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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • DonJon wrote:
    Greyhounds - poor mans sport!. Casino - shit hole in the middle of nowhere.

    Imagine going to the Dwellingup greyhounds on a Tuesday night (even scummier than Mandurah)
    LOL! I don't quite know how to take that ? LOL!
    So you know the Mandurah Greyhounds eh. Friends of ours quite often ask us to go with them, but we've always managed to get out of it.
    Greyhound folk are a bit like 'Carni's' to me :eek:
  • DonJon wrote:
    Guess what I have in my grubby little hands!!!!!!!!!!

    I got two copies and said to the chick 'did you get it in this morning?'
    "Nope we got it in about half an hour ago and all 5 have been picked up"

    DVD
    Manly
    DVD
    Manly
    DVD
    Manly
    YEY! I'm so happy for ya hun :) Can't wait to hear your review :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    and (as previously mentioned) a Fistful of Steel ;)

    Sounds like fun! Will cross everything for you, that you get good tickets!!
    Can you imagine being in a RATM mosh pit :eek: FARK! It was bad enough the other night! Heaps of people (including us) had to get out :( I ended up with my face just squashed into some poor guys back - couldn't see or breath. Gave this chick a serving....not expecting her to go off back at me and she was about a foot taller - thank goodness the young guys I was standing near jumped to my defence!

    The secret of the mosh is that you have to give as much as get. I can't wait for the RATM mosh, it's gonna be like the old days (getting kicked in the head by crowd surfers, elbowed in the head by fellow moshers)
    Aaah........heaven :D

    Fistful of Steel? I reckon it's more a case of Know Your Enemy ;)
  • OUCH!

    our little 6 pounder just seemed to come right out
    Little Zara was a perfect size!!!!! I dreamed and preyed for even a 7 pounder :o
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    YEY! I'm so happy for ya hun :) Can't wait to hear your review :D

    That's if he can watch it :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Little Zara was a perfect size!!!!! I dreamed and preyed for even a 7 pounder :o

    At the moment I'm dreaming of a 1/4 Pounder ;)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    LOL! I don't quite know how to take that ? LOL!
    So you know the Mandurah Greyhounds eh. Friends of ours quite often ask us to go with them, but we've always managed to get out of it.
    Greyhound folk are a bit like 'Carni's' to me :eek:

    Thats my point - Carni's at Casino
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • :eek:
    wah
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    YEY! I'm so happy for ya hun :) Can't wait to hear your review :D

    So far...
    the cover is impressive
    the pictures are really impressive

    Gotta clean room, washing and pack tonight...then Ill plonk my date on the couch, insert DVD and try not to wake my fatmate

    Maaaaanly
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    :eek:

    :eek: to you too
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    The secret of the mosh is that you have to give as much as get. I can't wait for the RATM mosh, it's gonna be like the old days (getting kicked in the head by crowd surfers, elbowed in the head by fellow moshers)
    Aaah........heaven

    Fistful of Steel? I reckon it's more a case of Know Your Enemy
    Yeah fun for a giant like you! Not for me being 5foot 4 and 52kilos :mad: Trust me....I was going like a woman possessed the other night (not to mention I still haven't got my voice back) :eek: But as soon as Silverchair finished, people just came from everywhere - sides and back and by the time Powderfinger started, without exageration, there would have been double the amount of people up front. Glenn couldn't even get out! I think the only reason I could was coz guys are more likely to let someone with boobs squeeze past them, than a guy with a beer belly ;):D
    There were even big, young guys getting out - it was crazy :(
    Was OK though - I went straight to the bar and got a heap of bourbons and watched from further back, where I had plenty of room. I don't know how many people were there, but I doubt that there would have been a single person that didn't sing every word to My Happiness.....it sounded amazing under the big top.
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    That's if he can watch it :D
    Positive thinking - it WILL work on your DVD player Brendan :)
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    At the moment I'm dreaming of a 1/4 Pounder ;)
    LOL! as long as it's not one of your 1/4 pounder Samoan's :eek:
  • DonJon wrote:
    Thats my point - Carni's at Casino
    *shudders* have fun, now ;)
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Yeah fun for a giant like you! Not for me being 5foot 4 and 52kilos :mad: Trust me....I was going like a woman possessed the other night (not to mention I still haven't got my voice back)But as soon as Silverchair finished, people just came from everywhere - sides and back and by the time Powderfinger started, without exageration, there would have been double the amount of people up front. Glenn couldn't even get out! I think the only reason I could was coz guys are more likely to let someone with boobs squeeze past them, than a guy with a beer belly ;):D
    There were even big, young guys getting out - it was crazy :(
    Was OK though - I went straight to the bar and got a heap of bourbons and watched from further back, where I had plenty of room. I don't know how many people were there, but I doubt that there would have been a single person that didn't sing every word to My Happiness.....it sounded amazing under the big top.

    6ft isn't a giant.

    I'm gonna start taking bets for RATM's opening song. My pick is "People Of The Sun"

    :D

    CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!
  • :eek:
    *on knees, arms stretched in front, bowing up and down* We're not worthy!! ;)

    Steller effort last night girlfriend!!!!! :D I was pissing myself reading those 2 pages!!!
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    LOL! as long as it's not one of your 1/4 pounder Samoan's :eek:

    :D

    Me and my mate did the "pounder" a couple of months ago (4 1/4 pounder patties in a bun)
    It was absolutely disgusting. The fat just dripped off it like a sumo wrestler locked in a sauna. I felt sick all day after eating that :(
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Steller effort last night girlfriend!!!!!

    Excuse the pun ;)
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    6ft isn't a giant.

    I'm gonna start taking bets for RATM's opening song. My pick is "People Of The Sun"

    :D

    CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!
    It's a giant to me :p
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Me and my mate did the "pounder" a couple of months ago (4 1/4 pounder patties in a bun)
    It was absolutely disgusting. The fat just dripped off it like a sumo wrestler locked in a sauna. I felt sick all day after eating that :(


    why don't Macca's call a "Double Quarter Pounder" a "Half Pounder"???
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Me and my mate did the "pounder" a couple of months ago (4 1/4 pounder patties in a bun)
    It was absolutely disgusting. The fat just dripped off it like a sumo wrestler locked in a sauna. I felt sick all day after eating that :(
    Eeeeeewwww! I just threw up a little in my mouth :o
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    why don't Macca's call a "Double Quarter Pounder" a "Half Pounder"???

    Because "Half Pounder" makes it sound a lot worse because then you know that you're eating 1/2 a pound of 'meat', and I use that term loosely
  • whoressss ;)
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  • LOL :D

    i'm exhausted :eek: how is everyone else? :eek:
    wah
  • why don't Macca's call a "Double Quarter Pounder" a "Half Pounder"???
    and why do we call buildings 'buildings' when they're already built? :D
  • whoressss ;)

    did you have to post that before my i'm exhausted post? :eek:

    hey beach boy, hope today was goodly ;)
    wah
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Eeeeeewwww! I just threw up a little in my mouth :o

    The 4 slices of cheese made it even worse, plus the fact that they didn't put any sauce inbetween the patties. Have you ever tasted just the 'meat' in those burgers? It tastes like gristle and fat :(
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Positive thinking - it WILL work on your DVD player Brendan :)

    Nah it probably wont knowing my luck. There is some young grommits that live across the road who are always cranking MSG so Ill walk over there with a bag a weed and a 6 pack - they wont say no.

    Failing that Ill break in next door, knock the chick out, watch it, use her toilet then leave - she'll wake up by morning :D
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Anyway, the place is obviously full of comedians today...

    What DVD do you have, DonJon? Or is it some secret that cant be mentioned on here?
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  • Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D

    Me and my mate did the "pounder" a couple of months ago (4 1/4 pounder patties in a bun)
    It was absolutely disgusting. The fat just dripped off it like a sumo wrestler locked in a sauna. I felt sick all day after eating that :(

    i need to show you pictures of the pappas' friend... he ate a burger with 20 patties inside from hungry jacks... the photos are great :eek:
    wah
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