Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Do you want to supply the horses head Trudie, or shall I :eek:

    Save the Horses.... Take her head off with a butter knife... NO DISRESPECT!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Hair Colour: Any
    Eye Colour: Any
    Tall/Short: Can't be too much taller than me (6ft) cos I don't want a 'Tom & Nicole' situation. On the other hand they can't be a 'walking head-job' either :)
    So is hair or/and eyes even a necessity?

    Are you 6ft!? I don't know why, but for some reason I thought you were a shorty....don't know why.

    A walking head job - Bwaaaaaahahaha!:D So no midgets then...OK.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    ahh, a walking head job... OMG :eek: that sounds so High school!! the good ole days!! :D:D

    Good 'ol days indeed!!

    'Butterface' was another one......."Great body, butterface.........." :D
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    So is hair or/and eyes even a necessity?

    Are you 6ft!? I don't know why, but for some reason I thought you were a shorty....don't know why.

    A walking head job - Bwaaaaaahahaha!:D So no midgets then...OK.


    I might have a better chance if she can't see :)

    Definitely NO midgets (no offence to all you 'little' people out there)
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Good 'ol days indeed!!

    'Butterface' was another one......."Great body, butterface.........." :D

    never heard the Butterface one?? us country folk only got hold of the cool sayings every 25 years!!


    Midgets need loving too people!! ;)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    6 to go Kyl :D:D Bring it Sister!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Good 'ol days indeed!!

    'Butterface' was another one......."Great body, butterface.........." :D


    "good from far, far from good"

    They're all coming back to me now :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I might have a better chance if she can't see :)

    Definitely NO midgets (no offence to all you 'little' people out there)
    Oh please.....saying this as a mate.....I've seen you on the PJ come to Newcastle news clip and I think Tig and I will be fighting them off. :)
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    never heard the Butterface one?? us country folk only got hold of the cool sayings every 25 years!!


    Midgets need loving too people!! ;)

    Never heard of 'butterface'?? You do get it though......butt-er-face (but her face)
    Just making sure. I forgot you were from the country ;)

    I'll have to watch myself. I'm sounding a little 'heightist' ATM :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    "good from far, far from good"

    They're all coming back to me now :D
    and Wow! she's pretty...pretty fucken ugly.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Oh please.....saying this as a mate.....I've seen you on the PJ come to Newcastle news clip and I think Tig and I will be fighting them off. :)

    :o
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Oh please.....saying this as a mate.....I've seen you on the PJ come to Newcastle news clip and I think Tig and I will be fighting them off. :)


    ahhh, compliments a plenty!!

    hey, if they are all gonna throw themselves at Rob, im gonna leave him to his Orgy!!
    There's a thread worthy topic for ya!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    never heard the Butterface one?? us country folk only got hold of the cool sayings every 25 years!!


    Midgets need loving too people!! ;)
    Oops! is Andy a midget?
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Never heard of 'butterface'?? You do get it though......butt-er-face (but her face)
    Just making sure. I forgot you were from the country ;)

    I'll have to watch myself. I'm sounding a little 'heightist' ATM :eek:

    I was quite proud I got that one straight away!!

    Head like a smashed "insert whatever terrible word here"
    pie
    crab
    sheeps arse
    etc etc...:p
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    ahhh, compliments a plenty!!

    hey, if they are all gonna throw themselves at Rob, im gonna leave him to his Orgy!!
    There's a thread worthy topic for ya!!
    and he's sharing an appartment with Brendan, so I'm sure Brendan would be more than happy to assist :)
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Oops! is Andy a midget?

    you do know I wore girly style Thong's on my feet on my wedding day to avoid and extra heightening!!
    He's my height ;) 5 8"
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    and he's sharing an appartment with Brendan, so I'm sure Brendan would be more than happy to assist :)

    (insert funky 70's style bass-line)

    :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    you do know I wore girly style Thong's on my feet on my wedding day to avoid and extra heightening!!
    He's my height ;) 5 8"
    hehehe!
    So the "midgets need love" comment wasn't a defensive comment then LOL! ;)
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    [size=+5] Congratulations Kylie [/size]

    ahhh, what a nice way to bring in the milestone :)
    Whoring is the best thing to be doing when the rest of the world is asleep!!

    Rock n Roll Sista!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    I was 1 too fuckin early!!!

    Whore Bitch Whore!!!

    :D:D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
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