Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

ZiggyStar

vital5 wrote:

She's packing her bags, she won that short film comp you entered... She' off to the "prestigious" Cairns Film Festival... almost like the real thing

HA HA Good one!

She can have Cairns...I'm winning a BAFTA, an AFI, a Golden Globe then

"the Academy Award for best film, best directing, best actor, best actress, best editing, best score goes to ZIGGY AND LEIGH!!!"

Samule

vital5 wrote:

Wow thanks for the heads up.. i'm going to score it with "sex" in the 'Word Game' thread too!! :eek:

no problem, just keeping an eye out for a buddy. did you get it?? i will be mighty dissapointed if you didn't.. all my efforts gone to waste....

illegal pants

aus_suz wrote:

I stuck my blue [size=+1]stickman[/size] sticker on my rearwindow yesterday...
Everytime I look at my[size=+1] rearviewmirror[/size] I can see it......makes me[size=+1] smile[/size] everytime......

awwwwwwwwww!!!

vital5

Samule wrote:

no problem, just keeping an eye out for a buddy. did you get it?? i will be mighty dissapointed if you didn't.. all my efforts gone to waste....

haha no... i left for lunch and it was below.... came back and it was over ... :(

Samule

vital5 wrote:

haha no... i left for lunch and it was below.... came back and it was over ... :(

What a shame, was it a good lunch though??

vital5

Samule wrote:

What a shame, was it a good lunch though??

haha no.. anyway.. nothing will top my 200,000th porch post.. with that i'm living the dream!!

Samule

vital5 wrote:

haha no.. anyway.. nothing will top my 200,000th porch post.. with that i'm living the dream!!

can you imagine the dream you would be living if you had the 300,000 AET post as well though!!! you would be in the VIP room in heaven!!

vital5

Samule wrote:

can you imagine the dream you would be living if you had the 300,000 AET post as well though!!! you would be in the VIP room in heaven!!

I'm already finding it hard to fit in all the sponsorship deals and VIP events that are going on after my 200,000th post in Porch

DonJon

I just got tickets to the Arctic Monkeys at the hordern lala lala lala

threefish10

hey i've been gone for a week, anyone notice?

damn it, i knew you all hated me. any way what the hell have i missed?

nothing?? gees, you're all boring!

ozpjman

threefish10 wrote:

hey i've been gone for a week, anyone notice?

damn it, i knew you all hated me. any way what the hell have i missed?

nothing?? gees, you're all boring!

Hey Glenn

Not much really, unless you include the goings-on in AET, where the Top 10 thread has descended into Ziggy wanting to watch me pull myself while her clit-ring is inches from my face...

Other than that, a slow week

threefish10

ozpjman wrote:

Hey Glenn

Not much really, unless you include the goings-on in AET, where the Top 10 thread has descended into Ziggy wanting to watch me pull myself while her clit-ring is inches from my face...

Other than that, a slow week

FUCK!!!!

runs over to AET!!!!

vital5

ozpjman wrote:

Hey Glenn

Not much really, unless you include the goings-on in AET, where the Top 10 thread has descended into Ziggy wanting to watch me pull myself while her clit-ring is inches from my face...

Other than that, a slow week

One question... Why is ZIggy's clit shaped like a penis? :eek:

ozpjman

vital5 wrote:

One question... Why is ZIggy's clit shaped like a penis? :eek:

hehe definately not my friend

ZiggyStar

vital5 wrote:

One question... Why is ZIggy's clit shaped like a penis? :eek:

HA HA It's called elephantitis of the clitoris. That's why ozpjman likes that photo -- because it looks like a penis and he secretly likes boys! Not that there's anything wrong with that!

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

hey i've been gone for a week, anyone notice?

I noticed!! I thought you and Tigress had run away for a secret rendevous because she's been missing for a week too...Hmmmmm????

DonJon

Hey Jim Ill ring him and see how he went. Had a beer with him last night and said he 'thinks' he'll pass but not overly confident. Mind you I reckon there will be some uproar if some fail re the cockups. Im doing CPA mate - reason is that my mentor is CPA.

Wonder if our mate Oz Jammer is out swimming at Nobby's today

aus_suz

DonJon wrote:

Wonder if our mate Oz Jammer is out swimming at Nobby's today

Not unless he has a death wish....LOL........:p

DonJon

aus_suz wrote:

Not unless he has a death wish....LOL........:p

Im leaving early today, rugging up and gonna sit down at Fairy Bower for an hour and watch any freak who dare...get absolutely smashed.

Thing is you think no one would ever have the balls but you get there only to be amazed that there is about 10 guys out - pure nut jobs

ZiggyStar

DonJon wrote:

I just got tickets to the Arctic Monkeys at the hordern lala lala lala

Nice...when is it?