:
    He's doing 4 weeks on and about a week off (flies home) so not as bad as when he was at Chrissy Island.

    We've talked A LOT about this job and if it starts creating any problems with us or the kids, he'll just come back to the mine.
    I think one of the hardest things is that I have to get into a totally different routine with the kids etc etc and then he'll pop back for a week and It'll change again and so on and so on......totally screws with my head :eek:

    It's gonna be a real rollercaster for the next few years :s
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Wow

    seems im a Hot Slut :D:D
    Im so proud!!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trudie


    How cool was that Vid!! That chick was one lucky bitch! I would have tackled her and taken her place.
    I still dont understand why she was picked, but I hope that there was no reason, leaves me with more of a chance for the next tour :D

    What chick? Where? Who?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Yeah we get that (free Transperth transport) for all concerts here :D

    and Glenn.....if you can get from Brissy to Perth via Transperth...the tickets yours for FREE! :)
  • ZiggyStar wrote:
    What chick? Where? Who?
    The chick in the vid that brendan posted yesterday....that Ed got up on stage for Yellow Ledbetter.

    Hey, Sus? Whats the weather like there today?
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Yeah we get that for all concerts here :D

    and Glenn.....if you can get from Brissy to Perth via Transperth...the tickets yours for FREE! :)



    I'll check their bus schedule, i'm pretty sure a Transperth bus stops at the bus stop on the corner of my street. i don't see many people get on it, it's a pretty long bus ride.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • I'll check their bus schedule, i'm pretty sure a Transperth bus stops at the bus stop on the corner of my street. i don't see many people get on it, it's a pretty long bus ride.
    and the ticket's going......going......GONE - subject to Transperth bus schedule :D
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    and the ticket's going......going......GONE - subject to Transperth bus schedule :D
    awww :(
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