Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    " Sat next to an alcoholic lesbian twoz interesting."


    The best type of lesbian.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • The best type of lesbian.
    Haha!
    I told him that I hope he didn't join the mile high club with her.
    He said she was the 'bloke' and after she'd had 6 glasses of red wine she told him he looked like Kevin Costner :eek:

    LMFAO!!!! I'd love to have been a fly on the wall watching that 4.5/5 hour flight convo :D
  • Sheesh....warm night here- still over 28 degrees
    The kids and I have been laying on the trampoline, star gazing. *sigh*
  • Sam just showed me this

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kylie

    I knew the boomerang one but not the others
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • I'm putting everyones names in :D LMFAO!!! Theres some rippa's

    eg; 2. Brendan

    What Tom Cruise called his penis.

    Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."
  • Oh my! :eek:

    "Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover

    I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion"
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Susan: Prison slang for a bitch in the inmate pecking order.

    "I'm gonna make you my Susan, bitch!"


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Oh my! :eek:

    "Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover

    I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion"

    :D

    Spot on ;)
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Eileen = a girl with one leg shorter than the other

    :D
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    E.K wrote:
    Eileen = a girl with one leg shorter than the other

    :D

    :D

    Bob = A man with no arms and legs who floats in water

    Cliff = A man with a Seagull on his head
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    stuart

    A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.

    "my dad is such a stuart he coached my soccer game!"

    "that kids dad is such a stuart."



    hahaha
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Sheesh....warm night here- still over 28 degrees
    The kids and I have been laying on the trampoline, star gazing. *sigh*
    get a fucking air conditioner :P Then you don't have to do shit with ur kids! :eek:
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Nah.. I just like him for some reason. Used to see him around Narrabeen a lot. He's actually shorter than me. :)
    Stalker!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    I don't know :eek:

    Maybe it was something to do with just having something to do with show biz??? Apparently he gets the same thing for a lot of shows.
    I bet alot of bands hate people like this, getting backstage shit for no reason.. Eddie would have hated you :p

    teehee
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Spot on ;)


    How you doin'? ;) *said in a New York accent*




    LOL!!! I found out that anyone can add those comments/meanings, so my bet is that YOU added that one, Rob :D hahaha
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Lyrics...
    The Postal Service - Sleeping In

    'Again last night I had that strange dream
    Where everything was exactly how it seemed
    Where concerns about the world getting warmer
    The people thought they were just being rewarded'
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    What the hell has Lord of the Rings got to do with Pearl Jam?!
    Did Ed play one of the Hobbits or something. ;):)
    He was Gollum
  • vital5 wrote:
    get a fucking air conditioner :P Then you don't have to do shit with ur kids! :eek:
    We've got ducted air con; but it was still uncomfortable.
    It was nice star gazing......I sent the kids to bed and still layed out there by myself :D Being in the bush, it's really black at night and easier to see all the stars. It was like the scene in Shrek - picking out all the constellations (real ones and ones we made up) LOL!
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    E.K wrote:
    Hey .. leave my Tim alone. I like his cheery personality.

    Anyway it's not his fault the east coast got the stupid La Nina this summer.
    does tim bailey even own a surfboard? lol.... i hope he hits the reef if so ;)
  • vital5 wrote:
    I bet alot of bands hate people like this, getting backstage shit for no reason.. Eddie would have hated you :p

    teehee
    He would have, I know!

    OR

    It wouldve been a case of Wham-Bam-Thank you Maam/Eddie and I'd be gone.
    Eddie - "who was that masked woman?"
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    vital5 wrote:
    I bet alot of bands hate people like this, getting backstage shit for no reason.. Eddie would have hated you :p

    teehee

    Plus getting backstage passes doesn't necessarily mean you get to meet anyone. MR was telling me that he hardly got to speak to Ed after the Sydney shows because Ed was caught up chatting to The Edge's guitar tech, a few people from Byron who Ed had met on a previous tour who gave Ed a special custom made surfboard, plus various other people. If Ed was too busy to chat to a close friend such as MR, what chance does it give to the "average Joe"?

    Plus there's always the chance that Pearl Jam could do what they did after the Newcastle show (exit the stage, immediately jump into a waiting Tarago and drive off)
  • vital5 wrote:
    He was Gollum
    "my precious" :eek:
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    He would have, I know!

    OR

    It wouldve been a case of Wham-Bam-Thank you Maam/Eddie and I'd be gone.
    Eddie - "who was that masked woman?"
    Stone - "They call her the Boomerang mate... Get to the docs quick!"
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    How you doin'? ;) *said in a New York accent*




    LOL!!! I found out that anyone can add those comments/meanings, so my bet is that YOU added that one, Rob :D hahaha

    LOL :D
    I would've made it even better if I'd added one :)
  • vital5 wrote:
    Stone - "They call her the Boomerang mate... Get to the docs quick!"
    LMAO!!!
    Yeah hea would have been kylied :p:D
    .....and I just keep coming.....back :eek:
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Plus getting backstage passes doesn't necessarily mean you get to meet anyone. MR was telling me that he hardly got to speak to Ed after the Sydney shows because Ed was caught up chatting to The Edge's guitar tech, a few people from Byron who Ed had met on a previous tour who gave Ed a special custom made surfboard, plus various other people. If Ed was too busy to chat to a close friend such as MR, what chance does it give to the "average Joe"?

    Plus there's always the chance that Pearl Jam could do what they did after the Newcastle show (exit the stage, immediately jump into a waiting Tarago and drive off)
    makes me remember the lift ride at Acer Arena. heh We went up to the top levels where no one was about..... then down, down, down to get shooed back up in the lift by people wanting to see passes :p We took the pass sign with us :) It has some cool designs on it.
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    LOL :D
    I would've made it even better if I'd added one :)
    LMFAO!!! It couldn't get much better than that, though :D haha
  • vital5 wrote:
    makes me remember the lift ride at Acer Arena. heh We went up to the top levels where no one was about..... then down, down, down to get shooed back up in the lift by people wanting to see passes :p We took the pass sign with us :) It has some cool designs on it.
    :eek:
    What's a "pass sign"? :o
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    :eek:
    What's a "pass sign"? :o

    I'm pretty sure it was a sign with the pictures of the different types of backstage passes.
    MR's one was the Surfboard logo and it had his photo on it
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Look at the pics in this thread. Fucking hilarious :D

    http://www.my360.com.au/Post.aspx?id=3929&p=1
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