Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

ozpjman

ZiggyStar wrote:

HA HA It's called elephantitis of the clitoris. That's why ozpjman likes that photo -- because it looks like a penis and he secretly likes boys! Not that there's anything wrong with that!

haha busted

hey, ill sweeten the deal, that way you dont think im weird

When I cum up, Ill bring party cones and ingredients with me, that way there is no uncomfortableness hehe

DonJon

ZiggyStar wrote:

Nice...when is it?

3rd of Aug at the Hordern.

I had absolutely no idea about it (JJJ havent said much or Ive been listening at the wrong times) then got an email from a friend this morning showing her confirmation number and she simply said 'one of these is yours'. She'll be getting a few beers thrown down her neck tonight.

I think they are primarily out here for Splender in the Grass and are only doing 2 other gigs - one at the hordern and the other at the Tivoli at Brissy

ZiggyStar

ozpjman wrote:

haha busted

hey, ill sweeten the deal, that way you dont think im weird

When I cum up, Ill bring party cones and ingredients with me, that way there is no uncomfortableness hehe

What the hell are "ingredients"?

I'll have some cones though! Never pass on those!

vital5

DonJon wrote:

Hey Jim Ill ring him and see how he went. Had a beer with him last night and said he 'thinks' he'll pass but not overly confident. Mind you I reckon there will be some uproar if some fail re the cockups. Im doing CPA mate - reason is that my mentor is CPA.

Wonder if our mate Oz Jammer is out swimming at Nobby's today

Well if he gets in trouble the life guards have just bought a new beach toy...
The row of ships might even act as a shark net

vital5

ZiggyStar wrote:

What the hell are "ingredients"?

I'll have some cones though! Never pass on those!

make mine a double scooper

i hope the ingredients are 100's and 1,000's
and flakes... heh

You need a cone alright... to put over your elephantitis clitoris to cover it up

ozpjman

ZiggyStar wrote:

What the hell are "ingredients"?

I'll have some cones though! Never pass on those!

The ingredients are what goes in the party cones ya knob!!!

ZiggyStar

ozpjman wrote:

The ingredients are what goes in the party cones ya knob!!!

Ohhhh.... Maybe I've had too many cones! Ha ha

Oz Jammer

vital5 wrote:

Well if he gets in trouble the life guards have just bought a new beach toy...
The row of ships might even act as a shark net

:(

It's pretty fucked up. One ship aground and they're predicting 2 more to run aground, and there's a huge chance that thousands of tonnes of fuel and oil will be leaked into the ocean.
Looks like I might be swimming in pools for the next 5 years :(

DonJon

Oz Jammer wrote:

:(

It's pretty fucked up. One ship aground and they're predicting 2 more to run aground, and there's a huge chance that thousands of tonnes of fuel and oil will be leaked into the ocean.
Looks like I might be swimming in pools for the next 5 years :(

The one that is aground was full of Koreans. **DonJon giggles as he imagines those gentleman having to swim to safety with their unparalleled swimming skills**

They reckon they have found to massive creases in the hull that are the danger. Mother nature at its best!!!

P.S I have never seen so many umbrella's in bins in the city

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

I noticed!! I thought you and Tigress had run away for a secret rendevous because she's been missing for a week too...Hmmmmm????

Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


you are gonna blow our secret!!!

aus_suz

DonJon wrote:

3rd of Aug at the Hordern.

I had absolutely no idea about it (JJJ havent said much or Ive been listening at the wrong times) then got an email from a friend this morning showing her confirmation number and she simply said 'one of these is yours'. She'll be getting a few beers thrown down her neck tonight.

I think they are primarily out here for Splender in the Grass and are only doing 2 other gigs - one at the hordern and the other at the Tivoli at Brissy

They are doing a show in Melb as well on aug 7th...Kaiser Chiefs do a gig on the 6th in Melb as well.....
I will be flying out of melb on the 5th was thinking of staying an extra two days...

DonJon

aus_suz wrote:

They are doing a show in Melb as well on aug 7th...Kaiser Chiefs do a gig on the 6th in Melb as well.....
I will be flying out of melb on the 5th was thinking of staying an extra two days...

Oh didnt know that. The amount of time I spend listening to JJJ I CANNOT believe I has no idea they were coming out.

Anyone see that picture in the 'Just - Caption' thread? Any ideas of what Jeff was so pissed about?

aus_suz

ozpjman wrote:

When I cum

[size=+1]what????[/size]

Oz Jammer

DonJon wrote:

The one that is aground was full of Koreans. **DonJon giggles as he imagines those gentleman having to swim to safety with their unparalleled swimming skills**

They reckon they have found to massive creases in the hull that are the danger. Mother nature at its best!!!

P.S I have never seen so many umbrella's in bins in the city

The fuckers got airlifted by helicopter. It's good to know my taxes are helping out fuckers who are a good chance of fucking up my hometown :mad:

PJ to headline "Clean Up Newcastle 07"

DonJon

aus_suz wrote:

[size=+1]what????[/size]

Suz go read their filthy language in the AET thread - they are having cybersex!

I cant ever go back to that thread - some of the words and visual descriptions in there have scarred me for life. Ill never be the same again

vital5

aus_suz wrote:

[size=+1]what????[/size]

*orgasm* :eek:

ZiggyStar

DonJon wrote:

Suz go read their filthy language in the AET thread - they are having cybersex!

I cant ever go back to that thread - some of the words and visual descriptions in there have scarred me for life. Ill never be the same again

NO we weren't. Ozpjman was cybermasturbating. I was watching.

And who would think all this started by simply telling the security guard that I suck AND swallow! **shakes head**

threefish10

DonJon wrote:

Anyone see that picture in the 'Just - Caption' thread? Any ideas of what Jeff was so pissed about?

Don't know, but it think he is more pissed here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/threefish10/Eddie%20And%20Jill/Picture.jpg

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

Don't know, but it think he is more pissed here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/threefish10/Eddie%20And%20Jill/Picture.jpg

Do you have a whole folder of saved photos of "Eddie and Jill" on photobucket?

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

Do you have a whole folder of saved photos of "Eddie and Jill" on photobucket?

No, I'm not a stalker!

ok, maybe i am.

She's HAWT!