Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Let the shit run Kyl.... Rob and I love it dont we Rob ;)

    Damn straight!! :D
  • [size=+5] WOOHOO [/size]

    Yes I am....:D

    I wouldnt call it holidays .... just a few extra days off to me... actually, it is a holiday! 7 whole days without work!
    No time off for Andy though.... sucker!! Im heading to Vic on Frid and get back Monday night so its really just our normal days off this week, and its his Birthday on Wednesday... plus that day is the Anniversary of our first Kiss, although I did have to get him drunk!! :p
    awww, sweet :p
    Yep...Glenn and I were bestest buddies for just over 4 years and he ended up having to get me drunk to plant one on me :D ahhhh funny.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858

    plus that day is the Anniversary of our first Kiss, although I did have to get him drunk!! :p

    I don't think I've kissed anybody for the first time while sober :eek:
    Reading signals is not my strong point. I usually have to be close to being sexually assaulted to figure out that I might have a chance with a woman :o
  • So Robs all happy again coz he's got his Mum home again ;)
  • awww, sweet :p
    Yep...Glenn and I were bestest buddies for just over 4 years and he ended up having to get me drunk to plant one on me :D ahhhh funny.

    Ahh thats fuckin brilliant!!


    BAHAhahaha!! Andy and I were really good mates for about a year and a half, I actually stalked him for that entire time, got him wasted on Jager on his birthday, and took him home! Although he was pretty pissed, he threw me in the cab after it got to his house and sent me home.... im still trying to work out, was he a gentleman, or was he fuckin stupid!! :D:D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    So Robs all happy again coz he's got his Mum home again ;)

    Pfftttt :p
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    I don't think I've kissed anybody for the first time while sober :eek:
    Reading signals is not my strong point. I usually have to be close to being sexually assaulted to figure out that I might have a chance with a woman :o
    A bit of Dutch courage never hurts in those situations :)
    OK....if you're still single in November....Trud and I will give you some sort of signal (prior to sexual assault) to let you know if someones coming on with you....could be a weekend to remember for more than 1 reason!
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    I don't think I've kissed anybody for the first time while sober :eek:
    Reading signals is not my strong point. I usually have to be close to being sexually assaulted to figure out that I might have a chance with a woman :o

    I really dont understand that about some men... but heres my analysis...

    If you are one of these men, that is a good thing.

    Most men, yes im generalising, will use terrible chat lines on women, grope women, slap our arses, and think for some unknown reason that we like it and think its a turn on, and that we want them to take us home and make Sexy Time. For some reason, whatever we do sometimes, Men will take as a sign that they are in.. and they are so far from it its not funny.

    Then you have the sweet boys who dont see it coming... I like those boys, respectful :)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    A bit of Dutch courage never hurts in those situations :)
    OK....if you're still single in November....Trud and I will give you some sort of signal (prior to sexual assault) to let you know if someones coming on with you....could be a weekend to remember for more than 1 reason!

    DEAL :)
    You 2 could be my pimps for the weekend, or my 'arm candy' to get the rest of the girls jealous :D
  • A bit of Dutch courage never hurts in those situations :)
    OK....if you're still single in November....Trud and I will give you some sort of signal (prior to sexual assault) to let you know if someones coming on with you....could be a weekend to remember for more than 1 reason!

    It will be something like...

    "Rob, she's Hot for you, go get her Tiger"
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • So Robs all happy again coz he's got his Mum home again ;)

    ahhhhhhh :o


    20 to go Kyl :)
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    DEAL :)
    You 2 could be my pimps for the weekend, or my 'arm candy' to get the rest of the girls jealous :D


    SWEET!!! I been waiting for the right occasion to wear my Grandfather Clock Chain round my neck :D:D:D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    It will be something like...

    "Rob, she's Hot for you, go get her Tiger"

    "I am Rob......hear me ROAR!!!"
    :D

    Maybe Andy could make an announcement at the end of a set letting the ladies know that I will be available for conversation AFTER the show (not going to let ANY woman get in the way of Pearl Jam)
  • Ahh thats fuckin brilliant!!


    BAHAhahaha!! Andy and I were really good mates for about a year and a half, I actually stalked him for that entire time, got him wasted on Jager on his birthday, and took him home! Although he was pretty pissed, he threw me in the cab after it got to his house and sent me home.... im still trying to work out, was he a gentleman, or was he fuckin stupid!! :D:D

    haha too cute .....a gentleman, I'm sure.

    I can't believe I ever spoke to Glenn after the night of our first kiss!!! I'd met him at his house, left my car at his house (his parents house) and we went off to a party together, as we always did.....of course when we got back to his place and he'd gotten me drunk, he wouldn't let me drive home and said I could stay there, coz his whole family was away for the weekend, so I could sleep in one of his sisters beds......
    FUCKEN SLEEZY PRICK!!!!! I didn't sleep in his sisters bed!!!!!! His whole family wasn't away, as I found out the next morning when I woke up and heard him out in the kitchen talking to his Dad!!!! :eek:
    I refused to leave unless he distracted his Dad so I could bolt without facing him (remember I've known his family- as Glenns friend - for four years+) so Glenn comes into me and says I'm right to go coz his Dad's out the back hanging out the washing......I do a mad dash out the front to my car....where his Dad is standing and says "oh? are you leaving already Kylie"

    His Dad even touched on the subject in his speech at our wedding 4 years later :o
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    "I am Rob......hear me ROAR!!!"
    :D

    Maybe Andy could make an announcement at the end of a set letting the ladies know that I will be available for conversation AFTER the show (not going to let ANY woman get in the way of Pearl Jam)


    BAHAHa!!!! Thats so fuckin funny!! I always invite my mates to come see the boys play... and then I end up arm in arm with Sammy and Dale singin away and neglecting the mates!! I always feel terrible after the gig, but they understand :D:D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    DEAL :)
    You 2 could be my pimps for the weekend, or my 'arm candy' to get the rest of the girls jealous :D
    You're on mate:D
    We won't just let any old chick take you though....she's gotta be perfect for our Rob ;)
  • It will be something like...

    "Rob, she's Hot for you, go get her Tiger"
    and I'll just stand there, winking and twitching like a spaz in her general direction :D
  • haha too cute .....a gentleman, I'm sure.

    I can't believe I ever spoke to Glenn after the night of our first kiss!!! I'd met him at his house, left my car at his house (his parents house) and we went off to a party together, as we always did.....of course when we got back to his place and he'd gotten me drunk, he wouldn't let me drive home and said I could stay there, coz his whole family was away for the weekend, so I could sleep in one of his sisters beds......
    FUCKEN SLEEZY PRICK!!!!! I didn't sleep in his sisters bed!!!!!! His whole family wasn't away, as I found out the next morning when I woke up and heard him out in the kitchen talking to his Dad!!!! :eek:
    I refused to leave unless he distracted his Dad so I could bolt without facing him (remember I've known his family- as Glenns friend - for four years+) so Glenn comes into me and says I'm right to go coz his Dad's out the back hanging out the washing......I do a mad dash out the front to my car....where his Dad is standing and says "oh? are you leaving already Kylie"

    His Dad even touched on the subject in his speech at our wedding 4 years later :o

    LMFAO!! Sneaky Bugger. Love his old man! Brilliant line from him :D:D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    You're on mate:D
    We won't just let any old chick take you though....she's gotta be perfect for our Rob ;)

    I can imagine it now......."Name? Occupation? Intentions?.....not good enough....NEXT!!!"

    :D
  • SWEET!!! I been waiting for the right occasion to wear my Grandfather Clock Chain round my neck :D:D:D
    LOL!!! You've gotta get the purple animal print hat to go with that Trudie :D
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